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SpaceScotsman, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Answer wrong. The more of us humans that answer wrong, the less accurate we need to be to get past these stupid things. If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

I unwittingly do that all the time. It often takes me 30+ Captchas before I finally get in. Then I've forgotten what the hell I was doing in the first place.

Confused_Emus,

Do you usually do them quickly? Try slowing down next time, and you’ll get through with less captchas.

kibiz0r,

If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

They kinda do. This is the way the “free” model of internet services works. One of the reasons I think we should probably switch to expecting services to either be paid or non-profit, rather than ad/data-supported.

TranscendentalEmpire,

Yeah, but the whole point of offering free services was just a ploy to crush competition with shorter runways to profit. Google could just sustain "free"services longer than their competitors could remain solvent.

Now that they’ve run most of their competitors into the ground, and now that people and businesses have become dependent on these services. They can bank off advertising and monetizing services with subscriptions.

Google business accounts used to be free, now you have to pay 9 bucks a month per employee, and you are subjected to even more advertising. Neither advertising nor subscriptions are going anywhere, especially now that subscription plans are so normalized.

intensely_human,

That might have been the point. It’s also saved me countless hours of my life being able to navigate anywhere at any time with step by step instructions on how to get there.

There was a lot of value produced for a lot of people by google maps so far

TranscendentalEmpire,

There was a lot of value produced for a lot of people by google maps so far

Right… But people don’t get upset about monopolies because they don’t create value. They get upset because they eliminate competition and choice.

ElmarsonTheThird, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

Same shit with bikes. Is the rider part of the bike or not?

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Well the seat post is under their butt.

knatschus,

Consindering that we’re training Ai to be safe on the roads i would say the rider is the most vital part.

Rekonok, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

I cry, rage, yell then I refresh the the captcha

darkfyre, in D'aww

Sounds to me like the work of Zardulu the Mythmaker

ghoscht, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

What I hate so much more are the OpenAI captchas. Especially the goddamn rat ones

crandlecan,

Huh?

VaultBoyNewVegas,

It’s the text ones for me. I struggle to read the font on some of them so I can’t tell the difference between a capital letter or a lowercase one so now if they’ve the text reader for blind/partially sighted people I’ll use that.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I had much (not) fun with the ones on the Sony/Playstation page.
Somezhibg with alligning a 3d object with a specified direction.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I believe you haven’t met the Yandex Captcha. I don’t know anyone who passed that.

lowleveldata, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

That’s the frame of the lights so no

Teapot,

🤓

Cysioland, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Call me a plant the way I have that rizzome

Cysioland, in most normal wikipedia photo
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nottheengineer, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I still don’t know whether you’re supposed to hit those and I also don’t know if it’s normal to get two challenges or if that just means I did the first one wrong.

onion,

I think you should do what the majority of people would do

nottheengineer,

This has been memed about forever, no one knows what the majority does.

veroxii,

Most people do.

Pietson,

AFAIK, the first one is the real check, the second one is too train their image recognition AI.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

That was in text captcha days

neoman4426,

I vaguely remember 4chan figuring out something to do with which was the control and which the variable and deciding to spam solving the control correctly but the variable with some kind of nonsense (knowing 4chan probably a slur) until the system got enough confirmation that it got moved to the control group and would accept I it there

nottheengineer,

It has to be more sophisticated than that. Otherwise users could easily taint the datasets by giving wrong answers on purpose.

It probably checks your answer against the current model’s best guess and if it’s close enough, you get a pass and your input is added to the training data for the next iteration. The more wrong you are, the more challenges you get.

Takios,

Otherwise users could easily taint the datasets by giving wrong answers on purpose.

I do that and as long as it’s not too outlandish it lets me through.

boredtortoise,

Isn’t it normal to get something like 6 challenges?

And suddenly one of them has new slow loading images which you won’t notice before clicking continue, thus failing

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The most I got at once was around 21 I think. But twice I did such number without passing.

I should finally look at one of those automated captcha solver extensions for Firefox. I know some are more accurate than humans anyway.

Johanno,

Oh I usually get the green checkmark without any captcha.

It depends on the website you are visiting, whether you are loged in on Google and how much cookies you allow and a lot more. Also using Chrome may help because it collects more data.

Sometimes loging out of Google also helps.

jmcs,

It doesn’t really matter, they don’t expect you to get everything right on these. While most of the time you need to get mostly right (Google is using these to train their AI so often they are not sure themselves), they are also looking at other things, like how you move your mouse, and the cookies that they use to spy on people to determine the probability of you being a human. If you pass a certain threshold they let you through, and you can do it even if you miss a square.

mnglw,

I use a trackball mouse for disability reasons. I have to actively slow my cursor movement to a crawl and deliberately slowly click each square otherwise I fail captcha’s

it’s infuriating

DigitalPaperTrail,

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  • Cruxifux,

    Nah, you’re a robot man. We caught you.

    Flabbergassed,
    @Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

    I'm Kilroy.

    Tetsuo,

    A bot trying to solve the captcha would be very fast so it makes sense that they block fast solvers.

    anyhow2503,

    A bot would be exactly as fast as possible, while staying below the detection threshold.

    nottheengineer,

    These things feel like they are made by microsoft. You click somewhere, wait 3-10 seconds and then you can click again.

    Droechai,

    Just use a click delay program between press and input, maybe with a physical on/off switch on a dedicated keyboard next to the mouse together with other necessary keys (like the one button switch between EN and SE layouts or the Memory Cache Dump Key)

    jmcs,

    That’s what a bot would say /s

    But you’re right, the UX sucks, and there are other ways to detect and limit bots that don’t impact legitimate users as much - but Google needs to train their AI, and developers need to cargo cult stuff.

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    and the cookies that they use to spy on people to determine the probability of you being a human

    which is why I assume, as a VPN user who rejects as many cookies as possible, I constantly have to do 5-6 fucking captchas in a row, sometimes more, before it'll let me through.. I can't be that bad at doing them lol

    Is it frustrating? Fuck yeah. Will it get me to change my behaviour and drop those measures so that the companies getting in my way can collect more of my data? Fuck no.

    Inductor,

    Have you tried using an automatic CAPTCHA solver (e.g. Buster)?

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    No, will give it a look, thanks

    Pika,

    I will have to look into this as well

    null,

    Yup, as soon as I moved to a privacy-focused browser, pi-hole, and VPN, I started getting a ton more captchas and they had many more in a row.

    I consider it a badge of honor.

    veroxii,

    I also started getting way more once I moved from chrome to Firefox.

    chaosppe, in not again...
    @chaosppe@lemmy.world avatar

    Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult

    1simpletailer, in spookyyyy
    @1simpletailer@startrek.website avatar

    I’ve always been a skeptic but when I was a teenager Ghost Hunting shows were a guilty pleasure of mine. Tried watching some of the Ghost Hunters revival recently and holy shit its all so fake. Its a good 45 mins of the team “feeling” something with the rare instance of them claiming to witness activity that is conveniently off camera. Why don’t they wear body/head cams? Because then they wouldn’t be able to pull that shit and claim their anecdotal experience as “evidence” the location is haunted.

    Btw they say every location is haunted now. Even when the best evidence they can find is some odd ambient sound or “EVP” that they suggest vaguely sounds like a noise a person can make. Notice how the person they are presenting the evidence too can never tell what the “EVP” is saying until the Ghost Hunters suggest something. At least in the old days they used to debunk stuff on occasion. They also used to occasionally find more substantial evidence, but I think in the era of HD TV’s and Cameras + the scrutiny of the internet they know they cant get away with faking that shit anymore. They basically just go around giving businesses “evidence” to market that they are haunted and enabling delusional homeowners. I’m honestly ashamed that I was ever gullible enough to consider that they may have been legit.

    eldain, in spookyyyy

    I always envision this whenever I see reality TV.

    andthenthreemore, in spookyyyy

    Beverly Crusher visibly sweating.

    ModsAreCopsACAB, (edited ) in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

    Fuck giving money. Plus, did you realise the amount of people who are giving money to Lemmy as opposed to Reddit just to spite Reddit? It’s like putting money in the meat grinder. Literally no purpose.

    Lemmy will never catch up to Reddit. And it’s self-hosted, so there’s literally 0 point to donations. Stop being irrational.

    littlecolt, in spookyyyy

    I just want the “Sickos” shirt guy to appear in the window as a ghost. “YES! HA HA HA… YES!!”

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