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DigitalTraveler42, in Really?

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

Guru_Insights99, (edited )

Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

ReakDuck,

Ok, cool

DigitalTraveler42,

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

InfiniteWisdom,
@InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I for one 100% agree that the use of illegal substances should not be allowed. However, as a retaliation to your statement I would encourage the disusage of all illegal substances per-se. I will provide an upvote to counteract the copious amounts of downvotes you have now from uninformed Lemmy users. Good day to you sir.

Guru_Insights99,

Thank you my good sir, I appreciate the positive feedback. Good day to you 😇😗

H3wastooshort,

Illegal substances are not allowed by the very definition of the term. Discussions regarding these substances focus on whether or not their status of being illegal should be repealed or continued as an “allowed illegal substance” would be a paradox in a court of law.

Ataraxia,

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

zifnab25, in Games Now vs Back Then

Its so easy to forget all the garbage games that got churned out 20 years ago. Even the good games - your FF7s and Warcraft 2s - had their share of notorious glitches.

The ability to patch a game after release has definitely not improved first-iteration releases. But you can go out and get a copy of Skyrim or Resident Evil 7 or Dragon Quest 9 and play it with a very reasonable degree of confidence that it will work end-to-end as intended. You can’t say the same thing about Super Mario 64 or Mortal Kombat 3. Hell, the whole speedrunning community has to distinguish between “glitched” and “glitchless” runs, precisely because finding glitches in classic games is such a pivotal part of beating them in record times.

robzombie91,

When I was making this shit post I was thinking of crysis as an example. My PC back then could barely run it but it played it. Only way to run it completely was to have a beast of a machine

TurboDiesel, in Games Now vs Back Then
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

'Member buying a game, and getting the whole game?

I 'member.

robzombie91,

And an expansion was a shit ton of new content. Not some sprinkling of existing content they already made but stripped out for later

CluckN,

‘Member when game devs only needed 40 people to make a AAA game?

EatYouWell, in For the Motherland!

But really, fuck John Deere.

IHateReddit,

why?

ilinamorato,

Not OP, but for me: Anti-consumer, anti-right-to-repair. You have to have it repaired at an authorized service center, which charges tons; and the computer will literally lock out mechanics from non-authorized service centers (including the owner). They’re even working on subscription models for hardware you already own.

ours,

DRM prevents you from maintaining the gun, please see with an official John Deere armorer.

Fuck_u_spez_, in For the Motherland!

Even if the charging handle doesn’t catch on that grille and stop it from cycling, it’s still not going to be able to eject shell casings, at least not without jamming.

I don’t know why I’m like this.

Nika03,

You can maybe take it off to use it?

Fuck_u_spez_,

You take your common sense and get outta here!

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

If it jams, you have to call the John Deere Tech. He will be out there in 2 weeks, and the call our fee is $1000

prayer,

If the charging handle isn’t caught the SKS is top ejecting, so it should function fine. But this looks more like a rack than a mount.

Siegfried, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Und das Problem wäre… ?

ThrowawayPermanente, in It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

PDF is a false document format and anyone who believes in it is a heretic

Ok_gas_1987,

Imagine this but 40000 years in the future

StraySojourner,

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium; no one knows how to renew Adobe licenses.

XbSuper, in Where we're going, we don't need roads!

Fuck stock memes, die in a fire

FUCKRedditMods, in Just building character over here

I mean they have to hit you with just the right amount of a lot of things to make you funny, but I’d put a lot of determiners far ahead of any possible correlation to trauma

  • critical/analytical thinking
  • a personality that sees ‘attention’ as a reward
  • strong social drive and desire to please others
  • communication skills

To be more ‘funny’ than ‘suicidal,’ wouldn’t the right amount of trauma always be as little trauma as possible?

zbynaCool,

Not really, I’d say it depends on the person

VicentAdultman,

Valid point. But, there are many reasons people are funny and like funny things. Sometimes I get the feel that I am laughing at something just to forget the harshness in life. Bo Burnham in “What’s Funny” explains it better:

“Humor is often linked to shared experience

Like, a guy gets up and says

“Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?”

Oh, my god! Yes, I have!

Ha-ha-ha, really good point

They should fix that…

It’s good to know that somebody finally gets me

Because my wife divorced me, which subconsciously forced me

To lose all sense of self

So, it’s nice to think about hand-dryers and not that cheating whore”

craftyindividual, in Old but gold

Clicky but no linky.

vale, in Don't

is there a c/ontheledgeandshit yet

JimmyBigSausage, in Galileo - Galileo - Galileo figarooo

Oh Mama Mia Mamma Mia

Viking_Hippie,

Mama mia let me go!

loaExMachina,

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

Viking_Hippie,

For me, for MEEEEEEEE!!

elvith,

guitar solo

OldManDerp, in One can dream

Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM

Kidplayer_666, in For the Motherland!

Ukraine be like

Posadas, in Galileo - Galileo - Galileo figarooo
@Posadas@hexbear.net avatar

بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Which of them?

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