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Treczoks, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

rob64,

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

boonhet,

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

Treczoks,

Siiski on sul õigus.

Nalivai,

Eesti keelt pole olemas

boonhet,

Tõsi

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Sidenote, but as a Finn it’s always so fun to read or hear Estonian. Very often I can get at least the gist of what’s being said, and with this phrase I was like 75% sure of what it meant (the 25% comes from the fact that many Estonian words look familiar but actually mean something completely different than what I’d expect.) Finnic languages are pretty rare with like 7 million speakers total, so getting this “oh this language sounds so familiar” feeling isn’t exactly common for us.

Somebody actually did a fun video on this where a Finn and an Estonian tried to guess what the other was saying.

_MusicJunkie,

Sounds like the relationship between German and Dutch. To me as an Austrian, Dutch sounds like a drunk northern German speaking half English.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I studied German around 3000 years ago and Dutch feels somewhat more intelligible to me (at least when reading it, heh) compared to Estonian; it really does sound like someone took English and German and made them do unspeakable things to each other. German & Dutch definitely are a good enough comparison in any case, and I guess eg. Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and maybe Romanian might be too.

But even eg. Italian and German are related, even though it’s not immediately obvious. You Indo-European speakers are surrounded by related languages, and here’s us, the Estonians, the Sámi and a bunch of dying minority cultures in Russia speaking our crazy moon speaks that nobody understands.

_MusicJunkie,

I feel you. When I go to Hungary, my brain breaks. In most surrounding countries, I can sort of guess common words. “Exit” is more or less the same word (vychod) in all nearby Slavic languages for example. And then there’s Hungarian where it’s probably szönözökémül or something.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Lol szönözökémül. I get what you mean though, Hungarian is such a distant relative of Finnish that it’s not mutually intelligible with Finnish in any way, so it feels just as alien to me. The grammar has some familiar constructs and there’s like a handful of words that, when they were specifically pointed out to me and I was told it’s the same as some word in Finnish, I went “oh right I can see how those are related” but I would never have noticed them otherwise.

At least Finnish has related languages but eg. Basque speakers will never hear a foreign language that makes their brain go “I totally understand this! Trust me nothing will go wrong!”, and how sad is that?

juladuni,

Tere…

kennismigrant,

Tšau?

undeffeined,

Im rauch des orgasmus

Karyoplasma,

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

undeffeined,

I have no idea what it actually means. When on an exchange program many years ago, a drunken Finn taught me that

Karyoplasma, (edited )

“Im Rausch des Orgasmus” is a famous, now vintage, porn series with acclaimed German porn actress Michaela Schaffrath under her stage name Gina Wild. It means something like “The buzz of orgasms”.

undeffeined,

Thanks for bringing context to this!

NicestDicerest,

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ich hab Latein 💀

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun

Treczoks,

You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.

NicestDicerest,

Damn

fushuan,

had Spanish & French in school

Most of the German tourists I see either didn’t or did their damnest to not learn :_)

Karyoplasma,

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn’t be able order bread.

meteorswarm,

其實這個美國人還會漢語

Masimatutu,

沒明白,你在說的是誰?

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

Soy bilingue :)

UnverifiedAPK,

Git gut.

It’s not matter of intelligence, it’s a matter of importance.

DarkwinDuck,

I prefer git rebase usually.

Tabugti,

But you have to admit that git is good (gut).

DarkwinDuck,

Naja… Passt schon.

Mighty, in Can't get enough
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

i mean you do you, but i feel like i’m done making them. onto the next thing?!

_cnt0, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

Orangenkuchen,

Das tut niemand.

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

treadful, in Can't get enough
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

This is an amazing stock photo

miss_brainfart, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Hallöchen Popöchen

whitepawn, in Dont

Is this a Varric reference? “How about a giant sign that just says ‘Don’t’, [you could hit people with it.”]

lemmyseizethemeans, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
TransplantedSconie,

Well, whoda thunk that shit, eh?

Who could have guessed a schizophrenic with unfettered access to high-powered firearms and a massive dose of right-wing idiocy would cause such things as a mass shooting and a night of terror?

Chetzemoka,

schizophrenic access to high-powered firearms massive dose of right-wing idiocy

Two of those things dramatically increase the chance of violence, and schizophrenia ain’t one of them. Let’s not perpetuate myths that mentally ill people are inherently prone to violence because they’re not.

mustbe3to20signs, in Dont

Don’t you forget about me…

Annoyed_Crabby, in It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

Do not sin, as Adobe wrath will raise your subscription fee as punishment. May Adobe bless you.

Ok_gas_1987,

Amen!

Sphks, in Bone jaw
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Said role

gigachad, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

GUTEN MORGEN

FauxPseudo, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar
Kecessa,

This thing doesn’t go past 0 very often

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It does.
It was up to 6 at the end of September!
…wikipedia.org/…/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_Un…

Kecessa,

Not based on that list

www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting

And that’s the issue, some definitions make it seem like it’s less of an issue than it truly is…

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That was sarcastic. 6 days max without a mass shooting is low. Especialy when the average number is 2 mass shooting every fucking day.

Khorgor666, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@Khorgor666@feddit.de avatar

Sie haben geläutet?

snowraven, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Is it me or the headline is worded strangely?

TheFlopster,
@TheFlopster@lemmy.world avatar

I think it might be the word “named” instead of “identified.” That and the two “as” appositive phrases prepositional phrases in a row.

snowraven,

Right, it makes sense to me now. The double “as” was definitely confusing, but “identified” instead of “named” immediately made the sentence clear. Thanks.

tilcica,

yeah its very weird

“as the death toll reaches 22 people, the suspect was found out to be a US army reservist”

Jilanico,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

They probably want to front load the headline with the most salient development, namely the identity of the shooter.

drolex,

It’s only weird when you don’t know anybody called “US army reservist” but it’s a fairly common name around here

-US Coast Guard war criminal

Kusimulkku,

It’s because it’s an update to ongoing reporting

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a reference to this Onion article that gets updated with a new date and location every time this happens.

The Onion didn’t get theirs listed until 8 hours after OP though, which is why I’m assuming they just didn’t link the article.

snowraven,

I was actually refering to the headline in the picture but yeah this is an interesting piece of information too, I know the post’s title was sarcastic but didn’t know it was such a thoughtful joke haha

shiveyarbles, in Dont

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Annoyed_Crabby,

Don’t

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