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vildis, in Don't belive big telecom

Steal the sign instead

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

I’m afraid that isn’t made from copper either

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not with that attitude it doesn’t.

PatFussy, in Lemmy memes

Oh my god we have come full circle am i right Le epic R̶e̶d̶d̶i̶t̶o̶r̶ lemmitard! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Bel_Shamharoth, in What is your favorite type of inflation?

Is that Ron DeSantis?

PunnyName, in Flirting

The one upside?

You can start a “new game” with someone else. And you don’t have to put the knight in the middle.

Sure, you still don’t have many options, but each “new game” provides opportunity, despite the limitations.

Donkter,

The one downside?

Orse cannt mov

PunnyName,

You can remove it from the board and try again. The rules of the game do not dictate that which is outside of the game.

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

What a simp

altima_neo, in Lemmy memes
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Oh God please no

June,

The good thing is, if it happens it won’t last long because lemmy has the worst case of collective ADHD ever recorded and we go through trends in a maximum of 3 days, as was ordained by the first lemmy moment.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Speak for yourself. I’m still deep into beans.

June,

That’s fine. Individuals can have an autistic hyper fixation all they want. It has a fair bit of crossover with ADHD but is still it own separate thing.

Source: am auDHD

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Aha that makes sense. I was just being facetious and picked the lamest but earliest Lemmy meme I could think of.

June,

Oh damn. Were you not here for the first lemmy moment?

I can’t find the original but here’s the archive: lemmy.world/post/616615

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Yes I was there, however I find the beans thing more silly, whilst they poop thing a bit distasteful, however quirky it was.

The good thing is that the entire user base gets to experience these, which was much the same in early Reddit. Present day reddit had few emergent, site wide memes anymore as it’s too splintered and too farmy imho.

June,

Well.

You’ve gone and ruined my joke.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Sorry, however you kinda did that to mine as well.

Kiss and make up?

June, (edited )

Yea, you’re right.

Sorry bb. Do we have to stop at kissing? I’m an enthusiastic consent kinda person so I don’t wanna come on too strong with the expectation of make-up sex.

Edit wait: you’re an adult right? God please be an adult

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

My first Reddit account is almost of adult age, so we’re ok.

Let’s see how deep the rabbit hole goes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jaybone,

There was an hour when I wasn’t on Lemmy and I missed the whole beans thing. I logged in afterwards and it was all anyone could talk about, but I had missed the whole thing.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Well, It’s out of the box now.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in What is your favorite type of inflation?

A popular American fast food chain to be raising the prices on some menu items due to inflation. Look up “Sonic Burger Inflation” to learn more.

Ghostalmedia, in I have bad news for you...
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Poor Seth Rogan

bus_factor,

If Joe Rogan and Seth Rogen had a child

Poggervania, in Flirting
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

That’s when you move diagonally behind her and whisper “I’m gonna en passant you” as she crumbles to dust from being en passant’d

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Holy hell

Vode_An, (edited ) in What is your favorite type of inflation?

That time vegeta got a feeder fetish and took Goku into the time chamber with hundreds of hamburgers.

superduperenigma, (edited ) in Prefect record to listen to when the significant other tells you to stop thinking about the Roman Empire.

You know what? I’m just gonna say it.

“Big Iron” absolutely slaps, but the entire Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs album is a non-stop parade of bangers.

HurlingDurling,

I mean, it is Marty Robbins

nooneescapesthelaw,

Fuck yeah

Has some of my top marty robbins songs like " They’re hanging me tonight" and cool water

Not to mention it has part of the El Paso Trilogy

snowe, in I have bad news for you...
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

If that’s the first thing you see then maybe you have a problem. It took me a full 20 seconds to see it.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

it’s as easy to read pedo as it is to read dope so it’s not that far-fetched

OutlierBlue,

I stared at it for 30 seconds and finally had to come to the comments to find out what was wrong.

stebo02, (edited )
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

sure if you read the title first you will see “dope”, but without context there’s about a 50% chance to see “pedo” first

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I saw both in like 5 seconds, the letters aren’t that far apart that you’d need to have a problem to see the word

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Pattern recognition bad

seth,

Maybe he’s an editor for a newspaper and writes opinion pieces. Definitely a problem, as they seem to be getting replaced by electronic format news!

diffcalculus,

insert Jack Sparrow meme

Omega_Haxors,

Freudian slip on the part of the OP.

FrenLivesMatter, in aibohphobia
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar
Todesschnitzel, in Nomen est omen

Damn. Now the Cleric and Bard have to break him out of prison. Again

Lemminnewbie2, in I have bad news for you...

Looks like Chris Ramsay

turbowafflz,

That’s what I thought, is it?

Leviathan,

Sure is.

qarbone, (edited ) in trust me bro

Pick somewhere where it’d help. Like under Jimmy Butley’s house, that douche.

The IRS is hardly the most malicious.

pastermil,

“But mah tax evasion!”

SlopppyEngineer,

Taxes are gone.

Everybody: yay!

Police: protection money and speed traps it is

Everybody: oh no!

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Or like anyone with the last name Walton.

Cinner,
TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Trump’s golf course?

Madison420,

People get so worried up about taxes being too high. Tax the rich by income like most modern countries do, it brings the tax load on your average person way way way the fuck down.

m_r_butts,

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  • Madison420,

    Correct iirc the collection rate is like a dollar spent collects 12 and that’s with shitty funding and going after the lower middle class because they don’t have the means to fight it forever.

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