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e8d79, in In Germany we say "Arbeitnehmerrechte" and I think that's beautiful

Oh no, not a single day in the year where some shops have closed! If they visited my country they would probably have an aneurysm. Nothing is open on Sunday or public holidays. On Saturday most shops close at 18:00 many close much sooner. It depends for the rest of the week but you can not be open after 21:00.

DillyDaily,

Even in my own country, Australia, where our retail culture is quickly copying the US, customers can be so entitled. People get mad about reduced hours on public holidays.

But just 50-60 years ago, most stores were closed on Sunday and only open for a few hours on Saturday’s. They’d be closed for the entire day on public holidays. The people I often see getting angry at shops for closing at 10pm instead of 12am on Christmas day are usually old enough to remember the “good old days” (as they themselves call it)

The same entitled people will complain about self serve checkouts, robot janitors and AI stock management systems. They complain that there aren’t enough human staff, But then they go and treat the few humans there are with more cruelty, abuse and disrespect than they’d ever consider using when talking to Siri. Do you want humans working here or not or not? How about you treat them like the human beings they are.

tubaruco, in Lemmy memes

lemmeme

also, be careful showing windows around these parts, the linux users are everywhere…

points gun AND IM ONRE OF THEM, NOW SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME PREACH THE WORD OF GNU

Vilian,

i laughed

tubaruco,

thank you i guess

itsraining,

I thought that MS Paint window was part of the joke 🤔

MycelialMass,

Oh it was

cokeslutgarbage,

It was very funny, I like this a lot, thank you.

MycelialMass,

Don’t worry I dual boot on my desktop and Linux only on my laptop. I just happened to be on the windows partition when the idea struck. Also I haven’t made memes in a long time so thought including paint would be funny. And it is.

Rolando,

It was hilarious, keep doing it that way lel. Also, name the file “made_with_memetic.png”

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I run Arch by the way

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    Beat me to it by mere 17 minutes

    4am,

    Paying for your OS is the new “Twitter Blue” 🤣 nice self report tho

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  • 0x4E4F,

    They’re called dependencies 😒.

    TimeSquirrel,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    Checks program launcher menu

    Still no embedded ads...

    Worth it.

    tubaruco,

    dude deleted his comment and now im very curious to know what he said, can you please tell me?

    TimeSquirrel,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    Something about Linux users already being at a disadvantage.

    Lobreeze,

    I hate GIMP

    Custoslibera,

    Get in the van.

    What?

    No, we’re just going for a drive.

    Just a drive.

    tubaruco,

    you prefer ms paint?

    lugal, in Lemmy memes

    Le meme

    Wutchilli,

    Oui oui

    umbrella,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    not this again

    Kusimulkku, (edited )
    Johanno, in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down

    Danke Merkel

    ILikeBoobies, in Always wondered how they feel

    It’s acting, it doesn’t mean anything

    marx2k, in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down
    kwomp, in Lemmy memes

    You are now our linguistic vanguard.

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    12 years from now, this post will be referenced by Merriam Webster as the origin of a common phrase

    Omgarm, in Vaporeon the pretender

    Not sure if I should be proud I have no idea what site this references or worried that I instantly knew it was about furry porn.

    flamingos, in Colonialism throughout the centuries

    Why wouldn’t you use Afghanistan, the county America actually occupied for 20 years, here?

    LemmyKnowsBest, in Lemmy memes

    And I’m still not comfortable calling my fellow Lemmy people “Lemmings.”

    up until this point in history, calling someone a lemming has kinda been an insult.

    RizzRustbolt, (edited )

    I’m cool with it. Because it gives me a chance to correct folk’s false assumptions about lemmings.

    GregorGizeh,

    Im not a fan either. I have been a reddit user for several years before I came here but always avoided the lingo wherever possible.

    Let’s leave it over there, with all the other painfully unfunny in-jokes and dead references

    siipale,

    Well, calling someone a redditor can also be perceived as insulting so maybe they can both serve a similar function.

    Psaldorn, in Lemmy memes
    @Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

    This is beyond science

    Sadrockman, in Big Tech be like
    @Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Thought it was a Liberty Safe meme for a second.

    HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Me when someone asks why I use lube
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    In the spirit of Alec’s pedentry, I must mention that lube does not work by making things moist, instead it works by reducing friction and preventing direct contact between solids. Oil based lubes are a prime example of this as they contain very little water and therefore is ineffective at making things moist but is still effective at reducing friction. Water by itself is actually a pretty bad lube.

    Also we’re talking about machine lube right? …right?

    AgnosticMammal,
    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    i love this pedantic but correct statement <3

    PrettyFlyForAFatGuy, in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down

    i heard someone talking about “Bidenflation” today

    Couldnt have sounded dumber if he tried

    Windows2000Srv,

    That’s sounds like the “Justin-flation” from Pierre Poilievre from the Conservatives in Canada…

    America (including Canada) is getting in a dumb conservative hell…

    Twelve20two,

    And my premier views DeSantis as a great inspiration 🙃

    SirStumps,
    @SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

    What is Bidenflation?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Probably someone’s fetish.

    JJROKCZ,

    The idea that Biden is personally responsible for increased inflation

    SirStumps,
    @SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s the Federal Reserves fault the President shouldn’t have a say in it.

    JJROKCZ,

    Trust me I know the president doesn’t actually have a gods control of the economy and every little thing that happens in this nation. I’m not the type of idiot that says bidenflation seriously

    jaybone,

    Tbf every President regardless of party will take credit when the economy is good, so it’s hard to blame people for blaming the president when things are not going well for them.

    PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

    extra funny when you realise a most of the ground work for the shit state the economy is in was laid under trump

    TheOriginalGregToo,

    Let’s be honest, if Trump were in office and inflation was happening y’all would be blaming him personally in exactly the same way.

    Bytemeister, (edited )

    Well… It was trump who destroyed our trade agreements, and then renegotiated for less favorable trade agreements. He also put tariffs on imported goods. Oh, and he fired a bunch of diplomatic staff. And then there was the whole thing where he weakened consumer protections. Don’t forget about slashing our public health and pandemic response teams just a few years before a major pandemic. Tax cuts to billionaires too, now that I think about it, allowed the richest 1% to klepto even more stuff and charge the common man man for it.

    Yeah, if Trump was president right now, I’d still blame him for all the dumb shit he did.

    TheOriginalGregToo,

    What does any of that have to do with inflation?

    What caused inflation in this instance was the uncontrolled spending/printing of money by our government, and their mandates to shutter large portions of our economy even after COVID was shown to be less of a risk than initially feared. It’s absolutely true that Trump was still president when it began and COVID was having a serious impact on our economy. What wasn’t Trump’s doing was the continued spending and closures well after COVID had been dealt with. We continued to pass multi-trillion dollar spending bills under the blanket of COVID relief which in reality had next to nothing to do with actual COVID relief. Instead, our government saw a once in a lifetime opportunity to have what was essentially a blank check, and oh boy did they capitalize on that. Take a look at Biden’s baby, the Inflation Reduction Act. It’s a prime example of this. Even now proponents admit it did little to stifle inflation.

    Facebones,

    It’s really impressive that you manage to fit both “when it’s our president they’re powerless and can’t be held accountable for anything at all, the poor baby” AND “when it’s their president they wield ultimate power and should be held directly and personally responsible for all in the world” into a single argument.

    Usually yall just pick one per argument, because claiming both at once would be fucking dumb and explicitly, pointedly disengenuous. Yet here you are.

    Bravo.

    TheOriginalGregToo,

    You clearly missed the point, but what can I expect…?

    I have no issue whatsoever with you bashing my side. What I DO have an issue with is you bashing my side and then staying uncharacteristically quiet as your side does the same thing. Selective outrage is hypocritical and disingenuous. Even your response here illustrates to me that you aren’t willing to suck up your pride and be honest. Rather than focus on the specifics of what I’ve said you ignore it and attack me personally.

    I would never consider Trump my guy. That being said I think he was treated unfairly by the media and those like yourself. Y’all spent 4 years claiming he was a Russian Manchurian candidate, that he would clearly start world war 3, that he would imprison his political opponents, and on and on. The sick part is Biden has come much closer to many of those accusations than Trump did and you STILL carry water for him. You should be ashamed.

    Facebones,

    Lmao what a nut job, arguing with a total figment of your imagination. You need to speak to a mental health professional, my guy.

    To be clear though, I didn’t “attack you personally.” I attacked your commitment to an argument driven by two explicitly incompatible and perfectly opposite points. It’s clear from your reply though that you ARE a complete lunatic who thinks every person who isn’t you is some hyper specific stereotype out to get you specifically.

    Again, see a fucking doctor.

    TheOriginalGregToo,

    So now you’re mental health shaming? I thought progressives were supposed to be compassionate and nonjudgmental. You’re really letting the ideology down.

    WashedOver,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    That’s a good one. It might top “I’ve done my research via Internet Explorer 5.0, horse dewormer for me please”

    madcaesar,

    Conservatives love nicknames. It’s like they are 8 year olds.

    MonkeMischief,

    They really show off their creative flair when they try to mock “democrats” as “demon rats” or “demo craps” or something in all caps, and… Expect a little gold star or something?

    The more flustered they are at random local news without a preexisting political bent, the more desperate they get lol.

    JJROKCZ,

    I’ve heard hundreds of times, started in December of 2020. It was a dumb the first time as now

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I saw someone calling Democrats “commusocialists.” That was great.

    ICastFist, in Question for God
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What’s up with that one, God?

    pixeltree,

    That’s just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Why does an omnipotent god need to rely on physics for creations made in his image?

    pixeltree,

    Hmmmmmm, that’s a question for someone religious

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Or the god the OP has a question for. But they stay oddly silent on the matter.

    kamen,

    Evolution do be weird sometimes.

    jol,

    We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

    Chetzemoka,

    I can’t tell you how often this ends old people’s lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

    This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Dogs don’t have this issue. I don’t think pneumonia is a serious problem.

    Chetzemoka,

    Oh, so it’s yet another one of those problems caused by that whole “let’s take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright” thing. Thanks, evolution!

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