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AyuTsukasa, in Useless white circle

That can’t be comfortable 🤣

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

But its adorably cute.

Ok_gas_1987,

But I would love to have someone in my life to do that with lol

Omega_Haxors, in Waitwaitwaitwait

Spooky dooky.

Kyrgizion, in Just building character over here

Definitely fully suicidal in my case. My pops even demonstrated for me!

devfuuu,

Something knowledge is power I guess?

meliaesc,

Believe or not, straight to therapy.

VicentAdultman,

Take care of yourself my dude. Definitely not worth it, always reach for help and you’ll be surprised that people actually care! Also, therapy and probably meds, if you aren’t doing it already.

Kyrgizion,

I’ve been on meds for decades my man. I’m currently going through something of a crisis: I kinda collapsed at work yesterday and walked out. Of a 8 yr "career’. Now I don’t just have my inner demons to contend with, but I also risk homelessness! Isn’t society grand?

VicentAdultman,

If you collapsed probably there were lots of bad stuff accumulated over your working time, but yeah, I get that. I had a job that made me life miserable (billing department over phone), but I was afraid to quit because, you know, we have to sustain ourselves. Everything will be alright, but you’ll have to start looking for something soon, lol.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Big oof :(

AgentGrimstone, in My mind every time someone says thesaurus

That’s how I remember how to spell it

ReaperWithASniper, in Add-on: same password, same identity.
@ReaperWithASniper@lemmy.world avatar

This meme couldn’t explain it better - a strong password crumbles like a cardboard castle when used across multiple sites. Nails the message to the T.

Selmafudd, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

30 would be nice, it’s more like 50

MrVilliam,

Lol, joke’s on you! With these meager wages, paltry living conditions, and body-destroying hours and tasks, I probably won’t even survive 30 years of this! You don’t have to save or invest for retirement if you expect to be dead before then 🫠

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Man, it seems if Putin dies(or goes to prosin) and Russia will say “free visas and transport to get here”, it will get tons of cheap qualified labour.

CCF_100, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Is there a FOSS translation API that can be integrated into Lemmy?

joyjoy, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

That’s why I moved less than 5 miles away from work.

Grayox, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Someone is optimistic about the future of society.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, someone is optimistic about the future of capitalism. Hopefully bunker rat will die or go to prison in next 3-10 years. And his oligarchs too.

I_Clean_Here, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Germans like this FOSS shit

ivanafterall, in Produce
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

These bad boys haven't fully ripened yet. You can tell by the yellow base instead of what should be a rich brown on the ripe candy corn kernels. Then you can just discard the orange and white stem.

NaoPb, in Perfect thanks

I wonder what happens if you only order sauce.

Fleur__, in Fried
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Idk if I’m neurodivergent but when this happens to me I always feel alone

ModsAreCopsACAB, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Nooo I’m germaphobic

SickDuck_,

Hallo!

ModsAreCopsACAB,

AAAAAAaaaaaa

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Man sieht sich!

ModsAreCopsACAB,

Why are you clapping back with an insult to someone making a joke…?

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Huh, “Man sieht sich” means “See you” and is not an insult or am I missing something?

I was just responding that bc I thought you “Reeee’d” out (a.k.a rage quitted) :')

ModsAreCopsACAB,

Oh, when I translated it, it auto detected dutch for some reason and was something along the lines of “man sees himself”. Which considering my own comment… So, sorry for the confusion!

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Ah, yeah, the word by word translation would be “One sees each other”

Mann with double n would be man /

man with one n is some(one)

Anyways sry for the first time shocker, mate xD

Illegal_Prime, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

Treczoks,

Auf jeden Fall!

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Melde mich zum Dienst!

smokedclover,

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

theFibonacciEffect,

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

TotallyNotSpez,

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

Killing_Spark,

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

RangerOs,

Wo bekomme ich den?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beim Schalter 1.
Korridor links, letzte Tür rechts.

philipsdirk,

KLOPF KLOPF

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

Wenn sie ein Schiff zulassen wollen, müssen Sie runter zur Hafenkommandatur!

RangerOs,

Ist der Antrag auch per Fax möglich?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nur per Einschreiben.

RangerOs,

Ach ne, im Geld schwimme ich jetzt auch nicht.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It’s so wholesome.

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