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HurlingDurling, in Spock photos
maeries, in I've been heron we're doing these memes now?

Source: iStork

veroxii, in copy paste

Also that’s not how the reverse card works in official Uno rules. It simply changes direction. You can’t reverse a penalty like a +2.

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Which is a shame. I prefer alternate rules which change the plus cards rules to allow plays such as more +2’s added on top, color appropriate skips and reverses, wild cards and +4’s.

Wild cards simply pass the draw to the next player. Basically every face card can be used to counter draw cards, though usually by adding more danger. It just adds a level of skill and planning over a game where getting randomed by a +2 or +4 is just a loss.

DmMacniel, in You Don't Surf

could be a counter-strike surfer.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

go long A

Edgarallenpwn,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

Kid can’t even telehop on skyworld

Mordachai_Shedbacon, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully, face down in garbage

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Same, pigeon dude, same

Son_of_dad, in Eminem’s mom before he leaves for a rap battle [stock photo]

Do not feed the wild Italians

lugal, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

If it flies, it spies

Zaphod, in Did I do it right?

This my favourite yet

nueonetwo, in You Don't Surf

Is there a youdontsurf community yet?

SoftScotch, (edited )
@SoftScotch@lemmy.world avatar

If there isn’t, we better start one!

edit: /c/youdontsurf

MBM,

Tbh I don’t know if it’d be big enough to exist by itself

LunarVoyager,

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  • v_krishna,
    @v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

    Hahaha this guy/gal Santa Cruzes

    nueonetwo,

    I live in British Columbia, you don’t scare me with your story of drug addicts, hippies driving Subaru’s, and no chance of ever moving from my parents basement.

    EpicFailGuy, in Hope your shopping has gone well
    @EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

    Clearly he want’s a MILK BONE …

    HAve we learned nothing from that one VINE

    “Skeleton aggressively asking: What is my FAVORITE snack?!!!”

    sleepdrifter, in You Don't Surf

    We need a community for exactly this kind of content a la r/youdontsurf

    jeffw,
    @jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

    That community went to shit 5+ years ago. Used to be elaborate captioned videos, then it went to one line jokes that barely related to the picture

    wreckedcarzz,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    I got a mod salty by announcing that the content has gone to shit. They were like, ‘why don’t you make something better’? My response was ‘my content would be shit too, that’s why you don’t see me posting it’.

    BearWolf, in Bye Felicia

    All the world’s Nazi except thee and me, but even thou art a little bit Nazi.

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    What?

    getoffthedrugsdude,

    Just check their profile…

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    No surprises there.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Weird how lemmy.world gets a sudden influx of cryptofascists after defederating all the filthy commies, huh?

    OurToothbrush,

    Fascists can’t stand up to the combined posting power of hexbear and lemmygrad and that’s why they needed to be defederated from .world

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    I would say .world is more in the infiltration stage of taking over a liberal space rn, but the community is still largely populated by actual liberals-by-default.

    The kind where they’ll have “democratic socialists” posting butthurt memes about getting banned from here when they know damn well “The commies are literally spreading national socialism” only appeals to people who have heard those words before in passing and therefore think they know what they mean.

    After all, the kind of socialist they don’t have to genocide is saying something bad about their political opponents, that means it’s correct and they’re not lying about their own beliefs, right?

    Kusimulkku,

    Isn’t it just the overall biggest instance?

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Sure, but they got yelled at before, not upvoted the moment they figured out how to get the dogwhistles sneaky enough.

    Granted, often by unhinged types, but if Crazy Greg wants to yell at Nazis I’ll offer him critical support regardless.

    muse,
    @muse@kbin.social avatar

    Nah fam you hella nazi.

    BearWolf,

    You’re not black.

    Kusimulkku,

    You meant because “hella”?

    DessertStorms, in Supply and demand
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    Except artificial scarcity means "supply" is often sat at the start line rotting away (or becoming obsolete), waiting for those making all the money while they manipulate the markets to increase their own profit..

    LoamImprovement,

    Anytime people start talking about supply and demand, I can’t help but think of the lines from The Grapes of Wrath:

    The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains…

    There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

    Amazing how in eight decades and some change, that sentiment has not budged an inch. The only real difference is, in addition to the food wasted and the dumpsters locked to keep out the homeless, they’re dumping shit like Funko Pops in the millions. All this plastic tat that’s literally killing the planet, that nobody in their right mind would want in a million years if the sickness of capitalism didn’t tell them it was precious.

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    I actually had that quote in mind when I made my comment..

    robocall, in Definitely going to bed early today, yup
    @robocall@lemmy.world avatar

    Did somebody draw with marker on this cat?

    ElectroVagrant,

    Cat’s trying a new makeup routine

    SonicBlue03,

    Looks like Photoshop. Eyes look like they belong to a different cat.

    thantik, in Bye Felicia
    SickPanda,
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