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LemmyFeed, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

It’s actually a surveillance drone calibration meeting.

HooPhuckenKarez, in Did it hurt? 🙄

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

Bene7rddso,

2.5 hours before is fine, I’ll just go back to sleep. Half an hour tho…

TheLoneMinon,

I love 2.5 hours before it goes off. I tend to wake up dead to the world be it 5:30am or 7am. At least at 5:30 I can indulge my want to go back to sleep…

artisanrox, in Found the first one
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John Mastodon really had his meme game up to par before we even were a thought in an old Zenith TV reflection.

metallic_z3r0, in Expensive thoughts

At the time this phrase was first referenced, around 1540-ish, a penny would’ve been worth around $3.50 USD. Goddamn Loch Ness monster, always wanting my thoughts.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Oh shit! Didn’t see your comment. Sorry, wasn’t trying to steal your thunder with my comment!

Poem_for_your_sprog, in Spock photos

The other day people were complaining about the beans memes and how they disabled the memes sub.

This feels like what the Internet was before corporatization and it’s not infuriating like all of the posts that get pushed to the top on reddit.

MargotRobbie, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I’ve never oiled my pasta water before. It’s really simple: use the minumum amount of water to fully boil the pasta, salt the water, wait until the water comes to a full boil, then put the pasta in, regular spaghetti takes about 6-7 minutes to become al dente.

Oil the pasta after you strain it is the way you prevent it from sticking together.

geoma,

If you use the minimum and precise amount of water, water will be completely evaporated when pasta is done, so you won’t have to strain. I don’t know why, but this makes pasta so much tasteful.

shift_four,

It’s saltier because all the salt you added is now on the pasta instead of a bunch starting in the water and going down the drain when you strain it

geoma,

Yeah but also has like another taste (I don’t salt much)… Maybe starch or something?

refurbishedrefurbisher, in Doing my part!
SonicBlue03, (edited ) in Mom look im joining in on the trend

Thuggin’ in the golden years.

artisanrox, in You Don't Surf
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This has always been one of my favorites 🥰

Eheran, in Definitely going to bed early today, yup

Maybe this was Photoshop, but some do actually paint their cats (and other animals). They do all sorts of fucked up stuff to animals for upvotes/fame/money so please don’t upvote that shit.

Takios,

I admit I had not thought of this possibility when I saved this to my memes folder last year. :(

Eheran,

No worries, it is not exactly your fault for not immediately assuming that people would do stuff like that.

slurpeesoforion, in You Don't Surf

That kid name? Charlie, of course.

Grayox, in I think I just won
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Aww yeah now its getting meta

seitanic,
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meata

ebenixo, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

just wait until instead of the day it’s your life, and instead of apps all your friends and family are dead

Uncle_Bagel,

Ok grandma, I’ll come visit you in the home again on Christmas

ebenixo,

APPPS

GreenMario, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

What are your greatest accomplishment?

One time I pooped on a car going over 100mph.

GreenMario, in Definitely going to bed early today, yup
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