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nefurious_krankstar, in Is this a cry for help?
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MissJinx,
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I know god doesn’t exist because if he did he would have sent another flood.

Honytawk,

Those are some nice bobs

Letstakealook,

I wanna see them titties giggle.

otter,

AI’d be happy to make that a thing for you. 🤢🥹 I’m not gonna be the one to further anger/disappoint/disgust our soon-to-be overlord, though.

cows_are_underrated,

It would have costed you nothing to not post this.

ElBarto,
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But we’re all richer for it.

IndiBrony, in Is this a cry for help?
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When I search for unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images, those unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images are exactly what I expect to find on my results.

Now, if God can provide me a direct link to some hot Sandy Cheeks porn then we’re in business, otherwise he can jog on.

spacesweedkid27,
cows_are_underrated,

What? No rick roll?

Bloodwoodsrisen,
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I knew exactly what I was clicking on, yet i clicked anyway

spacesweedkid27,
AlligatorBlizzard,

I’d forgotten that was a thing. :/

Also, I’m on mobile. That link was either a rick roll or Sandy Cheeks porn. Either way, why did I click that link?

ExfilBravo, in textbook

Twerkstbook

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Is this a cry for help?

What’s bing say? 😏

520,

Result 1) Spongeknob Squarenuts

improbably_me, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

His friend only shares the cab but not the bed

WarmSoda,

He brought the hard wood for nothing.

Uncle_Bagel,

Doesn’t want his buddy to scratch up the lininng of the bed.

HurlingDurling,

TBF, some people put carpeted interiors on their truck beds, idk why

onion, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

A wagon could fit that

MedicPigBabySaver, in When JohnSmith126754 starts defending Tim Allen.. Ps Tim Allen a POS if you didn't know.
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He is 4 sure.

brown567, in When JohnSmith126754 starts defending Tim Allen.. Ps Tim Allen a POS if you didn't know.

“No Safe Spaces” is a pretty glaring red flag, but what else am I missing?

OttoVonNoob,

Shit Tim Allen’s done/said? He was a coke smuggler who rated out his friends, Said being a republican in Hollywood is like “Being a Jew in Hitlers Germany” had a weird angry outburst on some girl about evolution and that’s the stuff off the top of my head.

FinalRemix,

So he’s an idiot. Did we like him for his intelligence or because he grunts well and was in that movie where he stole a garbage disposal?

Aurenkin,

Did we like him, or did some people like his portrayal of certain characters in various comedies?

Eutermann,

I’m sorry, but if it is life in prison or giving up the names of your dealers (not necessarily friends), I don’t think many of us would’ve chosen differently. The statement about republicans in Hollywood is way over the line though. I scanned through his wiki page and it says that he condemned the Jan 6th attacks and was generally not impressed with how different republicans behave - so it seems there is at least some light.

kemsat, in It feels all soft and huggy

What really makes this is the,

MrJameGumb, in When JohnSmith126754 starts defending Tim Allen.. Ps Tim Allen a POS if you didn't know.
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Did he do something else?

guyrocket, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover
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Shocking that that is not a Ram.

Mr_Fish,

Silverados are just as bad

Saeculum, in When liberals overcomplicate the Palestinian solution because they don't like the answer

One Palestine is not a recipe for a stable state imo. You can deport the settlers back to their countries of origin, at least the European ones, but that still leaves a sizable contingent, something like two million IIRC people/descendents of people who migrated/were forced out of the neighbouring Arab states.

You have the Palestinian Arabs in Israel, a great number of whom have, at least to some degree, been complicit in the oppression of those in Gaza and the west bank. On top of that, they are considerably more materially wealthy and educated. Wealth redistribution could fix this, but would create resentment. Not doing so would create resentment on the other side.

You have a rift between the secular and non-secular populations, significant differences in beliefs and politics between the west bank and Gaza, you have secular socialists and zealous theocrats, all militarised (by necessity and justly, but militarised nonetheless).

A two state or three state solution is not just, but even with Israel destroyed, could a one-palestine survive even briefly?

AI_toothbrush,

And mass deportation is probably a war crime so pretty big no go.

TheUltimateCommunist,
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Very misguided. No one, especially not the Palestinian organizations, are arguing for the deporting of settlers back to European countries. When ask about what will happen to the Jews, they all answer the same. Either they leave on their own accord, or they live under a secular, democratic Palestinian state from the river to the sea where both the Jewish and Arab population live as equals. Palestinian Arabs in Israel are second-class citizens and are themselves extremely oppressed. Therefore they cannot be “complicit” in the oppression of Palestinians as they are a part of those who are being oppressed. Hamas, the biggest religious resistance movement in Palestine, argues and fights for a secular Palestinian state under the authority of the Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO), who themselves fight for a secular Palestine. A one-state solution for Palestine would be absolutely stable. A two-state solution, however, will never be stable due to the dynamics of the Zionist settler-colonialist project and it’s ambitions, the full extermination of the Palestinian population.

It is also true that there is a rift between the more socialist elements of the Palestinian resistance and the religious elements of the Palestinian resistance, but they are all in a United Front against the Zionist regime. Of course both elements might disagree where to take the Palestinian state, specifically in regards to socialism, but they both agree on a secular, democratic Palestinian state.

I also don’t understand what the your alternative is? Palestine is unstable as fuck under two states. so what are you proposing?

You seem to be trying to play devil’s advocate, without providing an alternative and ultimately adding nothing to the conversation.

I really hate people who speculate and criticize without offering any actual implementable plans. This is a very arm chair liberal thing to do. ‘‘Both sides bad’’

Saeculum,

or they live under a secular, democratic Palestinian state from the river to the sea where both the Jewish and Arab population live as equals.

I don’t see the people who voted in and fully supported:

the Zionist settler-colonialist project and it’s ambitions, the full extermination of the Palestinian population.

Participating in a secular democratic Palestinian state in good faith. I also don’t see the religious and nationalist zealots that make up the current government and its core supporters agreeing to leave.

but they are all in a United Front against the Zionist regime.

United fronts don’t tend to outlive the enemy they are united against.

I also don’t understand what the your alternative is? Palestine is unstable as fuck under two states. so what are you proposing?

I don’t see how a single state including all of these groups, under a secular democratic government can come into existence.

The sort of societal change necessary would require tactics similar to revolutionary China or Russia, full wealth redistribution, some form of widespread re-education and some form of vanguardist government to oversee the transition. The majority of people in Palestine would not support those measures, and neither would the surrounding powers.

I really hate people who speculate and criticize without offering any actual implementable plans.

My lack of ability to think of a solution to the problem does not stop me from seeing the issues with the ones that are proposed. (Or rather skipped past in most cases.) We all, I would hope, want to see an equal, democratic and secular Palestine from the river to the sea, but how does that happen?

someguy3, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

Short bed, watcha gonna do??

TimeSquirrel,
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Hang it out the back unsecured and then lose it and shatter it into a million pieces all along the highway like my old boss did to a fiberglass ladder.

grue,
TheBat,
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misterundercoat,

What did he say dear?

HurlingDurling,

He said…

DIAGONALLY

wabafee, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

What is the point of that truck if ain’t even able to use it for it’s intended purpose?

banneryear1868,

Pavement princess

Letstakealook,

I was never into trucks, but a cascade of circumstances put me in one. I hate to admit it, but I love that damn thing. I’m always throwing shit in the back, taking more camping trips, more wilderness trips, fishing low pressure spots, hauling trailers of shit, it does everything. The only thing that could come close utility wise would be a minivan, though I’d lose the offroad capability. I don’t love the gas mileage, but I’m looking at a possible ethanol conversion.

All that to say, if you have a truck, use it like a truck.

HurlingDurling,

Same here, and the added benefit that you can throw whatever shit on the back without a real care of damaging it, and then just hosing it down. On an SUV or Minivan I would be making sure that everything was clean or carefully covered so not to spill on the carpet and shit.

SuiXi3D,
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If you use the truck as a truck, it’s fine. I’ve got a cousin that has a giant truck… to haul his camping trailer that fits him, his wife, and their FIVE kids. The daily driver is a hybrid SUV, again, for five kids.

My wife and I, just the two of us, have a little Ford Fiesta. It’s perfect for us, and honestly we could deal with something smaller if we had the money for it, but the Fiesta was the right price at the right time.

meowMix2525,

That’s the thing, it’s not the trucks themselves that are the problem. It’s the size of them these days and their perception as a do-it-all vehicle. Theres just no reason the average truck user needs to sit 5 feet off the ground unless they’re hauling something in the ballpark of a 75-foot luxury camper on a regular basis. Not to mention the height of the hood and headlights, the ubiquitous extended cabs which kinda defeat the purpose by shortening the bed (Hauling the family and their stuff is what mini vans and station wagons always were for), those trucks with permanent covered beds parading as SUVs… Regular consumer vehicles and work vehicles alike seemed to get by without those things before the 2010s and not much has changed since then, unless you count the need to compete with the size of what everyone else is driving.

But good luck finding a light duty low-to-normal-rise truck with a full size bed that does just what you need for occasional use without the compromise on efficiency for daily driving if that’s what you so choose. I’m beginning to think that all this marketing around trucks isn’t actually about selling them to people who need trucks to use them as trucks 🤔

Last thing is there aren’t any real incentives to reach better fuel efficiency on truck platforms. It doesn’t cost nearly as much more to develop and manufacture them as customers are willing to pay for them- trucks make up to 90% of profit for a company like Ford. Plus they’re a loophole in US emissions policy. So more thought and funding could be put into making them more efficient, but that’s not what the buyers are buying them for and that’s not what the government is incentivising for, so the industry just goes “meh, just make 'em bigger, add some tech gimmies, and then go heavy on the marketing so we can squeeze more out of the customers this year than we did last year”.

Whew sorry that was a bit of a rant… I just have a permanent bug on my shoulder when it comes to what capitalism has done to transportation in the US.

xthexder,
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Doing an ethanol conversion will only get you worse gas mileage btw. Ethanol contains 25% less energy than gasoline by volume, so you need to burn more of it to make the same power.

Letstakealook,

That’s a big reason while I’m on the fence. There’s a lot of conflicting information regarding actual costs and pollution. If I can determine that overall costs are reduced, even with the lowered gas mileage, and the exhaust pollutants being reduced, then I’ll do it. As it stands, I haven’t seen anything that appears definitive.

acockworkorange,

Ethanol has been in use in Brazil since the 70s. The fuel is cheaper than gasoline, but you need to burn more of it. The rule of thumb was that the break even point was around 70% the price of gasoline (but that was applicable to the mostly compact car fleet of Brazil - every vehicle would have its own number).

It definitely pollutes significantly less. You also have zero issues with carbonization in the motor as alcohol has a decent detergent action. You should get a bit more life out of your catalytic converter.

You get a few “free” HP if the conversion is done right.

Cold mornings are your enemy. Alcohol takes longer to heat up your engine, so there’s a gasoline reservoir for cold starts that the on-board computer doses until the engine is warm enough to not sputter out.

If your conversion leaves you with a flex motor (any mixture of gas and ethanol), you can switch to E25 in high winter (or eyeball it at the pump for something like 50/50). Helps avoid wasting fuel heating the engine from a cold start when it’s white out.

Ethanol is highly hygroscopic, so components in your gas train that don’t deal well with water can start to rust. This was an issue mostly in the days of leaded gas, but nowadays all gas has some ethanol in it, so you’re probably fine.

HurlingDurling,

So, this is something I’ve also wondered. My main use for a truck is pulling the camper to the mountain, but I’ve heard that putting premium fuel just before your trip will help you, but that does not make sense as premium fuel is less volatile because it’s meant for higher compression rates in more performance tuned engines.

Xamith,

Correct, don’t use premium fuel unless your engine requires it.

whoisearth,
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Amen. I grew up in rural Ontario where everyone and their kid has either a pickup truck or a beat up old Cutlass. I yearn to have a pickup because of how awesome they are. Challenge is I live in suburbia. It doesn’t make sense and I can’t justify it. People really need to think critically more about their purchases.

magnetosphere, (edited ) in When JohnSmith126754 starts defending Tim Allen.. Ps Tim Allen a POS if you didn't know.
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Are we talking about the Home Improvement guy, or just someone with the same name?

Edit: holy shit that’s the guy we’re talking about. I know about the cocaine smuggling, but nothing else. What’s his deal?

Anticorp,

I know about the cocaine smuggling

Oh man! You should read his book. It’s really funny, and really entertaining. Or at least it was in the 90’s. We’ve changed a lot as a society since then, so it could be wildly offensive for all I know. I just remember laughing my ass off while reading it, and making a bunch of mental notes about how to become successful.

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