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Cleverdawny, in When liberals overcomplicate the Palestinian solution because they don't like the answer

Liberals: this is a difficult situation and it’s not one which has an easy solution

Communists: genocide is an easy solution lol

BananaPeal, in When JohnSmith126754 starts defending Tim Allen.. Ps Tim Allen a POS if you didn't know.
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Themadwizardspeaks,

I skimmed that page and couldn’t see anything that really sealed him as a dick… Republican sure (bit wanky but there’s plenty of them) and done time for drug trafficking (morally who really cares).

Just wondering what I’m missing?

BananaPeal,
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His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

Themadwizardspeaks,

Can’t believe that completely slipped past me…

TheRealLinga, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

Nah, those guys are truck jousters, on the way to face off with their arch enemies

LemmyKnowsBest,

You giving them way too much credit

ohlaph,

btw

ObviouslyNotBanana, in When will that bastard die?
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Why is he kissing her? Are they in love?

TubeTalkerX, in pinched finger emoji

But how we gonna tell it we’re out of Gabagool?

AllNewTypeFace, in When will that bastard die?
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Ask the unearthly powers he did the deal with.

DessertStorms, in When will that bastard die?
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WetBeardHairs,

He’s fucking dead!

drolex,

Man, the guy has caused so many deaths and injuries, he probably deserves the Fields medal on top of his Nobel Peace Prize (he didn’t get one in chemistry for his researchs on napalm, what a sad little world)

not_that_guy05, in When will that bastard die?

Bastard needs a soap bar placed on top of his head and drown.

idiomaddict,

Why the soap?

not_that_guy05,

Burns almost dies when Mr Smithers places a soap on his head while taking a bath. Episode Burns’ Heir.

idiomaddict,

Thanks

not_that_guy05,

Np

riotRhino, (edited ) in When will that bastard die?

In a just universe, Henry Kissinger would be dead. Henry Kissinger is proof that a) God hates us and wants us to suffer or b) There is no god and the universe is a dark and cold indifferent place.

onkyo,

Considering they gave him the nobel peace prize I have to assume there is someone out there that really hates us.

Custoslibera,

Obama got the peace prize as well.

Blowing children up with drones apparently qualifies you.

yesman,

The Nobel prize is a joke. They gave Europe the prize for going several years without burning down the whole world. They gave it to Obama for being black.

They gave the chemistry prize to a chemical weapons guy, the medicine prize to the guy who invented the lobotomy.

People Magazine’s “sexiest man alive” has more credibility because at least all the winners were good looking.

stoy,

The Nobel peace prize is a joke…

The others are still usually pretty cool…

Turun,

Economics is 50/50 too. It’s not in the OG set of prizes and the science is hit and miss as well.

But yeah, physics, chemistry, medicine are all prizes that highlight game changing discoveries.

stoy,

Economics is just a shit prize, it devalues the rest of the prizes, and should never been allowed to be awarded among the others.

The litterature prize started as a good idea, but these days it has lost a lot of presteige, just looks back at when Bob Dylan was forced to get the prize.

He didn’t want the prize, but the organizers still awarded him the prize, looking like a weirdly obsessive fan club.

itslilith,
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There isn’t a Nobel prize for economics, at least not really. The swedish central bank made their own price, to be awarded by the Nobel foundation

pressanykeynow,

Didn’t they give it to the chemistry guy because he solved world hunger and not because of the weapons? There was an episode about him on Veritasium.

deft,

or this is hell

Cranakis,

A strong argument to your point: Kissinger dies at 100. Frank Zappa, 52. I think there is no god but can’t rule out a.

fred, in When will that bastard die?

I dunno why people gloat when someone dies of old age after a long life. That’s pretty much the best any of us can hope for.

If there were justice Kissinger would be dissolved in napalm.

KingJalopy,
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Good news!

HerbalGamer,
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Napalm? Really?

Dubois_arache, in When will that bastard die?
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“only the good die young”

intrepid,

He might be the very reason that phrase was invented, considering how many innocent young lives he took.

passeride, in If people use it and they don't post or comment, it could go dark

I’m doing my part 💪

Raine_Wolf, in Ahhh my eyes

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

capt_wolf, in Old but gold
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Honey, call the cops! John Wayne and Bing Crosby are defying the laws of gravity again!

Bonus: “Gravity is a law! I obey the law!

hotkinkyjo, in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover
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