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CluckN, in No subversion of expectations here

The meme format requires the last two panels to be the same. Gru looking back at it adds a reaction to things not going as planned. Editing the last panel removes this crucial context.

Source: I have a full body Despicable Me tattoo that makes me look like a minion.

AVincentInSpace, in Im looking at you, R34 artists

daily reminder that no one is forcing you to look at it and that telling people not to enjoy what they enjoy is generally considered uncool

unless of course you see it when googling their name in which case why is safe search off

no shade for being a hater but the block button is right there

Zerush, in Ahhh my eyes
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Quite a few years ago I had a Citroen DS 23, whose headlights moved with the steering with a simple mechanism, so it illuminated the curves much better and also dazzled drivers coming in front much less. I don’t know why this has not become standard, very easy to implement by manufacturers, it is simply a bar that connects the headlights and another connected to the steering, it is nothing more than this.

NoIWontPickaName, in playgrounds and coal mines

Rock and stone!

mariusafa,

If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t comin home!

radioactiveradio, in Old but gold

Hot Air

Zehzin, (edited ) in Apple being... Apple!
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You need a special straw to snort it

coffeebiscuit,

Places straw in ear.

ma11en,

Subscription to that special straw

chemical_cutthroat,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

radioactiveradio, in playgrounds and coal mines

Minors does sound similar to Miners. Can’t just be coincidence.

Tetsuo,

Confirmed: Minors can now be used as landmines.

Johanno,

The minors are in the mine!

ICastFist, in Old but gold
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kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

there weren’t any surviving witnesses

Ghostalmedia, in Apple being... Apple!
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Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

ma11en,

Do you need a little help with the maths?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yes?

don,

1 + 1 = 2

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

TWeaK,

Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

turbowafflz,

The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

SeeMinusMinus, in Apple being... Apple!
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is google

Bene7rddso,

And MS

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited ) in Big risk, high reward

Wait - if you’re still getting ready, then who is the guy jumping out of the orange car? You better hurry up before that guy beats you to it.

doctorn, in Owies
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Best version so far.

So accurate.

Poggervania, in Apple being... Apple!
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False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

TWeaK,

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

ergifruit, in Is this a cry for help?

i don’t think god can help, at this point…

ergifruit, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

a Domino’s white sauce, spinach, and feta pizza fucking slaps. but Little Caesar’s is cheaper than both, so 🤷🏼

Vode_An,

bless up

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