HooPhuckenKarez

@HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social

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HooPhuckenKarez,

My sister in-law? Broke as fuck, came across a windfall from an accident that never came up before, spent more than a third of it on... a fucking F-150 platinum. Still deep in debt, living in low income housing, doesn't have a job.

HooPhuckenKarez,

They don't get it. They won't get it, until they get it.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.
Never gonna get it... WOOT woot whoot woouhoouhoo.

HooPhuckenKarez,

Beats the buyer being a 4chan incel with a spare jar.

HooPhuckenKarez,

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

HooPhuckenKarez,

Something something identify as a attack helicopter. Hur dur der.

HooPhuckenKarez,

Get younger.

HooPhuckenKarez,

Now I see bees I won.

HooPhuckenKarez,

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Especially when used by people claiming to have done just that.

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