slurpeesoforion

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slurpeesoforion,

That’s me in the corner

slurpeesoforion,

The zits on his ass have moved up to his neck with all the stretching.

slurpeesoforion,

God of silence, worshipped by every dad before he was known.

slurpeesoforion,

Rub one out.

slurpeesoforion,

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

slurpeesoforion,

That would likely have the benefit of saving us from Kid Rock too.

slurpeesoforion,

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

slurpeesoforion,

I wouldn’t say I’ve missed it, Don.

slurpeesoforion,

I’m sure Diane Feinstein’s handlers are trying to get a hold of Mitch’s necromancer.

slurpeesoforion,

Partially explains the smell.

slurpeesoforion,

Welp, I woke up again.

slurpeesoforion,

Did they do their pre-shift safety inspection?

slurpeesoforion,

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.

Current and Former (Fast) Food Service Workers - How do you handle requests like “All the fries you can give me”?

Just curious as I’ve never been on the other side of the counter, how does this sort of thing tend to work at restaurants? Fast food and fast-casual places are where I’ve heard customers say things “pile as much lettuce on there as you’re allowed to” - is there ever a limit your supervisor instructed you for things...

slurpeesoforion,

You’ve never eaten at Shredder’s!

Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a...

slurpeesoforion,

AsK yOuR mOm

slurpeesoforion,

Dude, I have been there. Still no idea what was wrong.

slurpeesoforion,

It was 25 years ago. It gradually went away. Couldn’t determine a cause.

slurpeesoforion, (edited )

It was miserable. Good luck to you, squid.

slurpeesoforion,

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

slurpeesoforion,

I stopped looking in the mirror decades ago.

slurpeesoforion,

Who needs the spirit of Christmas when you have the spirit of the Prime Directive?

slurpeesoforion,

Jiggle the Handle

slurpeesoforion,

I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

slurpeesoforion,

Who’s have is that?

slurpeesoforion,

Now search for poo.

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