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slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in Well........

That’s me in the corner

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

slurpeesoforion, to archaeology in Ancient Egyptian mummy masks, tombs and 'god of silence' statue discovered at Saqqara

God of silence, worshipped by every dad before he was known.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Rub one out.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?

That would likely have the benefit of saving us from Kid Rock too.

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

slurpeesoforion, to memes in Elderly Politicians

I’m sure Diane Feinstein’s handlers are trying to get a hold of Mitch’s necromancer.

slurpeesoforion, to upliftingnews in Good news you may have missed in 2023 - CBS

I wouldn’t say I’ve missed it, Don.

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in This

Partially explains the smell.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened?

Did they do their pre-shift safety inspection?

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened?

Welp, I woke up again.

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in New Lemmy trend incoming

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in Current and Former (Fast) Food Service Workers - How do you handle requests like “All the fries you can give me”?

You’ve never eaten at Shredder’s!

slurpeesoforion, to programmer_humor in Good luck web devs

AsK yOuR mOm

slurpeesoforion, (edited ) to asklemmy in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

It was miserable. Good luck to you, squid.

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