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slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?

That would likely have the benefit of saving us from Kid Rock too.

slurpeesoforion, to memes in Iced

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in What do you call this place?

And then we take it higher

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

slurpeesoforion, to memes in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

Check this lucky guy over here with not only two parents, but they’re both moms.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened?

Welp, I woke up again.

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in Citrus Lingerie

Stop slut shaming oranges.

slurpeesoforion, to memes in F#€k $pez

Reddit for porn and porn only.

slurpeesoforion, to risa in You can never be sure

I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

slurpeesoforion, to movies in Rogue ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’ Intermissions at Movie Theaters Spur Studio to Intervene

“My artistic vision includes bladder infections and discomfort. Piss your pants for my art genius.”

slurpeesoforion, to memes in Common Marx W

And “limited government”. Limited to do what?

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in New Lemmy trend incoming

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.

slurpeesoforion, to lemmyshitpost in Citrus Lingerie

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

slurpeesoforion, to asklemmy in How do you like to sort your Lemmy feed?

We are all knights of the new.

slurpeesoforion, to memes in Now let's not go making this a habit...

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

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