Mercival,

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

youtu.be/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

They’re mandarines, not concubines

rifugee,

Oh shit, I think I just discovered a kink. I have always enjoyed ripping open those bags, but I have never had the opportunity to rip fishnet stockings. Now, it occurs to me that I may really enjoy ripping open a pair of fishnet stockings to get to the…fruit…inside.

TseseJuer,

fish inside the fishnets

DicksMcgee43,

Ding: New Kink Unlocked

Lepsea,

Just Look at that juicy orange color. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a fishnet.

Valmond,

In France we do it with oignons…

Kusimulkku,
slurpeesoforion,

Stop slut shaming oranges.

badbytes,

$20 dollars is $20 dollars.

TseseJuer,

20 dollars dollars is 20 dollars dollars

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

At $20 that’s either a cheap ho … or a really talented slut

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Either way, it’s a lot for one bag of oranges.

tacosanonymous,

That poor recycled image.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
Noodle07,

Need more jpeg

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
blanketswithsmallpox,

Now enhance!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s a rescue. It has had a hard life.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Depending on where you are … no nut November is over now

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You know you’re down bad when you’re losing NNN to a bag of oranges.

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