slurpeesoforion

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slurpeesoforion,

That’s me in the corner

slurpeesoforion,

That would likely have the benefit of saving us from Kid Rock too.

slurpeesoforion,

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

slurpeesoforion,

Did they do their pre-shift safety inspection?

slurpeesoforion,

Welp, I woke up again.

slurpeesoforion,

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.

slurpeesoforion,

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

slurpeesoforion,

I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

slurpeesoforion,

And then we take it higher

slurpeesoforion,

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

slurpeesoforion,

If my spirit weren’t broken, I’d have women climbing me like rhesus monkeys.

slurpeesoforion,

Check this lucky guy over here with not only two parents, but they’re both moms.

slurpeesoforion,

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

slurpeesoforion,

All these comments talkin about Dave’s thoughts on transgender people When he’s really just thinkin bout dem tiddies.

slurpeesoforion,

A saying that hasn’t held up. I wonder why it hasn’t.

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

slurpeesoforion,

Stop slut shaming oranges.

slurpeesoforion,

Reddit for porn and porn only.

slurpeesoforion,

I’m alone in the universe.

slurpeesoforion,

When I kilted more often, my primary response was that women loved it. And I liked the attention from women.

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slurpeesoforion,

I thought this was more apple versus android shit again.

slurpeesoforion,

And “limited government”. Limited to do what?

slurpeesoforion,

We are all knights of the new.

slurpeesoforion,

“My artistic vision includes bladder infections and discomfort. Piss your pants for my art genius.”

slurpeesoforion,

I still go to reddit… for the porn.

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