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Masimatutu,
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He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness’ sake.

Masimatutu, (edited )
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Bitwarden, everybody!

Edit: and F I R E F O X

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It’s back up now!

Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...

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Yes, and the user. I’ll report them on their home instance as well.

Masimatutu,
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Oh, you’re too kind. I can’t nearly compete with the masterpieces shown over at alttexthalloffame.org :))

Masimatutu, (edited )
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There was a spam account that posted innocent seeming links to gore content.

Masimatutu, (edited )
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Well ackchuwally,

Coal has rarely - if ever - played a role in the formation of diamonds

geology.com/articles/diamonds-from-coal/

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Found it on Mastodon, I don’t know if it’s the original source. The XKCD does have a good point, of course. But I mean, if we’d all think like that, no good standards would ever develop, so people shouln’t cite it as a fundamental truth everywhere and avoid all meaningful discussion.

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I usually check alt text before shamelessly stealing it, but you caught me there! Here’s the source: wetdry.world/

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I am having a sneaking suspicion that you are getting your memes from Reddit. And don’t get me wrong, I really appreciate that you are adding a lot of content here, but I’d say it’s bad practice to increase the Threadiverse’s reliance on corporate social media, partly because it drowns out original content which still can’t nearly compete, and partly because it increases traffic over there.

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In case you’re wondering, all the symbols are green.

Masimatutu,
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That will be !angryupvote ;)

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/news/posts/original/000/000/088/lossminimal.jpg

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