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alt textMeme: Leonardo Dicaprio and Cillian Murphy in Inception. Top panel: Leonardo says “There’s a dog behind you.” Middle panel: Cillian says “What does he look like?” Behind him there’s a dog (perhaps a sighthound) with narrowed eyes. Bottom panel: Leonardo narrows his eyes.

alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...

alt textwayward vagabond from homestuck: we should improve technology somewhat. well dweller: xkcd 927 “standards”

alt textA black cat stands in an awkward profile pose, on hind legs with one front paw raised and one lowered, looking directly into the camera while holding a small red fluffy toy in its mouth. Caption: Basically, any European coat of arms… (alt text by @dgar)

alt textA meme with the caption “when I say I want improved public transportation, this is what I have in mind” There is a larger hedgehog on a bicycle, pulling smaller hedgehogs in an egg carton, with some wheels attached. The box says “hedgies on board”

alt textA screengrab of a tweet by @RobBFromDerby which has the text “Breaking: Conservatives invite Margaret Thatcher to join cabinet” above an image of six people holding hands in a seance.

translationSaw this on Weibo, LOL log(😅) = 💧log(😄)

alt textTHE TWO MOST STOLEN ITEMS IN THE WORLD: a pen labeled Surplus Value of Workers Labor, and a lighter labeled Indigenous Land