slurpeesoforion

@slurpeesoforion@startrek.website

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Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a...

slurpeesoforion,

AsK yOuR mOm

slurpeesoforion,

I wouldn’t say I’ve missed it, Don.

slurpeesoforion,

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

slurpeesoforion,

The zits on his ass have moved up to his neck with all the stretching.

slurpeesoforion,

Partially explains the smell.

slurpeesoforion,

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

slurpeesoforion,

That’s me in the corner

slurpeesoforion,

I stopped looking in the mirror decades ago.

slurpeesoforion,

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

slurpeesoforion,

It was 25 years ago. It gradually went away. Couldn’t determine a cause.

slurpeesoforion, (edited )

It was miserable. Good luck to you, squid.

slurpeesoforion,

Dude, I have been there. Still no idea what was wrong.

slurpeesoforion,

I’m sure Diane Feinstein’s handlers are trying to get a hold of Mitch’s necromancer.

slurpeesoforion,

God of silence, worshipped by every dad before he was known.

slurpeesoforion,

That would likely have the benefit of saving us from Kid Rock too.

slurpeesoforion,

Who’s have is that?

slurpeesoforion,

Rub one out.

slurpeesoforion,

Who needs the spirit of Christmas when you have the spirit of the Prime Directive?

Current and Former (Fast) Food Service Workers - How do you handle requests like “All the fries you can give me”?

Just curious as I’ve never been on the other side of the counter, how does this sort of thing tend to work at restaurants? Fast food and fast-casual places are where I’ve heard customers say things “pile as much lettuce on there as you’re allowed to” - is there ever a limit your supervisor instructed you for things...

slurpeesoforion,

You’ve never eaten at Shredder’s!

slurpeesoforion,

Jiggle the Handle

slurpeesoforion,

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.

slurpeesoforion,

I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

slurpeesoforion,

Now search for poo.

slurpeesoforion,

Did they do their pre-shift safety inspection?

slurpeesoforion,

Welp, I woke up again.

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