slurpeesoforion

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slurpeesoforion,

If my spirit weren’t broken, I’d have women climbing me like rhesus monkeys.

slurpeesoforion,

We had a layoff a few years ago. I was told my job was safe. The next day I got an email about an internal job fair. Three heads above me panicked.

slurpeesoforion,

Chain of custody

slurpeesoforion,

Well that was a wig. So technically…

slurpeesoforion,

All because some ad exec wanted to produce his own wank material.

slurpeesoforion,

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

slurpeesoforion,

All these comments talkin about Dave’s thoughts on transgender people When he’s really just thinkin bout dem tiddies.

slurpeesoforion,

No, not necessarily. Any theocracy would do the same.

slurpeesoforion,

Sure, if you’re from Texas or Florida.

slurpeesoforion,

A saying that hasn’t held up. I wonder why it hasn’t.

slurpeesoforion,

Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz

slurpeesoforion,

Doesn’t it require they defend the copyright?

slurpeesoforion,

That’s a funny looking trash can.

slurpeesoforion,

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

slurpeesoforion,

Check this lucky guy over here with not only two parents, but they’re both moms.

slurpeesoforion,

They’re gone, dude. Unless you can find a data hoarder, stick to deep fakes and move on.

slurpeesoforion,

And then we take it higher

slurpeesoforion,

Where the fuck did I park?

slurpeesoforion,

Elin back out because mommy said so.

slurpeesoforion,

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

slurpeesoforion,

Reddit for porn and porn only.

slurpeesoforion,

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

slurpeesoforion,

It’s the same logic as lotto players. Spend this little bit of money/effort while expecting life changing results.

slurpeesoforion,

Stop slut shaming oranges.

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

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