slurpeesoforion

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slurpeesoforion,

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

slurpeesoforion,

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

slurpeesoforion,

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

slurpeesoforion,

Reddit for porn and porn only.

slurpeesoforion,

A saying that hasn’t held up. I wonder why it hasn’t.

slurpeesoforion,

Sure, if you’re from Texas or Florida.

slurpeesoforion,

No, not necessarily. Any theocracy would do the same.

slurpeesoforion,

Chain of custody

slurpeesoforion,

Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz

slurpeesoforion,

Who’s have is that?

slurpeesoforion,

And then we take it higher

slurpeesoforion,

Now search for poo.

slurpeesoforion,

Check this lucky guy over here with not only two parents, but they’re both moms.

slurpeesoforion,

We had a layoff a few years ago. I was told my job was safe. The next day I got an email about an internal job fair. Three heads above me panicked.

slurpeesoforion,

If my spirit weren’t broken, I’d have women climbing me like rhesus monkeys.

slurpeesoforion,

Where the fuck did I park?

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

slurpeesoforion,

Stop slut shaming oranges.

slurpeesoforion,

All because some ad exec wanted to produce his own wank material.

slurpeesoforion,

Well that was a wig. So technically…

slurpeesoforion,

That’s a funny looking trash can.

slurpeesoforion,

Doesn’t it require they defend the copyright?

slurpeesoforion,

Elin back out because mommy said so.

slurpeesoforion,

They’re gone, dude. Unless you can find a data hoarder, stick to deep fakes and move on.

slurpeesoforion,

I’m alone in the universe.

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