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slurpeesoforion,

Rub one out.

slurpeesoforion,

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

slurpeesoforion,

I wouldn’t say I’ve missed it, Don.

slurpeesoforion,

Partially explains the smell.

Current and Former (Fast) Food Service Workers - How do you handle requests like “All the fries you can give me”?

Just curious as I’ve never been on the other side of the counter, how does this sort of thing tend to work at restaurants? Fast food and fast-casual places are where I’ve heard customers say things “pile as much lettuce on there as you’re allowed to” - is there ever a limit your supervisor instructed you for things...

slurpeesoforion,

You’ve never eaten at Shredder’s!

Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a...

slurpeesoforion,

AsK yOuR mOm

slurpeesoforion,

Dude, I have been there. Still no idea what was wrong.

slurpeesoforion,

I stopped looking in the mirror decades ago.

slurpeesoforion,

Who needs the spirit of Christmas when you have the spirit of the Prime Directive?

slurpeesoforion,

Jiggle the Handle

slurpeesoforion,

Now search for poo.

slurpeesoforion,

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

slurpeesoforion,

We had a layoff a few years ago. I was told my job was safe. The next day I got an email about an internal job fair. Three heads above me panicked.

slurpeesoforion,

Chain of custody

slurpeesoforion,

All because some ad exec wanted to produce his own wank material.

slurpeesoforion,

Well that was a wig. So technically…

slurpeesoforion,

That’s a funny looking trash can.

slurpeesoforion,

Elin back out because mommy said so.

slurpeesoforion,

It’s the same logic as lotto players. Spend this little bit of money/effort while expecting life changing results.

slurpeesoforion,

Or so I’ve been told.

slurpeesoforion,

Absolute stupid is like absolute zero. This person is both.

slurpeesoforion,

Moms for Liberty would be calling the police on it regularly.

slurpeesoforion,

For all their scientific and social advances, thirst is still a problem in the alpha quadrant.

slurpeesoforion,

That kid name? Charlie, of course.

slurpeesoforion,

Are ya ready, kids?!?

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