slurpeesoforion

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slurpeesoforion,

Chain of custody

slurpeesoforion,

Reddit for porn and porn only.

slurpeesoforion,

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

slurpeesoforion,

All these comments talkin about Dave’s thoughts on transgender people When he’s really just thinkin bout dem tiddies.

slurpeesoforion,

No, not necessarily. Any theocracy would do the same.

slurpeesoforion,

Sure, if you’re from Texas or Florida.

slurpeesoforion,

A saying that hasn’t held up. I wonder why it hasn’t.

slurpeesoforion,

Where the fuck did I park?

slurpeesoforion,

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

slurpeesoforion,

Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz

slurpeesoforion,

All because some ad exec wanted to produce his own wank material.

slurpeesoforion,

Elin back out because mommy said so.

slurpeesoforion,

And then we take it higher

slurpeesoforion,

If my spirit weren’t broken, I’d have women climbing me like rhesus monkeys.

slurpeesoforion,

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

slurpeesoforion,

Check this lucky guy over here with not only two parents, but they’re both moms.

slurpeesoforion,

Well that was a wig. So technically…

slurpeesoforion,

Doesn’t it require they defend the copyright?

slurpeesoforion,

We had a layoff a few years ago. I was told my job was safe. The next day I got an email about an internal job fair. Three heads above me panicked.

slurpeesoforion,

That’s a funny looking trash can.

slurpeesoforion,

It’s the same logic as lotto players. Spend this little bit of money/effort while expecting life changing results.

slurpeesoforion,

Stop slut shaming oranges.

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

slurpeesoforion,

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

slurpeesoforion,

They’re gone, dude. Unless you can find a data hoarder, stick to deep fakes and move on.

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