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SnotFlickerman, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
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avrstory, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

Fake texts and a confirmation bias. One hell of a combo for people in the comments.

morrowind, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
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Wait, lemmings can post memes?

LostXOR,

Apparently so, they're more intelligent than I realized.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Cats are smeowter smarter enn kan putz heads thru t🍞ast

Yerbouti, in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

DWAC stocks will skyrocket any day now. You should invest.

Skanky, in Iced

It works the other way too.

I went to Starbucks once (while probably hungover) and asked for a coffee. Employee said what size? I said “medium is fine”. She started at me like a deer gazing into headlights for a minute and said “we only have demi, short, tall, venti, and grande”.

Like seriously,…

TheDoozer,

“The fuckin middle one.”

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited ) in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you
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My last boss told all his employees to invest in crypto, and I believe all of them put a substantial amount into it. He was a country hick who worked machine repair beside me at their shop. Thought he was hot shit because he was a member of a Facebook Q group and thought he was smarter than everyone else because he “knew secrets on a deeper level”. Okay bud.

I left before the end of the year because he stopped scheduling me over a comment I made about another one of his fucking insane conspiracy theories he liked to spout instead of helping with the workload.

Then the crypto crash happened. They went out of business 8 months later. Can’t imagine why!

Eat shit, Wayne. Those gals and that kid working under you deserved better, you cunt.

itsnotits,

he was a* part* of a

lastunusedusername2, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

Why are you taking every meme as literally as possible?

tdawg, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

Lemmings also on the way to downvote anyone who points this out…

Caboose12000, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

im ootl did a specific post inspire this one?

Custoslibera,

It certainly wasn’t a previous post by me that’s for sure.

Transporter_Room_3, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
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reads meme

Why are YOU going to do these things?

Custoslibera,

Because if I don’t point out that it’s a bad idea no one will know how big brain I am!!!

AMomentToBreath, in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.

HaWt

towerful, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

OP has a ridiculous hip-to-shoulder ratio

Custoslibera,
moosetwin,
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I am missing the joke, please correct me:

I assumed that the comment was saying OP has a fat ass, what does that have to do with police shooting animals?

OttoVonNoob, (edited )

meme I made…

lseif, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

this is extremely offensive to me personally

psivchaz,

I don’t understand why OP is attacking me like this.

SnotFlickerman, in Tis the Season
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The reason for the season is banging babay.

theguardian.com/…/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-…

AlfredEinstein,

Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

SnotFlickerman, (edited )
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Twelve rimmers rimming

Eleven pipers piping

Ten pervs a-creeping

Nine ladies stripping

Eight tits a-milking

Seven edgers edging

Six freaks roleplaying

FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

Restaldt,

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

RIP_Cheems,
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You can break your penis???

CalicoJack,

You can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I’m scared

vexikron,
mexicancartel, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.

MOAR JPEG

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