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GodyGade, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
Cheskaz, in A lot happens to the main characters. Like a lot.

I should catch up on that show…Try to get over the betrayal that was the end of S03E07…

cheese_greater, in Uh-Oh

There’s nothing more precious than a manslaughter

NocturnalEngineer, in Uh-Oh

My dyslexic ass spent too long staring at the words to ensure the joke was indeed the joke I thought it was.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

OP forgot the space in mans laughter

FrostyTrichs,

My dyslexic ass

Next time just use your eyes, it’s faster.

DestroyerOfWorlds,

Don’t tell me how to read!

AGuyAcrossTheInternet, in Uh-Oh

Ooooh now I get it.
Manslaughter :)
Man's laughter [:|

fastandcurious,

I have a feeling you have flipped the emoticons

ultra,

Nah

SeekPie,

“There are no accidents” - Master Oogway

TurboHarbinger,

Deep

sharkaccident, in Rent is Robbery

Everyone paints landlords as money grubbing evil people. I own a couple rental houses and set prices so that my return is 7% annually. While that may paint me as the description above realize this; that price was set when I set a tenant and only increases with inflation. The majority of my units are 25% below market rates because once I have a good tenant I don’t see a reason to make more work for me. 7% return and I never hear from them is worth it in my mind.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

There are very few jobs that actually give annual raises that keep up with inflation. You are no better than corporations that raise the price of food for no reason, other than following an arbitrary market metric(inflation) You should give your tenants 3 months free rent for Christmas, and give them the option to buy the properties from you for what you bought them for, and get a real job.

aes,

What part of 25% below market makes you compare him to the food oligopoly? He likes trouble-free tenants, and I’m pretty sure his tenants like this arrangement too. By contast, you come off as very tiresome. Do you have any skin in the game? What are you doing to help make housing affordable? Do you do anything besides exemplify why having revolutionaries in charge would be terrifying?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

What part about 25% below market makes them a hero, while they are actively hoarding properties keeping prospective buyers out of the market, raising prices to keep up with “inflation” on a commodity necessary for survival IS the exact same thing the food oligopolies are doing. And wtf are you on about having skin in the game? I pay $1700 a month in a rent controlled apartment and have no hope of buying a actual property in the market i live in without having to move hours away from work. I would love to hear what you think i should be doing to help make affordable housing, cause if its within my means, ill do it.

aes,

Well, there’s some timeless advice on these topics, right? The simplest is: be likeable. The reason is that since you can’t accomplish the task on your own, you need people to take your side, and to do that you need them to want you win, whatever the arguments. (“that’s dumb, my argument is better”. Yeah, maybe, but if people don’t like you, that won’t matter)

Another, more focused on societal change is: Move the middle. The middle of the bell curve is where most of everything is, and moving it, even slightly, can have dramatic effects. Also, if you want get anywhere, getting going at all is probably a good move, right? I’m thinking specifically of sorting recycling: it’s mostly bullshit, but the bizdev bros would murder for that kind of ‘engagement’. It’s easier to sell everyone on next step when they’re already on board…

Or, you know, rant about revolution. It’s not going to change anything, but it might make you feel better.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol be likeable?! Nah not gonna delute my message to be likeable to landlord’s or folks who have rent seeking behaviors, I’ll just keep pointing the inherent flaws and hypocrisy of capitalism in meme format to hasten its end, not trying to lead any van guard, merely raising the dial of class conciousness, I see no need to be nice to landlord’s who are leeching off of society, but I wont go so far as to say they deserve the wall. I haven’t ranted once about revolution in this thread nor have I read all the comments in it which I assume is what you are referring to, but you must recognize that when peaceful revolution is impossible violent revolution is inevitable, and I know which side I would support when push came to shove and if you would support the side that has exploited the working class for decades just because you want to be a landlord you are no comrade of mine.

Alsephina, (edited )

that price […] increases with inflation

While the vast majority of wages don’t, not nearly enough to keep with inflation. Surely you can see the problem here, right? I agree with op that you should get a real job.

But yeah, putting the blame on individual landlords isn’t very productive. The core issue here is the capitalist system that allows landlords to exist in the first place.

Jadesayade,

Lemmy can be such a hateful place sometimes. Mom and Pop landlords such as yourself are not the problem. I would assume that most people renting from you are not in a situation where they can buy a house yet. Providing them a place at a reasonable price gives them the opportunity to save for a house of their own. I think just about everybody who has bought a house had to rent first, including myself, without available rentals what would we do?

uSpetzWon, in Rent is Robbery

Stop crying and provide housing for yourself then.

Grayox,
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archomrade,

Mao has entered the chat

visnudeva, (edited ) in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best
@visnudeva@lemmy.ml avatar

I wish we all could get a Bluetooth blocker devices which would keep on disconnecting their devices.

nexguy, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

One of those is a belief and the other is a theory.

One requires the absence of evidence and the other requires evidence.

MBM,

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  • nexguy,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    Agreed however stimulation was put forth as something that would require evidence whereas a God needs faith which requires blind trust and the lack of evidence. You are not allowed to even try to test if a god exists because that itself is a lack of faith.

    daFRAKKINpope,

    Okay. But no. You can find evidence of god or a simulation the same way. Confirmation bias. There is no way to prove either belief.

    Naz, (edited )

    Every time someone doubts the Simulation Theory in a big way, we change one letter of a major fast food franchise. :)

    Enjoy your Chic-Fil-A.

    daFRAKKINpope,

    Beans. That explains my MacDonald’s yesterday.

    FardyCakes, (edited )

    Does it also explain why I’m wearing a Taco Belt?

    Blue_Morpho,

    You mean Cosmcs?

    www.cosmcs.com

    daFRAKKINpope,

    It’s disturbing how much I wanna try this.

    nexguy,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    If you try to prove the existence of a god then you do not have faith so you are not a believer. Having faith in itself means evidence has no value for you.

    captainlezbian, in Tis the Season

    It’s axial tilt right?

    sirico, in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
    @sirico@feddit.uk avatar

    Ffs it’s missing a dimension

    MaxHardwood,

    They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

    Xariphon, in Happy Christian Pride Month!

    Just don't remind them how many pagan symbols are in there.

    Happy Sol Invictus, everyone.

    name_NULL111653,

    Góður Jól!

    Xariphon,

    Skol!

    Malgas,

    “You got your Saturnalia on my Yule!”

    “You got your Yule on my Saturnalia!”

    proudblond,

    Gotta admit, as an agnostic who was raised gently Christian, that’s part of the reason I’m still comfortable putting all this stuff up in our house. Took a while to figure out a tree topper I liked but one year a saw a dove and that feels less religious to me.

    drekloge,

    We use a stuffed hamster toy with a santa hat.

    Call it the “Ham-star”

    drekloge,

    We use a stuffed hamster toy with a santa hat.

    Call it the “Ham-star”

    SapphironZA,

    Love it!

    DoctorWhookah,

    Got a Santa hat on top of ours.

    Stalinwolf,
    @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

    We just use a Santa hat. Looks great as a topper. Gotta tilt it slightly.

    proudblond,

    Oh yeah, the tilt would make it. I’m fond of wild birds so a bird on my tree made sense. Also, to quote Portlandia, “put a bird on it!”

    Stalinwolf,
    @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

    The recurring use of the word bird throughout that series is one of my favorite parts of the show. I love Birdman, the Australian mullet adventurah who shows about at the Air B&B togoonawalkabewt

    “What’s a robin?”

    “It’s a little bidder!”

    Siegfried,

    May Jesus come into your house aswell

    Legendsofanus,
    @Legendsofanus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why

    funkless_eck,

    do a little dance

    make a lil love

    get down tonight

    Legendsofanus,
    @Legendsofanus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Fine but I’m not getting down

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    look at all those lights. Jesus came all over that house. Jesus is the light of the world.

    Cuttlefish1111, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

    Baseless Belief is not equal to evidence backed theory

    answersplease77, (edited )

    Go learn where the simulation universe and timless holographic universe came from before saying a theory is evidence backed. Both have leap of faith instead direct proven evidence or tested results. Both exist because they’re possible theories that cannot be proven true nor false, and most impoartantly they are not in the same scientific level or field to be compared in first place, and also they both can exist without even contradicting each other. Religon does not only try to explain the arrow of time and current universe like simulation theory tries to do and that’s one reason of many why they are incomparable. First, religon answers why the laws of existences exist which has no matching theory in theoritical physics except for because laws exist otherwise there wouldn’t be ones that create conciousness aka it is what it is otherwise it wouldn’t. Secondly, most of the religon ones hold defined philosophical consequences and requirements for your existance while the simulation one comes with no philosophy, provides you with nothing and asks nothing from you because it’s just theoratical physics that answers nothing more and still needs explanation.

    Cuttlefish1111, (edited )

    I guess I wasn’t clear enough. Both of those particular theories of the origin of our existence are foolish and not based in reality. There exists Overwhelming evidence we evolved. No evidence of any alternative. You have to actively deny reality and logic to think otherwise. I will not entertain your or anyone else’s response to this, it’s garbage. Theists are a cancer on our society and tools for billionaires. It’s a convenient social hierarchy for which the plebs to police themselves. No thanks.

    phoenixz, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

    Could (a) god(s) exist? Possibly, it’s hard to rule out the supernatural in natural terms since it’s SUPERnatural

    Could the universe be a simulation? Possible too, but also on of those things that’s almost impossible to prove.

    At the same time, it could be that your e a Boltzmann brain, and that literally nothing existed before and that your brain just kinda formed together spontaneously with all your memories.

    All those are possible options that are over 99% likely to be false, but their cooouuullldd be true.

    Point is not to rearrange your life on the off changlce that one of those are true. Especially religion, since religions tend to be “believe our particular god(s) or you go to hell for eternity” followed closely by “if you don’t believe our particular god(s) we will help you go to hell right now”. Nearly all human conflicts in Earth’s history were either based on religion or used religion as a tool to whip up the masses to go kill the others.

    There are also hundreds of Gods and over 3000 different religious figures out there and they’re all pretty much exclusive or, they all claim to be the right one and the rest is wrong. Bold claim to make when it’s all based off goat herders texts that were first abused for a completely different god (hello, Christianity!) and constantly conflicts with each other.

    Simulation theory and Boltzman brain ideas are fun to entertain and talk and think about, but they’ve never been used to control who can love and have sex with who, they’ve never been a used whereas religion just IS abuse and control in every way possible.

    I do not like religion

    ADTJ,

    Agree with most of what you said except the “over 99% likely to be false”.

    Like you mentioned it’s not possible to prove either way so it isn’t meaningful to describe it as likely or unlikely. We have no way of knowing (at least currently) so the likelihood is simply undefined

    stonedemoman, (edited )

    Eh, we can prove that human DNA is 99% primate and that there was no great flood. Seems unlikely to me.

    ADTJ,

    It sounds like you’re referring specifically to Christian theology but the comment was just about whether a god or gods exist in general

    stonedemoman,

    The mere fact that humans are 1% removed from apes serves to undermine creationism in general.

    ADTJ,

    We’re not talking about creationism or any particular brand of theism

    stonedemoman,

    Considering that the overwhelming majority of religions out there are creationists, yes we are.

    ADTJ, (edited )

    I understand your point and I feel like maybe I’m sounding a little argumentative. Sorry let me try to be more clear.

    I understand your argument is that genetic evidence disproves existing religious beliefs that people have but that’s a different argument to the point I was making.

    Even if all global religions are incorrect, that doesn’t mean that a god or gods couldn’t hypothetically exist and my point is that there is no demonstrative proof of that either way.

    If you check the original comment again, the question was about whether “a god(s) exist” and up until they mentioned the 99% that I was disputing, religion didn’t even come into it.

    You could disprove every creationist claim, every anti-evolution argument, and you’d be right, but you can’t settle the question of “whether a supernatural being exists” because there simply isn’t a way to do that within the natural realm that we know of.

    It isn’t just about God either. The simulation and Boltzmann brain hypotheses are similarly immeasurable

    stonedemoman, (edited )

    They aren’t immeasurable. The reason you think I’m making a different argument to your point is that you’re asking for every negative proof. This is never going to provide an answer, as it would be a competition to dispel the imagination.

    Hypotheses and positive proofs are slowly answering the question of why we’re here. We know that evolution is likely, DNA is irrefutable evidence. We know that it’s likely our known universe began with a singularity because of the background microwave radiation accelerating away from a point of origin. We know the field and corresponding particle that gave matter its properties from the particle acceleration tests by CERN.

    It becomes a much different question when one is not only seeking answers that fit their beliefs.

    ADTJ,

    No

    You say it’s not immeasurable but then all of the things you go on to describe are within the known universe, we can’t possibly know or measure what’s outside of it, because it is not known by definition.

    I’m not asking for negative proofs in fact I haven’t asked for proof of anything, I’m not sure where you got that from. I’ve simply stated that we can’t draw statistics about things for which we have no evidence - which you now seem to be agreeing with.

    I said you were making a different argument because you originally talked about existing religions which isn’t what my comment or the original comment was about, I stand by that - nothing of what you had said was relevant to my response.

    You can’t possibly know that it’s over 99% unlikely that the universe isn’t a simulation or that it wasn’t created by some entity since we don’t yet have evidence pertaining to any hypothesis for how it was created. The statistic was pulled out of the air and has no scientific basis.

    Do I think the universe is a giant Boltzmann brain or was created by an omniscient God? No, I don’t, but it’s still pointless to pretend it’s something we can have any certainty about.

    Not to be rude but this conversation isn’t going anywhere, whether you don’t understand or just don’t agree, whatever I guess…

    stonedemoman, (edited )

    I think you’re forgetting that the supernatural is but another theory, put forth by humans, to explain our existence. It doesn’t earn bonus points for being unobservable. I’ve seen 0 evidence supporting it, contrary to how many questions particle physics has solved.

    I’ve simply stated that we can’t draw statistics about things for which we have no evidence - which you now seem to be agreeing with.

    I’ve posited quite the opposite of this. If there are two opposing theories, with one substantiated and one not, then the substantiated one is more likely. For example: you wouldn’t say that a chicken’s offspring being implanted in an egg by cosmic rays is just as likely as the egg being fertilized before it was laid because the latter is substantiated while the former has yet to have any observable truth.

    I’d say 99% is a completely fair probability as the ratio of something to nothing approaches infinity.

    we don’t yet have evidence pertaining to any hypothesis for how it was created

    I just gave you some? I don’t know about you, but humans being able to replicate the exact particle that originated matter is a profound bit of evidence towards the universe not being a product of some higher power to me.

    RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in There's a hidden toxicness that should be given more attention.
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Markiplier said it himself that he wishes he could go back to having a small fanbase, not because he hates his fans, but because he feels like he cant have normal friendships with people now.

    brbposting,

    That’s too bad.

    I hadn’t seen him before (heard his name though). After a month maybe .06% of the world will see a video he puts out - I’m surprised he has trouble meeting people who’ve never heard of him.

    PhobosAnomaly, (edited )

    Tom Scott is a brilliant (subjective opinion) YouTuber, and he seems to be the “Simpsons Did It” YouTube equivalent to unique and interesting topics to cover.

    I was super surprised to hear him basically say - and I am paraphrasing because I forget the exact video to reference - “I don’t want to meet all my fans, you don’t know me, I’m a YouTuber putting on a polished front to make good videos”, and it was beautifully brutal in how honest he was in keeping that distance between him and his fan base. I think it’s nice to ride the wave of being cool and famous, but there must come a point where nobody’s interested in who you are, they’re just in awe of the channel you embody. That must be super tough - and it’s a tale as old as time in showbiz but for the first time, it seems like the everyman (other genders and identities are available) can end up going through this on their own without the glitzy PR campaign behind them, without easy access to medical staff paid for by big production studios, or without big Hollywood wages to cry in to at the very least.

    Geoff Marshall is another fantastic UK YouTuber, someone I imagine I’d quite happily buy a pint and chat bollocks for half hour waiting for a train - but even he’s quite open about having his YouTube channel to address the world, alongside his own social media identities that are completely disconnected from his public-facing life.

    I’m not sure if it’s healthy for people to have to go through this, or whether it’s just a necessary evil of wielding influence online.

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