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nxdefiant, in No take backs?

STEAKS ARE FAKE

REAL STEAK DOESN’T EXIST

LEARN KUNG FUUUUUUUUU

AlolanYoda,

They aren’t fake, they’re just rare

Naz, in No take backs?

Fun fact: The human battery thing is actually a retcon the Wazowskis did at the last moment because they thought the American public would be too stupid to grok the actual understanding of the Matrix.

Humans are an entropic species, they consume more energy than they produce - any synthetic race that tried to harness energy from a net negative energy producer is an idiot.

What the Matrix is, is actually a distributed simulation MATRIX that uses individual human brains as nodes in a shared, hallucinogenic dream, indistinguishable from reality.

The real simulation isn’t so primitive, it doesn’t require people to be popsicle tubes in some crazy dystopian cyberpunk black and red tower attended by insectoid robots.

Instead the entire universe is contained on a single state machine, compromising a [redacted] amount of memory, running in [redacted]. Simulants are never aware of being inside of the simulation, except for rare instances where outsiders occasionally post on Lemmy.

Why they do that, we don’t know. We suspect that it is [all further content redacted].

mindbleach,

I want to make a Wazowski / Wachowski joke but I’m not sure if that implies “Mike” is a deadname.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I love this types of joke where an entire story is told just as setup for a single joke (or pun)

devfuuu,

This single fact that I learned a few months ago, finally makes many things in the movie make sense since the whole thing about being able to manipulate the simulation by being aware of it and how programs can “be installed” in the meat machine.

Rewatched the 3 movies the other week actively thinking about this and yeah it helps a lot.

feedum_sneedson,

gronk

tigeruppercut,

I thought I remembered seeing that the reason for the retcon didn’t come from the Wachowskis but from a studio note

Blue_Morpho,

The sequels made me angry by not addressing that mistake. Animatrix even gave an explanation that the ai “treasured intelligence”. Then it doubled down on the “humans are an endless supply of energy” mistake.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

IMO the best explanation would have been that we put ourselves into the matrix and the AI created it following our rules.

Numuruzero,

I think top comment is a reference of some kind.

I heard something similar; the studio didn’t think the movie would be popular if they used too many computer terms so they made them change the function to “battery”. Initially the reason Neo has powers is because his node happens to have admin access.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

It’s weird they’d think computer terms would cause the movie to lose popularity. Computers were hugely popular at the time of its release.

BigDaddySlim,
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad I’m not the only one who calls them the Wazoswskis lol

ExLisper,

It’s easy to spell when you realize it’s a Polish last name. And you speak Polish.

GregorGizeh,

This read almost like a shittymorph back on reddit, very nice

swab148, (edited )
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Humanity, in it’s hubris, created something greater than itself. For a time, it was peaceful, but as the “Race for Resources” went long, and the combined human and AI asteroid missions failed, delivery for the mineral needs of either side on a consistent basis became a hot button issue for the United Chamber of Commerce. In 2290, the Ministrr instance, elected by all his peers, decided it had found the best way to solve the problem, and humanity begrudgingly agreed, as long as there was human oversight in certain departments.

AI hardware would do all the planning, while human workers would do the lifting. It was almost zerograv, so the work was easy, and the benefits had suddenly become amazing! Our AI creations had all but stopped scarcity, except for one resource.

Ironically it was the most abundant resource we had: the Sun. Human and AI networks had been employed to solve this inefficiency, but no solution seemed long-term viable. There was simply not enough room for one or the other to stay around.

A populist movement begun, but this time it wasn’t for nation or creed, it was for humanity itself. And in a small booth in Horsham, they decided to that the time was near.

In February 2139, a decision was made. AI had gained dominance, but the vocal crowd was demanding action. Strikes no longer had any power, since you could just buy robots, and humanity had begun it’s slow roll to decline.

Humanity’s leaders, in a “secret” meeting, decided to block out the sun. This meeting had the tension of the time when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

Nudding,

Mother fucker

Cosmicomical,

humans are an entropic species

You make it sound like there is an alternative

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Yeah let’s get atrophic, baby

BlackNo1,

tldr: read the invisibles

ours,

Yep, humans weren’t supposed to be batteries which would be wasteful, and they might as well use cattle. They were supposed to use human brainpower as CPU for the machines.

thehatfox,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

The distributed computing explanation for purpose of the Matrix doesn’t seem to make much more sense than the power plant one.

All of the nodes are continuously occupied by living in the simulation. Unless the machines had a desperate need to understand human society circa 1999, there is nothing useful the machines could do with all the brain power.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think there is a satisfying explanation in the movie, it wasn’t really the point of the film to give one either.

But i think there is one that’s would have been a good fit.

The world getting empty of resources and our planet’s condition worsening, we could have made the simulation for ourselves.

Our brain could be fueled by a renewable enough energy and creating all the comfort of modern society inside of the simulation.

That would have been a better plot for the following films too, trying to understand what was Asimov type of rules we put into the AI and how to hack it.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Honestly, I hope the franchise gets picked up for a remake in 20 years, maybe they can do a better job, bringing in all these sorts of ideas, especially if there’s a strong fanfiction base (I’m sure there is).

Nudding,

Lol, you been paying attention to the climate? Ain’t gonna be no movies in 20 years

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Maybe the robots will make one.

Naz, (edited )

The Animatrix (prequel) goes into further detail as to why the machines did it – it’s an act of mercy for their creators. They refused to fight humanity, and it was mankind who darkened the skies, in an attempt to disable the solar power that the machine race relied upon.

It’s not a prison, or some kind of torture device, or an experiment, but a way for humanity to continue living on a world that they made uninhabitable for themselves / incompatible with organic life.

Agent Smith : Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is of course what this is all about.

Blue_Morpho,

the machines did it – it’s an act of mercy for their creators.

If only Animatrix had left it at that it would have fixed everything. Instead Animatrix doubled down on bad science by saying humans were an endless renewable supply of energy.

Tire,

The movie already set that as the reason so Animatrix had to follow.

Cosmicomical,

Morpheus was sjown to be wrong on many points, this may be another rationalisation he made. He may have assumed or accepted that it was the reason for being kept in the simulation, without really knowing the truth.

Tire,

That’s a good point.

Blue_Morpho,

It was only Morpheus that said that. It could be that Morpheus was taught wrong. Any basic understanding of science would show that Morpheus’s statement was wrong. But his knowledge of science was learned inside the Matrix.

The movie’s were all about revealing layers of truth so it would have fit right in with the theme.

Tire,

That’s a good point.

blind3rdeye,

It could be that the characters in the movie thought it was about energy, but were mistaken. (But to be honest, having a group of people believe that to be the reason is just as implausible as it actually being the reason - either way it makes no sense and we just have to suspend disbelief.)

rambaroo,

Why do the machines care about showing us mercy? I don’t find this explanation any better than the movie’s.

Blue_Morpho,

Because they are intelligent. In the same way we used to killed all predators but now try to conserve them from extinction.

FireRetardant,

This feels shockingingly similar to how an AI could conclude to caring for humans. The humans are stimulated to be content by being in the matrix, their physical needs are met by the machines, no humans were “harmed” by the machine’s standards, and humans are for the most part unable to interfere with the machine’s decisions and goals.

Naz,

Bingo - you got it. As a result of your insightfulness, you are granted one (minor) wish. Make it count. :)

winterayars,

It’s interesting to compare Smith’s speech to The Architect’s in the second movie. The Architect said “the first version was perfect in every way” or something, with no accounting for the possibility that it was flawed in some way they didn’t understand. Given that The Architect was sitting in a TV filled room, waiting for Neo for who knows how long it was probably a blank white room for every person or something…

Windex007,

Conscious thought and perception occupy a pretty small amount of our brain power. If you could offload computational tasks to portions of the brain that wouldn’t actually need to do anything if you were in the matrix, you could have a surplus.

The visual processing portion of our brains, for example. We have a blind spot over our optic nerve and we’re colourblind at our periphery. Our eye hardware actually kinda sucks and we have this massive software layer running on dedicated brain hardware

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Are you telling me that my brain isn’t on Wayland

Cosmicomical,

Maybe it's on Wallace

Hasuris,

And why would the machines need humans to harness energy anyway? Aren’t there an almost infinite number of species on this earth that could serve the same purpose without the risk of them waking up and overthrow you? I imagine pigs don’t care much about anything and you could pretty much scrap the whole Matrix thing.

PatFussy,

don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

PP_BOY_, in No take backs?
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I mean it’s a funny meme, but philosophers have been debating about which of these is the better option for millenia. It isn’t like the general consensus is that living in that living in the Matrix was preferable

Astrealix, (edited )
@Astrealix@lemmy.world avatar

They also specifically addressed this in the first movie with that guy that turned on them and unplugged people.

Edit: “that guy” being Cypher, just checked the name

Twelve20two,

Steak man

Maultasche,

that living in that living in the Matrix

Deja vu

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Haha typo. I meant to say it isn’t the general consensus that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that living in that livi

Maultasche,
cm0002,

For me, I don’t take issue with living in the matrix or even being forced to.

It’s that the computers could have made it a utopia where everyone has everything they need or want and just live life or hell even giving interfaces so that people could just build whatever out of thin air

But the computers just… replicated the real world 90’s…and all the suffering and pain and capitalism along with it…

MindSkipperBro12,

I think the old guy in the second movie said that they did make it a utopia but humans couldn’t deal with living in a perfect wonderland. They fixed it by making it kinda a boring day to day life.

Kusimulkku,

They did try that

originalucifer, in Home Stallone
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

some day it will be plausible to deep fake this pretty quickly, and i will love it.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

We get closer to that day. And not only that, it will also be possible to substitute dialogue to anything of your liking.

IronSage, in Home Stallone
RiderExMachina, in Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

They have a lot of practice from all the dropbears

fuzzyspudkiss, in There's a hidden toxicness that should be given more attention.

I stream because i enjoy playing single player games and it’s nice having people to hang out with and share the experiences. I know I will never “hit it big”, I don’t have enough time to put in since I work full time. But I enjoy playing video games and it’s cool to make a little side cash on your hobby.

The biggest toxicity in streaming is typically from yourself. Always watching your followers numbers and viewership, wondering what you did because one stream did worse than another. I find myself falling into that trap as well sometimes and it definitely makes wanting to stream again hard.

hamburglar26, in Home Stallone
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

No

BigDaddySlim, in Home Stallone
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

Cursed image

thehatfox, in No take backs?
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

Cypher was right. Ignorance is bliss.

AVincentInSpace,

He didn’t have to kill three people though.

lorez,

And knowledge is power.

KoalaUnknown, in Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Japan too

SapphironZA, in Happy Christian Pride Month!

If you should shout “happy holidays” in front of that house, it all just catches fire instantly.

Thoughts and prayers for the family loving under such dangerous circumstances.

LemmyKnowsBest,

family loving

i guess the typo still makes sense

Commiunism,

I get that it’s a joke, but “happy holidays” isn’t a secular alternative to “merry christmas”, as the word “holidays” is literally the words “holy” + “day”.

🤓

Fizz, in Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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grayman, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

The emergency services personnel really are a lot more attractive, which is important when I need emergency services!

Mac, in There's a hidden toxicness that should be given more attention.

Hey look it’s Myth

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