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usualsuspect191, in Extra-crispy 🤢

I’m going forgo

h3mlocke,

Its
I’m going to forgo
Or
I’m gonna forgo
No?

Track_Shovel, (edited )
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Fuck. Let me fix that. At least with Lemmy you can swap photos out

E: fixed

bappity, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly

TotallyNotSpez, in Anointed Liquidator

“That money was just resting in my account.”

-Father Ted

tdawg, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Homemade espresso >>>

(Of course, if it’s financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)

KpntAutismus, in haha, im in danger

the one in my apartment building rattles like no one’s business but it’s regularly TÜV checked, so i trust it.

spacesweedkid27, in I have a snacking problem

I have early in the day the complete opposite problem.

SaltyIceteaMaker, in don't know, don't care

Im neither a Christian nor a bible expert but i thought satan was just one of 7 deadly sins and not the punisher of bad people? Wasn’t there an entity called “the devil” that is referred to as satan and/or lucifer but is basically an entire different entity to lucifer and satan? Also isn’t hell a general place of suffering/redemption and the deadly sins are just luring people there?

That’s how i understood it. Didn’t read the bilbe tho, only got this from references and random fun “facts” over the years so it could be completely wrong

junfel, in That's some good shit

.

phorq,

I see you’re not a fan of reading either…

NotSpez, in This sh*t is bananas

It looks like… OP went bananas

Nacktmull, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Makes perfect sense. Obviously god is a scientist who created Eve by cloning from cells that he took from Adam’s rib, right?

Valmond, in Liberals right about now

Stop spam.

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Do you know what spam is?

tdawg, in There's always that one uncle

It’s all fun and games until Tío starts dancing on the roof…

finickydesert,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

Tiu gotta show of those dancing skills

bennypr0fane, in don't know, don't care

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/6772c136-96c2-4d4a-96be-68e48f9c4d20.jpeg

EherVielleicht,

Just 600 more to go!

Update: 594

Ghyste, in "Why are you like this?" - "self contempt"

What kind of person would say such a horrible thing though?

Track_Shovel, (edited )
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

A monster

Ghyste,

Bingo.

tdawg, in That's some good shit

“wonder what that up/down ratio is for that weird guy…”

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