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Jac0b, in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

This is mainly due to modern day web bloat and lazy inefficient coding

jdf038, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Lmao I liked this meme more when it was snorlax and the gang.

Gorvin, in When your landlord says no dogs allowed.

“Never said anything about sheep”.

norgur, in Never, my good man!
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Spooky scary skeletons

Cruxifux, in like any other celebrity

Started from the bottom now we here

starman2112, in I have a snacking problem
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It me! I wish I could find a way to shut my id the hell up and take control of my body back from it. Feels like it’s holding me hostage sometimes. Here I am on Lemmy instead of getting anything done because my subconscious instinct to fuck off is more powerful than my conscious desire to get work done

Pons_Aelius,

Comfort eating is one of the hardest addictions to break because unlike drugs, you cannot go cold turkey and stop.

Most of us have never actually been hungry and eat because it is lunchtime or because we are sad and want to distract ourselves.

What worked for me was fasting. It was incredibly hard at first but it did reset my relationship with food. My stomach now decides when and what I eat, not my mind.

Mordred_85, in like any other celebrity

Your’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?

dasgoat, in Never, my good man!

You can be dead and long buried and guess what, now you’re the life of the party when you haunt their asses for asking the question in the first place

queermunist, in This sh*t is bananas
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Ever had a frozen banana?

It’s like icecream!

poVoq, in I go to the seaside!
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They recently made a show about a similar story: youtu.be/4EWC1WTZews

Waker,

As someone from Portugal, this was the first thing to come to my mind. Also, the show is nice overall. I just don’t enjoy the American guy’s forced accent. Joe was his name or nickname I think. It feels too forced borderline cringe.

Still would watch a season 2 though.

cyberpunk007, in literally no clue

I have an abundance of bees and other insects, and I mow my lawn. But I have gardens.

MinekPo1, in Boomers be like
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what do toy hwan I seen perfectly well without them.

Facelikeapotato,
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Apparently, not so much!

MinekPo1,
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I was honestly surprised how far muscle memory carried me there. for context, without glasses I need to put my phone a few centimeters from my face to read anything. I’m close sighted.

Chadsalot, in That's some good shit

Here you go bro

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in just a b....

I didn’t believe in astrology until!

I read that as we leave the age of Piscean Age of hookey bullshit and then enter the age of aquarius hookey woowoo bullishit that humans are leaving a time of Christ and entering a time of

Proponents of medieval astrology suggest that the Pisces world where religion is the opiate of the masses will be replaced in the Aquarian Age by a world ruled by secretive, power-hungry elites seeking absolute power over others; that knowledge in the Aquarian Age will only be valued for its ability to win wars; that knowledge and science will be abused, not industry and trade; and that the Aquarian Age will be a Dark Age in which religion is considered offensive.

… and that for a moment made me go … huh.

paddirn,

I’ve read that astrology is actually an accurate predictor of personality, provided the person believes in it. It becomes a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy where the person that believes in it assumes the traits that they’re told they’re supposed to have. Many of the traits given for each sign are so universal that everybody probably exhibits some amount of all of them at some point in their lives. Believing in astrology though probably causes people to focus on those aspects more because they’re molding their personality to fit what they’ve read.

I imagine people predicting stuff about different Ages are just molding their worldview to fit whatever they’ve read, that theory definitely has a pro-religious bias. Winning wars was valued long before the time of Christ and it’s atheists that are considered offensive, not religions.

Sidewayshighways, in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

He said it’s only gonna take 5 more minutes for the planet to blow up! We’ve been waiting on this set of episodes for years!!

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