Nacktmull, (edited )
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Pardon me? Only uncultured american teenagers who don´t know anything about good taste believe such utter nonsense! What “tea” are you drinking anyway? Must be the dust they collect after sweeping the floor of the packing plant and then put in teabags to sell it to people who know nothing about tea. Do yourself a favour, go and buy some nice loose leaf Darjeeling, FTGFOP or even better SFTGFOP, prepare it properly and apprechiate something truly good, maybe it´s not too late and your taste can still be saved …

EvolvedTurtle,

I am currently in the coffee to energy drinks stage And I’m going poor lmao

poopsmith,
@poopsmith@lemmy.world avatar

Caffeine pills! You can find them for cheap at most drug stores. Plus you can dose the exact amount you want.

corship,

Nerds: mate

Evilmineraldeposits,

Mean while, me: chasing the perfect origin flavor from beans only from specific farms around the world, roasting only to city or city+, takeing notes with each grind mil size and brew time and brew method, constantly chasing such small and slight subtle changes, completely convinced that I’m ever getting closer to the perfect cup.

It’s about 70$ per 2 lbs of un roasted beans. And I don’t want to figure out how invested into equipment.

More recent me: yerba mate… welp time to invest in a nice kalabash and buy every blend under the sun ! And start the chase for the perfect brew !!

fosforus,

You can pour a deciliter of sugar into your cup of black tea and it will taste the same as mountain dew.

petersr,

My cup is only a deciliter in size. Now there’s tea all over the place!

fushuan,

Monster White is my bane. It’s so good. It also has lots of caffeine. Send help.

AngryCommieKender,

Monster White sounds like slang for cocaine

fushuan,

I guess, it’s the one that tastes like medicine.

NigelFrobisher, (edited )

Just put milk and sugar into your virgin black tea to turn it into the chad builder’s tea.

Fashim,

If you are drinking tea for the caffeine content it’s best to steep the bag for as long as possible, iirc it takes about 15 minutes for ~95% of the caffeine to extract. One teabag usually has 60-80mg of caffeine so equivalent to one cup of instant coffee.

tigaente,

It’s also gonna be super bitter at this point.

yukichigai,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

That's why you load it with a half cup of sugar.

Or just slam it like you're doing a Jager Bomb

tigaente,

That’s an energy drink for cheapskates then.

lauha,

You can always coldbrew it

TheActualDevil,

Tiny bit of lemon fixes that pretty well.

tigaente,

Will try next time I forget that my tea is still brewing ;)

devils_advocate,

Add milk until the colour of He-man

NorthWestWind,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Instead of caffeine I sleep for 7 hours

habanhero,

What’s sleep?

evlogii,

Sleep is the condition where you lose consciousness for a few hours, allegedly allowing your body and mind to rest. They say you then ‘wake up refreshed.’ Yeah, I know. These peasants will never stop finding excuses to avoid work.

habanhero,

Who asked you, ChatGPT?

Landmammals,

Caffeine pills are faster and also dirt cheap.

UserNotFound, (edited )
@UserNotFound@lemmy.world avatar

Funny. I stopped drink energy drinks few years ago. I started going night shifts, and I used energy drinks and coffee. Then, I once said to myself I don’t like the taste of energy drinks. I stopped drink energy drinks just in one day. Never have then since. Five years and still counting. On the other side, I started slightly drink more coffee.

evanstucker,

I love the giant, inexpensive tins of ceylon tea at my local international market. If you can afford it, buy a bottle of rose water to add to the tea. Perfection. And of course, don’t throw away the leaves - steep them again - the second steeping is even better than the first one.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

I cannot stress enough how Disgusting mountain dew is

Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar
tea,

Whenever I really have to pee I say “why did I drink all that crab juice!” out loud and no one knows what the hell I’m talking about.

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