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BaronVonBort, in Never, my good man!

Maybe I AM a haunted house.

Etterra, in haha, im in danger

Me: oh this could be an interesting way to die.

Etterra, in Its go time!

Only the funniest one ever: Radioactive by Imagine Dragons. Don’t get me wrong, I love Weird Al, but the video for Radioactive is like something from the best fever dream ever.

Rozauhtuno, in literally no clue
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

!nolawns

balderdash9, in haha, im in danger

Mythbusters actually debunked the myth that you can jump at the right time and survive a falling elevator. Short clip for anyone interested: youtu.be/xmloyCC7MOY?si=DbmDkS4w1hyQ3OcZ

bleistift2,

Where’s the Mythbusters clip debunking the myth that a (first-world) elevator is even capable of falling?

aggelalex,

Yup. The best strategy is to lie down and spread out, with your hands under your head. The bigger the contact area between your body and the floor, the better. But good luck doing that while falling.

Rekonok, in Its go time!
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

I really enjoyed piped but it shuting down often nowaday so I use Invidious now

We need a bot to every frontend it will be fun

InfiniWheel,

Ironic, back when Pipeedwas first made it was the alternative that worked most of the time compared to the at the time flimsy Invidious.

Diabolo96,

Converting a youtube link to any alternative front-end is as i remember correctly as easy as changing the youtube.com part to whatever the front-end link is. I think pipedbot should use the open source link redirection service called farside. It take care of automatic redirection when a front-end is momentarily dead and also do some load balancing by redirecting between multiple self-hosted front-ends so as to not Hug a single one to death while others get barely any use.

unconsciousvoidling, in She didn't get the joke

I get mad at my cats when they just start screaming for no reason and then I realize … I’m all they’ve ever experienced in terms of socialization and they’ve learned everything from me.

jdnewmil, in I have several questions, actually

Still only two legs…

balderdash9, in Police be like

Bonus meme :

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a0cba1e7-7d8b-4200-8cb0-b91dfba47e2d.webp

cyberpunk007, in literally no clue

I have an abundance of bees and other insects, and I mow my lawn. But I have gardens.

balderdash9, in Deal or no deal?

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/1f66cb6c-c260-4247-b6a3-9b795398a709.webp

xusontha,

petting a cat png

Mothra, in Deal or no deal?
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

This would be somewhat true if not for the fact that the cat doesn’t have a say on the matter

kautau,

Sure but if the first panel here doesn’t hold true then this meme is just repeated, but we receive: more cats

jasondj,

Usually I pipe my cats to more, but to each their own.

Cort, in Boomers be like

But when I wear them they give me headaches, because I don’t wear them enough.

HurlingDurling,

They shouldn’t give you headaches if they are properly measured. Go back to your optometrist and get them fixed

DasherPack,

Yes, glasses give headaches at the beginning (if they correct a lot, not if they slightly adjust the owners vision). It’s how it is, you need to suffer a bit until you get used to them. Then, you get headaches when you don’t wear them.

owatnext,

Backing this up. My glasses are for really bad astigmatism. When I first got the glasses, they made my head hurt über bad and I felt nauseous. Now, my head hurts when I don’t wear them.

HikingVet,

I wear glasses constantly as my eyes are terrible. You might fishbowl a little when they are new but pain is not right and the number one sign your prescription is wrong.

Gestrid,

I got a headache when I first started wearing glasses. Then it went away. There wasn’t anything wrong with the prescription. It was just my eyes adjusting to suddenly being able to see in HD for the first time in years.

seth, in just a b....

If astrology worked, it would be doubly wondrous since traditional astrological signs are off by a month.

TheAnonymouseJoker, (edited ) in literally no clue
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I had to kill 6 stingy bees today because they invaded my home. Nobody asked them to make a nest here.

Edit: killed another one

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