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FancyLad, in Pay up
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar

Mr. Skeltal’s origin story

01189998819991197253, in She didn't get the joke
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Well… are you alone in an empty house? Or is your cat with you? The lies. I swear. Hahahaha [looks around at nobody]

WereCat, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

You can afford sleeping 4x longer than me?

PatFussy, (edited ) in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

The last one should add him holding avocado on toast and it will will be perfect

—> This one @Annoyed_Crabby

ericbomb,

Feel free to remake it!

Honestly I feel like the top one could have been old timey distracted boyfriend meme because 1800s was when US swapped to coffee hard.

Then could have made middle one look more millennial/z.

Then bottom one have it zoomed out to see Thor and could make him look raggedy and like a broke teen realizing that buying 2 monsters a day does not go over well.

PatFussy, (edited )

Ill just repost as is thanks. For the funny hahas ofcourse

Dont look here annoyed_crabby

ericbomb,

As is internet tradition!

PatFussy,

Done. Lets see who is the bigger karma slut 😏

You should post about avocado toast on mine too just to close the loop

PatFussy, in introverts will understand

DAE have mental disorders? Pls like and subscribe for funny hahas

porkins, in Pace, love, and taco grease

The real story behind this is that someone stole his Lambo, so he had to testify in court about it. I guess the caption holds up.

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Boomers be like

Boy do I have an absolute awful show for you!

…wikipedia.org/…/The_Girl_I_Like_Forgot_Her_Glass…

0Xero0,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

Joke’s on you, I’ve read the manga and I love it. The story is cute but in my case people straight up refusing to wear glasses simply because they don’t want to is damn annoying.

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Okay maybe I need to be more specific…”awful” as in in cringe …regarding the MC

At least in the anime he is one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time. I finished it to the end though

Dagwood222, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

[off topic] Chocolate covered espresso beans. Expensive as platinum but worth it. Check out high end candy shops and gourmet stores.

db2,

The ordinary chain grocery store has them here.

Dagwood222,

I’ve seen them in various places. Sometimes coffee shops have them.

ScreamingFirehawk,

Are a really easy way to accidentally give yourself heart palpitations and be awake for the next 36 hours?

Seriously those things are really good and before you know it the packet is empty and you are afraid for your life.

Dagwood222,

Who doesn’t want a candy that can accidentally kill you?

AngryCommieKender,

Someone is gonna dip Carolina Reapers in chocolate and sell them…

Dagwood222,
general_kitten,

couldn’t you just make that by adding chocolate powder to regular coffee beans?

Dagwood222,

No. It’s like a peanut M&M except you have a candy shell around an espresso bean. You eat them like candy. Also, if you want to make hot chocolate with a shot of espresso, make them separately and then mix. Don’t try to cook them together.

PatFussy, in let the bullshit flow through me

Le random xd

Holds up spork

FatTony, in introverts will understand

“Have a nice day.”

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

MufinMcFlufin,

My go to is “Do I have to?”

Aggravationstation, in anyone?

Don’t forget kids, every time a Lemmy instance federates with Threads it makes Mr Zuckerburg cum.

x4740N, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Who else just ends up sleeping through all of them

son_named_bort, in anyone?

No I did not, Mark.

jeremy_sylvis, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
@jeremy_sylvis@midwest.social avatar

I consider the privilege of choice in taste of one’s preferred stimulant to be one of the few small joys to late stage capitalism.

AngryCommieKender,

What if one doesn’t have a preferred stimulant?

At least I’m not a caffeine zombie like the rest of you. My housemates love it though, cause I’m up first and despite hating coffee, I am told I make a good pot of coffee, so they can stumble into the kitchen and get a fresh cup about a half hour after I wake up.

ThePenitentOne, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Absolutely fucked up that your taxes go to supporting animal abuse whether you like it or not. Although, arguably worse is how many people don't even give the animals' suffering a second thought and just take the selfish path. Even fucking stupider is that chicken can be bought at the same price as tofu per kg. Like what the shit? Stop subsidising it. It's environmentally destructive and incredibly immoral.

nodsocket,

I’ve always thought that vegan activists would be a lot more successful if they could end these meat subsidies, instead of harassing the public. If the price of meat triples no one is going to be eating meat regardless of their politics.

clanginator,

Yeah but good luck getting anything passed when the GOP and all of the animal agriculture lobbying industry will be screaming from the rooftops about how everyone’s favorite foods will be more expensive.

nodsocket,

“THEY’RE TAKIN AWAY OUR BERGERS!”

Fiivemacs,

That’s exactly the reason this would never happen. The outrage would be uncontrollable.

ThePenitentOne,

Forcing people to do something is easier than making them change wilfully. But people still should have the moral integrity to make the right choice regardless. Plus, people are so propagandised and indoctrinated by the industry from politicians and other bullshit that it would be an incredibly hard battle to fight.

Ataraxia,

Change zoning laws so I can raise my own in my backyard other than just chickens. I have no problem raising and slaughtering my food. No need for factory farms.

Fiivemacs,

Incoming pitbull-bull hybrids

LemmysMum,

How about we all raise our own cattle.

Since we can’t modify suburbia to accommodate that many cattle let alone the additional waste, how about we make specially designated places where we can send all our cows to live.

And since everyone travelling back and forth to look after their cattle would be highly impractical how about we designate a handful of individuals to care for all of the cattle so everyone else can worry about their other jobs.

And since it’s difficult for a single family to store and consume a whole cow, how about we designate a group of people to slaughter and process them into more manageable pieces.

And since everyone going to one place to get their meat and somewhere else to get the rest of their produce, how about we just sell them in one place together.

It’s almost like we know how this works out and should just improve the regulations around caring for our food while it’s alive.

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