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Computerchairgeneral, in It's coming.

It's too late. She's already here. My local Walmart threw out all the outdoor stuff in the garden section and put up Christmas trees, decorations, and lights.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Bro it’s not even Halloween yet

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Christmas is hawt this year.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Still good. In Germany the sale of Christmas sweets and decoration started in the last week of August. It’s just ridiculous. I think we had almost 30°C when I first saw it.

Random_user, in A meme for math people

Theres no way that a dude that got a girl pregnant at 18 would understand this.

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

He probably didn’t. Her dad (the grandpa) made the balloons.

milicent_bystandr,

What?! Impossible to start a family at 18 and also enjoy mathematics?

Not everyone who has unprotected sex at 18 (or with an 18 yr old) is some numbskull just going at it for unscrupulous pleasure.

(As another reply also pointed out: the pun was crafted by the OP’s dad, not the 1yr-old’s dad; and OP could be the child’s mum or dad)

blanketswithsmallpox,

I know plenty of smart people pretending to be Winnie the Pooh while elbow deep in honey pots. Just because you weren’t fucking doesn’t mean other nerds weren’t lol.

Sucks to be you nerd.

triplenadir,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

so it was obviously the kid’s mom turning 20 then 😉

Carlo, in It's coming.

Give her a break, she doesn’t want a lot.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Hahaha.

Haus, in A meme for math people
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

It's been a while, but I think I remember this one. Lim 1/n =0 as n approaches infinity. Let x^0 be undefined. For any e>0 there exists an n such that |x^(1/n) -1| < e. If you desire x^(1/n) to be continuous at 0, you define x^0 as 1.

E2a: since x^(1/n)>1, you can drop the abs bars. I think you can get an inequality to pick n using logs.

uberrice,

Simpler: x^1 = x, x^-1 = 1/x

x^1 * x^-1 = x^0 = x/x = 1.

Of course, your explanation is the “correct” one - why it’s possible that x^0=1. Mine is the simple version that shows how logic checks out using algebraic rules.

Urist,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Of course you both assume x =/= 0 though.

jballs, in everything is fine I'm just overreacting
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I stumbled across this with perfect timing. A buddy of mine had just texted me that this week was rough and was a “test week”. Just sent it to him, which might not help his situation, but certainly made me feel better.

trailing9, in F as in frog

They call it ‘la petite mort’

whenigrowup356, in It's coming.

Some say she grows stronger every year…

Sheeple, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

2017 ☠️

Facebones, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

Never mind that not a single one of them pipes up when some lazy fascist bullshit gets posted here.

Only when it’s left of like 1990s Biden then they all lose their fuckin minds.

HerrVorragend, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

Even harder in 2023.

Soon, the only solution is to embrace the caused offence

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

You do realise this post was sarcasm?

Cockmaster6000,

You sound offended

randomname01,

I make jokes all the time, and I almost never offend anyone. Just don’t bully people and don’t say any hateful shit, it’s as easy as that.

BruceTwarzen,

I was in a bar last week where i haven't been in 10 years. Some of the same people still hang around there. I talked to a guy i knew for a bit and then turned around again. Then i heard them talk about how it's crazy that they can't joke and even talk normally anymore without people getting mad and offened. I turned around again, and asked them what they are talking about. What can't you say anymore? They were pretty drunk and just mumbled: you know, normal stuff. Do you just mean racist shit? You think you can't do racist jokes anymore? They were like: can't even say faggot anymore. You just did, you can say whatever the fuck you want, you just have to accept that people think you are racist pricks.
Small towns are interesting sometimes

RobertOwnageJunior,

I just do the racist stuff alone in my cellar.

randomname01,

Also, these idiots always ignore context. Like, if gay dudes amongst each other say faggot jokingly that’s totally fine (assuming they’re all cool with it, of course), but some straight dude saying it with a negative undertone isn’t acceptable at all.

_Sprite, in Stronger then Super Saiyan Goku
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

r/animemes

gun, in 10/10
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

October 11th, 2023
10/11/23
It’s not in order but it’s the same order as how dates are normally written.

andthenthreemore,

Well no, normal people write 11th October 2023.

hemko,

Normal people write “11. Lokakuuta 2023”

unionagainstdhmo,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

12th of October 2023 is how dates are written at least in Australia

unreachable, in Me: Sit! , Dog: You sit! , Me: Ok!
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

you don’t want to mess with an “absolute unit”

CyberEgg, in Good show!

If you think that’s all the show is about, you’re missing something.

thantik, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

We were not supposed to go to the moon! Years of building rocket infrastructure and yet nobody other than a select few people have gone to the moon!

Stop building rockets!

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

Stop doing physics! Motion was not meant to be analysed.

convert that speed from nautical miles to miles please

let me calculate the snap, crackle and pop of that missile

Statements dreamed up by the utterly insane.

greyscale,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair going to the moon wasnt about going the moon. It was about proving you could deliver mutual destruction wherever you wanted through general rocket superioririty

evilgiraffe666,

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Yeah I want to go to the shops and back faster than a trip to the moon thanks.

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