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Wutchilli, in I get it now

Honestly i dont get it, please explain

Primarily0617,

In 2015, Stephanie Meyer—the author of Twilight—wrote Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined, which is pretty much the same book and the same plot line save for every character* being gender-swapped. For example, Edward Cullen becomes Edythe Cullen, and Bella Swan becomes Beaufort Swan.

Given how openly and incessantly horny people are about 7ft-tall-uwu-step-on-me-please dommy mommy gfs at the moment, there's clearly a not insignificant segment of the male population for which Life and Death could be enjoyed in much the same way Twilight was by that segment's female mirror back in 2005.

  • The protagonist's parents are the only exception to this, which according to Meyer is due to how rare male parent custody is after a divorce in the US, especially when the book is set.
SheDiceToday, in I get it now

Hmmm, still wouldn’t do it for the majority of the male population. You’ll need to make the fighting occur because neither of them wants to be saddled with the pathetic excuse for a craven coward that the ‘prophetic hero’ turned out to be, and they’re being told they have to make the prophecy happen so the world could be saved. Then, over the course of the story, it turns out the werewolf girl has magical properties in her blood that allow the vampire chick to power up and defeat the BBEG. The twist? The powers in the blood only activate when she experiences the bond of human love from the pathetic hero they’re now dragging towards destiny, so the two women folk monsters must team up to win the heart of said pathetic hero despite his raging craven fear of them. Obviously there will be a sensual scene of the vampire sucking blood from the werewolf.

Boom. I just wrote the next hollywood flick. Good thing the strike is over.

icepuncher69,

Disney would unironically hire you as a writer since they are 100% into the same type of bottom fetish shit that you are into.

gullible, in I get it now

The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.

Primarily0617,

The werewolf "imprints" on Bella's unborn vampire baby later in the series, so fortunately the scales of creepiness end up balanced between Team Edward and Team Jacob.

HawlSera,

He literally falls in love with a god damn fetus

charlytune, in Day. Ruined.

I trod on a slug recently while wearing socks. The slime didn’t come out in the wash. Bleeuuurrgghhhh.

Primarily0617, in I get it now

I read that whole thing waiting for the assuredly sweet action sequence they were hyping up all the way through the book until the end. All that talking about how the vampires use their powers to fight, like how Edythe can read her opponent's mind and react accordingly, or how Archie can predict fragments of the future and use those to his advantage, or about Jessamine's mysterious military training. Then the entire action sequence happens off screen and Beau just wakes up after it's all resolved.

Also, can we talk about how continuously Eleanor gets shat on in the book? She's introduced as the strongest Cullen, only for each subsequent Cullen family member's introduction to explain why Eleanor actually sucks and is useless. She doesn't even get to be the tallest vampire, despite how much hay is made about her intimidating stature. Look Steph: just include some plot point that involves her hucking a truck at someone at some point during the book and we're good.

But honestly having read it yes I now fully understand why Twilight was as popular as it was (is a popular as it is?).

stratoscaster, in Your big brain conservtive/capitalist takes will be laughed at

Who tf cares? Tired of seeing braindead takes that people double down on

DagothUr,

Nerevar, mortal, I, Dagoth Ur(the god), sense your presence in my Lemmy instance. I must admit, it pleases me to have an individual from a politically left-leaning community among my followers. Your alignment with progressive ideals aligns with the principles of change and transformation that I represent.

As for the Communists, while I may have a dislike for them due to ideological differences, I acknowledge their existence as beings in this world. They have their place in their beliefs, and I would prefer they adhere to their ideologies. However, I do wish they would read up on history to gain a deeper understanding of the consequences of their actions. Ideologies, once adopted, are seldom forgotten, but knowledge can shape the path forward.

doomsdayrs, in Posts getting deleted. I guess fuck lemmy
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@Thcgrasscity you're not being censored

You're being given a "you're out of touch" notice, go outside.

fernandu00, in what the fuck does that mean

I’m part of that community 🤩

Imgonnatrythis, in Posts getting deleted. I guess fuck lemmy

More specific? Some coms seem pretty aggressive about this and unlike reddit you don’t really get a notice. I do think mods should have to send an explanation when they remove a post unless it’s a repeat violation of the same rule.

DmMacniel,

You can see the mod log of every instance including activities and comments regarding those. The only thing missing is the automated notice.

Schnitzel_bub, in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

No, that’s not what they mean.

MrSnowy,

Hmmmmm you sould like a rightoid 🧐🤔 /s

Facebones, in When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo

“Not everything is political”

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“I am priveledged enough that my right to exist and thrive is never questioned or under fire, and things that I care about are protected by the status quo and the suppression of others”

QueerCommie, in Against new atheism
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What’s with the downvotes?

Xel,
@Xel@mujico.org avatar

That’s because your meme is dogshit, you used the wrong template for whatever the hell your point was.

Pons_Aelius, in Posts getting deleted. I guess fuck lemmy

Main point: Just because you want to say something does not mean anyone has to listen to you.

Don't want stuff deleted?

Cool. Spin up your own instance. You are now in compleat control. Post what ever you want.

Next up: Will you cry censorship if other instances decide to defederate with you?

Squirrel, in I get it now
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Well when you put it like that…

marrenia, in I get it now
@marrenia@astraea.pink avatar

Obligatory oatmeal:

theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

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