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BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, in But My memory is shit.

Can’t even have money in my head since my memories are so Shit.

cashews_best_nut, in Merry Christmas

It’s cancer

NewAgeOldPerson,

You mean a big jolly happy cancer?

abcd, in Are you a microwave?

I can hear this meme in 50Hz… 😂

gears,

I just realized that the mains hum would be different in 60Hz compared to 50Hz… I wonder if it’s noticeable

zalgotext,

It’s very noticable.

(Note: frequencies this low could cause discomfort or even damage to your ears, make sure your volume is at an appropriate level before hitting play, especially if you have headphones in)

crony, in PTSD memories...
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

Only american’s can relate.

Anamnesis, in Are you a microwave?

Or in the case of my dumb microwave: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP.

WHY SO MANY

Baku, (edited )

I was at a hotel once and went to the bathroom while heating up some food. The microwave finished and beeped like 10 times then beeped every 15 seconds until I opened the door. I don’t really understand what problem that’s meant to fix, it’s not like the microwave keeps microwaving after it beeps and shuts off, nothing’s going to catch on fire

My drier at home does this too, although every 10 minutes as opposed to seconds, and I don’t understand that either. Washing machine I could understand since if you forget about it for too long it might go mildew-y, but once my drier is done, it’s done, and won’t turn back on until Its turned back on. A beep every 10 mins might be nice as an optional toggle or something for forgetful people, but it’s just plain annoying

WagnasT, in Are you a microwave?

i will then give another passive aggresive beep every few minutes until you acknowledge me.

KrapKake,

And yet the stove top/oven will stay on forever without alerting you until you realize something is on fire.

AnUnusualRelic, (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Ceiling beep: this is my cue!

Kidplayer_666, in $f \circ g$

f o g(x)

spacesweedkid27,

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  • Kidplayer_666,

    God dammit, I always mix it up

    spacesweedkid27,

    Same I had to look it up lul

    kpw,

    What are you talking about? OP got it right: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Function_composition

    Cort,

    Yeah, I think he’s got it backwards too, but it’s been a decade since I took calc

    Zink,
    @Zink@pawb.social avatar

    This is algebra as far as my school system believed

    DarkPhysix,

    I always remembered the \circ character to be like an “o” that stands for “of”

    Gradually_Adjusting, in Cause friendships never end!
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I kinda like a few of the US sanctions

    ImFresh3x,

    Yeah that was the only one I paused on. I’d even say when my country invaded Iraq we should have gotten sanctioned left and right.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Tbh I’m pretty sure the US sanctions are why North Korea still has a dictatorship.

    ArcticLynx,

    please explain

    MrMamiya, in If the internet has taught me anything it's that no one is an expert in anything

    Experts often qualify their answers and a certain segment of the population sees this as weak. It makes sense if you consider the strength of your faith being an asset you would view any nuance as weakness.

    Facebones,

    This is the issue. Experts effectively speak in another language than the rest of us, and the dummies/(honestly mostly) intentionally disengenuous among us use that to disqualify experts.

    Experts know there’s a margin of error. Dummies are easily convinced by the intentionally disengenuous that the margin of error accounted for means it’s all bullshit.

    Gradually_Adjusting, in The Fuck Lemmy, you're trending wrong.
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    They were all made by the same user and each instance has zero posts. I don’t think Lemmy’s “trending” does what it says on the tin

    aluminium, in PTSD memories...

    When you ask Grandpa how buying a Graphics card was in 2020.

    Dkarma, in Are you a microwave?

    This is my new fav pick up line.

    crandlecan, in I just don't get modern art

    lmao 😂

    Gradually_Adjusting, in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    You know shit is heated when the memes are sourced.

    fritata_fritato, in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best

    In Australia these people are deros huffing glue or drinking bowlers run red wine from the bottle. No thanks, I’d rather avoid them.

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