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Xeroxchasechase, in Cause friendships never end!

And vote!

therealjcdenton,

Im actively going to become your enemy

Xeroxchasechase,

Yeah, you should. Become the enemy of everyone!

doctorn, (edited ) in I love piped bot
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Here’s a little hack if you do have to use youtube:

Every ad: you swipe down, close video, restart,… After a couple of times doing that, the abuse-filter kicks in and it will just show you the video. If you keep doing that a while, ads just stop for a while as it thinks it’s being abused. 😅

Probably will stop working one day too, but still works for me today.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Kidnappers be like

I took that person but i forgot my ally.

RIP_Cheems,
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I’m in Spain without the a

Ryan213, in I just don't get modern art
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I was going to ask what the deal was, but Nevermind.

stiephel, in I got better reasons buddy

What the fuck is a bussy?

EmoDuck,
SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Remain in the dark stephan, its safe there. Pls dont google it

stiephel,

I have learned that it refers to the male anus. Life will continue.

Holzkohlen,

“I saw the face of god and was purified” - stephan 2023

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“I saw the face bussy of god and was purified” - stephan 2023

Deuces,

How can you simply learn about a fact that doesn’t effect your life and just move on!? Get angry, be horrified, buy a weirdly long picket sign and go to every pride parade to express your discomfort and let it putrefy into a deeper bigotry

Zink, in Kidnappers be like
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jordanlund, in 6÷2(1+2)
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Interesting that Excel sees =6/2(1+2) as an invalid formula and will not calculate it (at least on mobile). =6/2*(1+2) returns 9 because it’s executing the division and multiplication left to right (6/2=3*3=9).

Google Sheets (mobile) does’t like it either and returns an error. =6/2*(1+2) also returns “9”.

Blahaj_Blast, in You better watch out, you better not cry.
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Blahaj_Blast, in You better watch out, you better not cry.
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Here’s some festive music to go with this Pic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyOFtFMQcvE&t=0

SirBucksworth, in My tradition with the rest of the pastry 🎅🏻🍆😉
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

PerogiBoi,
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The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.

chandz05, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

I know a lot of workplaces/bosses don’t like it, but I’m of the opinion that your time off is your time off. It doesn’t matter if you’re in town or out of town, have the ability to get to work or not, if you have scheduled time off, you shouldn’t have to make any excuses as to why you’re not at work.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Going from retail to trade work 20 years ago was a world of difference. If someone has a day off, it's a DAY OFF and you better not even call the motherfucker. Workers will even get yelled at by the boss for disturbing fellow employees personal time if they don't absolutely have to.

Retail is just all hell. If anyone is doing that, get out. Get out any way you can. There is no future, you will NOT be rewarded for going above and beyond, and you are just a corporate asset.

There's also another major difference. In the trades, comraderie grows organically as you work with others on a job. In retail, it's all forced, with dumbass morning meetings and songs and shit.

tiramichu, (edited )

I work in IT and if you need to call someone when they are off, that’s a huge embarrassment.

Nothing should fall apart because one person on the team isn’t there. Nothing should ever be so critical that their absence is life and death. Never should there be a problem where only one person has the answers.

If you have to call someone when they’re off then you didn’t manage your team and their work properly, and you fucked up, big.

Sharkwellington,

This is what I’ve heard called the “bus buffer”, which means “run your team so that if someone is hit by a bus you aren’t totally screwed.”

tiramichu,

Yep, and conversely someone is a “bus risk” if they are that single critical person.

rockerface,

Work in IT too, can 100% agree. If someone needs to come in at weekends/vacations/days off, it’s a genuine skill issue of whoever is managing the project

Veedem, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.
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I’ll always send a quick text. I never need a reason for a no. If they say no, I thank them for their time and move on. Some people want more hours and are glad to take the shift, some want the day off. I understand both perspectives.

cryptosporidium140, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

My last job was production-oriented so I ran into this a lot. I was somehow out of town every single weekend. Now that I’ve moved to maintenance-oriented I’m suddenly home all the time

SpaceNoodle, in My tradition with the rest of the pastry 🎅🏻🍆😉

If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

praise_idleness, in My tradition with the rest of the pastry 🎅🏻🍆😉

NSFW please

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