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Cysioland, in I got better reasons buddy
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Plot twist: that guy knows about the bussy and could put you to shame with all the raunchy shit he witnessed

nicerdicer, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

I always claim to have something planned, too. Also, I do not answer calls or messages from work during my time off. I was given a mobile phone at work, which I leave at my workplace.

Gormadt, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ll never forget the time my boss call me to have me come in to cover a shift that night while I was chilling on a mountain looking over to Mt Adams while eating my lunch

I was surprised my phone even rang given the location, he was surprised when I told him I was 9 hours from my apartment

I sent him a picture to prove where I was

He was not amused but he did tell me to take a bunch of pictures since I was out there

All in all it was a good day

Mirshe,

I had my manager try to call me in while I was on the other side of the country. He tried to tell me I hadn’t informed him of my vacation, so I sent him the picture and emails where I had listed my vacation in the scheduler. Then he told me I was lying, so I sent him a selfie of me in front of Fort Yellowstone.

flambonkscious,

Did that make the trip better or worse??

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Honestly better

Because me being unable to come in meant my boss has to cover that shift and he had already proven himself to be terrible at it

My boss and I had a hate hate relationship at that point

antsu, in Just no

My streaming service (Jellyfin) always has all the seasons of everything. 😉

SaltyIceteaMaker, in You better watch out, you better not cry.
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Santa claus is invading my privacy. So i choose the foss variant “gnu claus” now he doesn’t know wether i was good or bad unless i tell him

heyou, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

This is why you should live in a different town than your workplace. Even if it’s the next town over, technically you’re “out of town”!

Black616Angel,

Yeah, or you could just idk… lie.

funkless_eck, in I got better reasons buddy

their reply: “oh so just normal male bonding, then?”

Spendrill, in Cause friendships never end!

Just gonna leave this here…

juli, (edited ) in For real tho

Istilldontcareaboutcookies + cookieautodelete - you da real mvp

cerement, in For real tho
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

✅ Delete cookies and site data when Firefox is closed

bleistift2,

How do you delete data that’s already transferred to their servers while you visit the page? You don’t need a cookie to uniquely identify a user.

www.amiunique.org/fingerprint

silverwing,

What’s there to transfer if they aren’t to be found at all?

idiomaddict,

Do they only transfer when you leave the site?

original_reader,

Every browser can do that. Some can delete cookies when closing a tab or even when leaving a domain for another.

ViscloReader, in For real tho

The real MVPs are website not having cookies altogether

Nyfure, in For real tho

The real MVPs are websites not needing a cookie banner because they only use required cookies for which you dont need a banner.

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

They still have to inform you, right? Like with some banner at the edge of the page telling that they use cookies, just no need for a popup asking you to accept or decline.

DrCake,

No it’s only for tracking cookies. If you just have cookies for login, for example, then there’s no need to ask permission

Sprucie,

And what tells you is how fucked the internet is since almost every single webpage asks to use tracking cookies.

Zpiritual,

There is also the problem of sites without tracking cookies having banners just to be on the safe side.

django,
@django@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Indeed.

Valmond, in For real tho

Ghostery plugin gang rise up!

pimeys, in For real tho
Swarfega,

You can also enable the easy list for cookies in uBlock Origin. It misses some but for the most part it works.

FierySpectre,

I’ve had that running for a while now, sadly some sites give you the option “accept all cookies” or “deny all by getting a monthly subscription” which if using this extension will automatically redirect you.

Aside from that little downside it has made browsing so much better.

JustUseMint, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

Lmao there was literally an enemy like this in resident evil 5

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