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FUCKRedditMods, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

Ahem, daBAdee daBAda

HerbalGamer,

Absolutely correct. I came here to tell them off but thank you for doing it for the rest of us.

foggy,

Woot oor you twoo toolking aboot? OP hod it obsolutely correct

balderdash9,
GrammatonCleric, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Gotta hit that blue arrow sometime 🤷

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s not blue.

GrammatonCleric,
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Looks blue on my phone 🤷

tdawg, in I want to see that in colour.

Ah shit. One of the screws isn’t double sided!

FierroGamer, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

Dafuq is this meme? civilians are civilians, regardless of the country religion or whatever the duck they’re born in.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

If civilians are civilians…

“Amongst Israelis, 69% of those killed were civilians and 31% members of the IDF. The number of Israeli civilians killed, from attacks by Palestinian armed groups or individuals, has declined steadily, peaking in 2002 at an average of 22 deaths per month, and dropping markedly to an average of one civilian per month in 2007. 6/

In contrast to Israeli figures, however, Palestinian civilian fatalities have remained high. Palestinian civilians, killed by Israeli security forces, peaked with an average of 35 deaths per month in 2002, and again in 2004. In 2007 they dropped slightly to an average of ten civilian deaths per month.”

www.un.org/unispal/document/auto-insert-208380/

Both sides kill civilians with abandon, and Israel is markedly better at it. Major media doesn’t seem to care very much about Palestinian civilians though.

istdaslol,

But it’s not because of a lack of trying. Israel has the iron dome. Since then the death’s declined. They protect the civilians, that’s why the deaths declined.

bennieandthez,
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How is cutting water, electricity and bombing houses and hospitals “protecting the civilians”? Think a little bit please.

Wogi,

That’s a funny way to say “Israel has continued to fire at defenseless civilians”

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

Fair, but the point is that there is no side here playing by the no civilians rule, yet only Palestinians are called out for it.

The headline of the newest chapter in this shitshow for some reason is “How could Hamas attack Civilians?! Civilians?!” When the reality is that hasn’t really been a red line to the Israeli government or Hamas. Never has been.

Its evil all day, don’t get me wrong. The twisted thing is that somehow Israel is somehow perpetually marketed as being the good guys playing by the rules of engagement in spite of being no different with regards to killing non-enemy combatants.

Why are israeli civilian concert goers a global tragedy, while Palestinian civilian casualties past and present just another thursday? Why doesn’t the world lose its shit at 10 Palestinian civilians killed a month? Are Palestinians somehow universally recognized as having less value as human beings than Israelis?

randomredditor12345,

Because the terrorists are specifically targeting civilians whereas Israel is targeting military targets that the terrorists put a bunch of human shields around

Mchugho,

This is the correct take. Hamas deliberately built their bunkers underneath schools and hospitals.

520,

I'm sure the cutting of water and electricity to an entire population was something the Israelis were forced to do too...

matcha_addict,

It is the exact opposite. Israel continuously brutalizes even Palestinian civilians in their own territories, without any military supporting them whatsoever.

randomredditor12345,

I’m glad we can agree that hamas are terrorists and not an actual military at least

matcha_addict,

What definition of “terrorist” are we using here by which Israel isn’t 100x more terrorist?

randomredditor12345,

The one where specifically civilians are targets. The one that that uses hospitals and elementary schools and civilian apartments as rocket launch sites. The one that explicitly calls for the complete destruction of the other state in its charter. Need I go on?

matcha_addict, (edited )

The one where specifically civilians are targets.

Ahh, so Israel then. I thought you meant Hamas.

The one that that uses hospitals and elementary schools and civilian apartments as rocket launch sites.

Hmmm that’s very highly specific of a definition, and still happens to be Israel.

The one that explicitly calls for the complete destruction of the other state in its charter.

Ok well I guess this one is Hamas alright. Not really terrorism to seek the downfall of an apartheid state.

randomredditor12345,

Oh so all those people at the peace rally were not civilians. Cool. I’d also love to know which elementary schools and hospitals Israel is using as a base to launch rockets into … anywhere really. At least now others will see how deluded you are and know not to take anything you say at face value.

matcha_addict,

Oh so all those people at the peace rally were not civilians.

Yeah not all of them. This was a rave dance held at the gates of a concentration camp, with many armed personnel and tanks in sight, and minutes from the Gaza division Re’im base.

I’d also love to know which elementary schools and hospitals Israel is using as a base to launch rockets into

There are plenty of examples. Tel Aviv has dozens of military bases near dense residential areas and even hospitals. This is very easily verifiable on Google maps, and articles have been written on this. Here’s an example:

Hospital: maps.app.goo.gl/CyAaK7u78fNQJNt17

Military bases: maps.app.goo.gl/LKF8rFcrEC7cqQzA8maps.app.goo.gl/eETyujgrr7bjjL629maps.app.goo.gl/TMVvK6SZ4wn4NNui9

Israel can very easily afford not to do this. Gaza is the 2nd - 3rd most densely populated area in the world, only 12 km in width. It is a concentration camp.

randomredditor12345,

Yeah not all of them.

Having security at an event doesn’t make it not be a primarily civilian target. It’s especially ironic that hamas targeted a peace festival that was sympathetic to their cause. I imagine it’s because they don’t want peace

There are plenty of examples. Tel Aviv has dozens of military bases near dense residential areas and even hospitals.

These are not hospitals and elementary schools from which rockets are being launched. They are based near a hospital which eminently sensible for any military that values its soldiers.

Gaza is the 2nd - 3rd most densely populated area in the world, only 12 km in width. It is a concentration camp.

Auschwitz, a famously prolific and reasonably large camp was less than half a kilometer in width. Please don’t cheapen the experience of those rounded up at gunpoint and forced into cattlecars by comparing it to that of people who moved into an area whose inhabitants were forcefully evacuated (Israel forced its own citizens out at gunpoint in 2005. If hamas had any interest in Israel continuing to give them the land they wouldn’t use the land given to them to pull this kind of crap)

bennieandthez,
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“Animals, vermin, savages, beasts” are common terms used by Israel goverment officials, military and mainstream media when referring to Palestinians, they’re not even trying to use dogwhistles at this point.

Strawberry,

Are Palestinians somehow universally recognized as having of less value as human beings than Israelis?

Yes, at least among Western media and its consumers

istdaslol,

Because it’s not that easy. billions a year go into Gaza as a humanitarian aid each year. So the world cares. The sad thing is, the 24h news cycle isn’t interested in a thing that happens regularly but at outlier. You also don’t get a report every time the iron dome successfully repelled an attack. The death of the people in Gaza is also „planned“ by Hamas to use as a tool to get support from the people and other Arab states, and to get footage to paint Israel as the most evil, to justify their dschihad

Astroturfed,

I completely agree with you. Which is why when you look at the grotesque number of civilians Israel kills every year it’s pretty easy to condem them.

Son_of_dad,

Get off your high horse colonizer

TheAnonymouseJoker,
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  • Astroturfed,

    Israel is the colonizers in this instance and I’m opposing them so???

    irmoz,

    Uh, what?

    Ookami38,

    Jesus Christ I had to scroll through like, 10 top level comments to find someone with a measure of reason. I’m actually stunned.

    irmoz,

    Do you somehow not realise that is exactly the point being made?

    Gadg8eer,
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    YES, because OP is typing words that can be misconstrued as being a shill or a bigoted asshole. I’m smart enough to recognize it if you point it out, but I’m not fucking psychic, and I’m the kind of person who believes in dream prophesies so that just shows that neither potential delusion nor intelligence have anything to do with people misreading things online. It’s just human and technical limitations, but your italics are clear so: if you don’t want people to be annoyed at you, maybe respond without being condescending.

    irmoz,

    How could you misconstrue their words that way?

    RampageDon, in Existential Crisis

    At least credit the original if you are going to do a bad rip off explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

    Exusia,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    You imply that I created this, and did not shamelessly steal it from somewhere else many years ago.

    Also I thought the lego one was the original :shrug:

    Varyk,

    Wow lot of heat about the skeleton dog.

    Exusia,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    Shit right lol I been posted a meme every day this month none of these are original lol

    Varyk,

    Hahaha, I would not have seen a bulldog skeleton with a funny caption and immediately jumped to intentional plagiarism, but here we are.

    Memes is memes is memes.

    CileTheSane,
    @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

    Looked like a reference to me, not a rip off.

    DmMacniel, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

    Can we burn him?

    ReMikeAble,

    But how do we know he’s a witch?

    DmMacniel,

    Uhm… Witches burn?

    captainlezbian,

    Here let me try: Matt, you’ve been mocking capitalism and mainstream society for over three decades and in the process have managed to make one of the most overly commercialized mainstream tv shows to ever exist.

    Kyyrypyy,

    Did he turn you in to a newt?

    DmMacniel,

    Well… I got better.

    s_s, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

    That’s not just any frog, that’s Frog.

    CassowaryTom, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

    I get it, but maybe dont post just to be posting? The internet misses you, but it will get along OK without you for a day or two while you think of something relevant to anything.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    You think I’m posting just to post?

    Tom, you deeply misunderstand.
    I post out of necessity.
    I post to fill the gargantuan void in my being, created by self-loathing and a massive inferiority complex.
    I post out of soul crushing boredom.
    I post for the respite my memes offer to millions of introverts, who would rather light themselves on fire, than attend another office meeting
    I post to shout into the abyss, and to tell it that it cannot have my soul, my creativity, or the surrender of my will just yet.

    but mostly…

    I post, just because I really, really like memes

    CassowaryTom,

    Oh shit. I would give you my usual “Sorry for being a dick, I had a few too many last night” but that was actually kind of inspiring. In this case I’m glad I drew something beautiful from tour soul by being a douche.

    seitanic, in I want to see that in colour.
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Cthulhu’s parlor furniture.

    Jay, in Riley's going places.

    I love “answers” like that.

    When my wife was a child, they made nativity scenes at school for Christmas. In my wife’s result, Mary and Joseph were standing very far away from the manger. When asked why they were so far away, my wife replied, “Because I stuck them there.”

    Kids…

    variants,

    Sus

    jaybone,

    Doesn’t the song go “away from the manger…”?

    Omega_Haxors, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

    Add a gun, and it will become heeellarous 😒

    db2, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

    Successful stealth ad. I want the frog.

    SubArcticTundra, in I want to see that in colour.
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’s probably painted different shades of ultraviolet

    masquenox, in Happy Anniversary of the Harper's Ferry Raid

    Some frag grenades and claymore mines would have probably helped, too.

    Godort, in dark tower deck supremacy

    Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.

    Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses

    Kyrgizion,

    How do you…

    Gaspar,
    @Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I feel seen.

    I’m not gonna argue, though. Well played.

    tdawg,

    The rare murder suicide

    Enkers,

    I mean, statistically it makes sense that a decent number of people will find this accurate. That doesn’t make it feel any less uncanny.

    cokeslutgarbage,

    Ouch, now my back hurts and I feel called out.

    jennwiththesea,
    @jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

    I wanted to be her, actually.

    kaklerbitmap,
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    Well shit…

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