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BustinJiber, in The size of a what

Looks something like 50 capybaras big?.. more?

hperrin,

Are we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?

Dave,
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50? 50! I can’t imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?

spoilera group of capybaras sitting by some water

hunter2, in I want to see that in colour.

This meme jut keeps giving.

misterdoctor, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

So good I literally just sent this to everyone I know (just my wife)

Track_Shovel,
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guess what you’re having for supper tonight…

Igloojoe, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Why is the plate food drawn with crayons?

GrammatonCleric, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

“In the meantime, here’s a pair of 3D glasses to help groom yourself properly”

photonic_sorcerer, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
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Yeah okay but i know this frog from my childhood so extra points for op

IndiBrony, in Huzzah!
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I fart in your general direction!

spudwart, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
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This post is the equivalent of a throw away round in Cards Against Humanity where the card you threw away somehow won.

Track_Shovel,
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True; it’s a genuine shit post, but I guess people like LCD soundsystem

Uniquitous, in oof

And there are only 6 tracks, and also the CD was $20.

paultimate14,

They are typically 45-60 minutes. Which could be 1 long song, or 20+ short songs.

Uniquitous,

Dude, I was there. I lived it. Step off.

paultimate14,

Bruh I’m looking over at my shelf of CD’s from the time.

But let’s look at the best selling albums that came out in 1999, the year referenced in the meme.

  1. Backstreet Boys - Millennium - 12 tracks
  2. Britney Spears - Baby One More Time - 11 tracks (or more, depending on the version)
  3. Santana - Supernatural - 13 tracks
  4. Celine Dion - All the Way… A Decade of Song - 16 tracks (kind of weird as it’s a compilation)
  5. Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin - 14 Tracks
  6. Blink-182 - Enema of the State - 12 tracks
  7. RHCP - Calofornication - 15 tracks
  8. Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera - 12 tracks (I think? I’m only finding re-releases that include more bonus tracks now)
  9. Creed - Human Clay - 11 tracks
  10. Dido - No Angel - 12 tracks

Maybe back in the day you mistakenly bought singles instead of albums?

ThatFembyWho,

Hey that was the soundtrack to high school. I downloaded half of them on dialup, via Napster/Gnutella/whatever.

#7 is one of the only ones you’ll hear to this day.

abraxas,

Mostly THAT was EPs. Some of the best albums are EPs, but they’re short.

Rose for the Dead EP, was my favorite one. 6 songs.

NIN Broken was 8 songs.

A lot of punk albums have plenty of songs, but they’re so short some of them have terrible play times. OpIvy Energy (the first bootleg I ever had) is only about 35 minutes long and the whole thing mostly fit on one side of a (small) cassette tape.

I could probably find more, but that’s just off the top of my head.

paultimate14,

Isn’t that kind of the point of EP’s though? They’re ~half the length and should be cheaper to compensate for that.

abraxas,

“should be”

Of the above, I only remember Rose for The Dead… costing easily as much as an LP.

Uniquitous,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar_of_Flies I rest my case you condescending asshat.

paultimate14,

As an EP that wouldn’t have been $20 lol.

Uniquitous,

As if you would even know.

paultimate14,

You’re just mad you got ripped off 25 years ago lol

ianhclark510,
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This post brought to you by Dopesmoker

teamevil,

That fucking album is proof there was hope, except it bankrupted London Records which killed Grotüs’ career. They are a dope ass band I found in a CD store with throwaway CDs for a dollar in 99. Definitely worth it for them. YouTube Grotüs’ Mass.

ianhclark510,
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I thought Dopesmoker was released by Tee Pee lol

dan1101, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

I think since his early Life in Hell comics he just has had a keen satirical and critical mind and sees how often life is stranger than fiction.

seitanic, in Modern Life Is Perfect
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wait… y’all are getting two weeks?

Saeculum,

Statutory minimum of 5.6 weeks in my country.

SwampYankee,

Started at 2 10 years ago and will max out at 5 in 5 more years. Get a union.

alcasa,

Let me guess… US? I can never understand why people dont lobby for higher minimum days off there

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Probably because having more days off would be socialism, and that makes Baby Jesus cry.

Default_Defect,
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Because the companies that have infinitely more money than us can lobby harder.

CyberEgg, in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck

Holodecks are a terrifying technology.
Imagine your friends beam you into a running program while you are sleeping.
Everybody, when something out of the ordinary happens, would at first say: ”Computer, stop program!”

rockerface,
TheOneCurly,
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I have to believe an experienced holodeck user would be able to detect some of the telltale signs pretty easily. Like replicated food, if you see it enough you probably notice “holodeck vase #5” showing up scattered around the background of scenes as clutter. Or even minor visual distortions where it switches from 3d to the false horizon.

CyberEgg,

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I randomly rewatched ‘Ship in a Bottle’ and even Data only recognizes they’re still in a simulation due to a blank transporter log. No visual clues, no glitch in the matrix, an empty log that could have been empty for any other reason.

mathterdark, in oof

Discovery of new music is so much easier now with Spotify/YouTube/etc. In the past you had a slim-to-none chance of coming across a band/artist/album outside your local scene, no matter what the genre. Back then you kind of had to be “in the know” for that to happen.

beastlykings,

Spotify maybe, I’ve never used it. And Google Play music used to be the best for this, but YouTube music has me stuck in a loop of my last 10 or 20 songs and I hate it.

If I’m listening to some techno, and I change gears to old school country/bluegrass for awhile, then, YouTube will never ever recommend techno to me again. Not unless I manually remember some of my favorite songs, search for them, and retrain it that I like techno. But then of course country slowly dies. God forbid I mix in hard rock, punk rock, or rap. It just confuses it more.

And it’s not just a genre problem, even within a genre of repeats the same dozen or two songs every time I open the app.

It’s not just me, I have a family plan and my brothers have both separately complained to me about the algorithms being worse than Google Play music, which is what we used to use.

I literally created a playlist called YouTube music sucks, where I save my most liked songs, so I can reseed the algorithm when I want a change of tunes. I need the playlist because I have a terrible memory and can’t remember all the songs I’ve liked.

Why don’t I change? Because I’m cheap, and it’s bundled with YouTube premium for the whole family. And it has no right to be as bad as it is. I keep thinking they’re gonna fix it, but I guess maybe people like being spoon fed their last 20 liked songs?

maltasoron,

Spotify is really good with recommendations. I think they use different algorithms for the different personal playlists: the Release Radar seems to use my followed artists and all my playlists, while Discover Weekly uses my recent listening history.

theletterw, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

I feel like Toons get this illness and treatment.

wizenheimer, in lots of homework....

Gotta love blurry titties

Gormadt,
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I’ll never forget the days of watching the image load line by line to reveal tittie

Ah the days when being on the Internet was a deliberate act rather than a passive one

Lileath,
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Just go to Germany if you want to experience this again!

elvith,

By the way, does fax support colors now, or is it still black & white?

Lileath,
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I don’t know, I just do everything in person when I have to do stuff with the government.

BCsven,

You could put a set of weights mext to computer and lift while it loaded. jacked in no time

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