Huzzah!
balderdash9, Besiegers: we will not kill you if you surrender.
The city: we will wait a bit for reinforcements to break the seige but will surrender if they don’t come.
Besieges: okay, but if you wait too long we will dig under your walls, get in, and kill you all!
IndiBrony, 
I fart in your general direction!
marcos, There’s a lot of throwing random shit over that wall omitted.
Malfeasant, Fetchez la vache!
Rolive, Quoi?
Diplomjodler, And murder. Lots of murder.
DmMacniel, then the winged hussars arrived.
jkozaka, 
On lemm.ee (jerboa )this post has -1 downvotes.
Guildo,
bernieecclestoned, Catapult the odd dead cow in for the lulz
themusicman, Fetchez la vache!
Canadian_Cabinet, Don’t forget that the cow also has like 5 diseases
Vlyn, 6 after Kevin has a turn.
TheDankHold, The first 5 came from Jerry
Jerb322, 
I was nowhere near that cow!
trailing9, I was nowhere near that cow!
wreckedcarzz, 
Is it odd because it’s dead, or because it became self-aware and started squirting milk everywhere out of defiance?
Malfeasant, Yes.
bronzle, It’s odd because it’s prime beef
wreckedcarzz, Amazon really has been in the grocery game for ages now
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