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Imgonnatrythis, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

Bro needs to degauss

kaboom36,

Or a convergence adjustment

hperrin, in We are not the same

Jokes on you, I’m poor and cheap.

Rascabin, in lots of homework....

How about walking home with a VHS tape and nothing to hide it with. The “movie”: Debbie does Dallas.

bestusername,
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Timing your family leaving the house so you could watch a “movie” in the loungeroom.

Kids today with their own portable devices in their bedrooms have no idea how risky it was for us.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

I believe this explains why a lot of us have developed tinitis. Experts point to headphones and loud music as the cause but I theorise that out of shear survival instinct we had to develop super sensitive hearing and the ability to separate the smooth sounds of a saxophone and moaning with the distant sound of a car door or car tires pulling into a gravel driveway

DuffmanOfTheCosmos,

There was a VHS passed around my high school, cleverly disguised with both the sleeve and sticker for the comedy classic “Airplane!” but was in fact Jenny McCarthys Playboy video. There’s enough in that previous sentence to sufficiently approximate my age haha

doingthestuff, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

I work weekends so I’ll be sad if I want to. My Mondays are pretty chill. All you people who do a single damn thing on the weekend that requires anyone at all to work can shut the hell up about it too.

Wilshire, in Hmm... what to say ?

So that’s why my wife sleeps all day…

HubertManne, in Hmm... what to say ?
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Blanket is most important part of bed. Will take thick soft blanket on floor over bed with no blanket.

Blackmist, in She is right !

The secret to long life is to live a really long time without dying.

HubertManne,
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Im not scared of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

stolid_agnostic, in oof

Try $20 of disappointing CD.

someguy3, in Threw out my back... While walking?

On a serious note, do deadlifts.

archon,

I have a weak back already… is it advisable to start lifting heavy things still? Last time i did i felt like my back got worse. Poor technique perhaps?

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Start with a bar, get your form down. Add weights very slowly (like you should be getting frustrated by how little weight you’re lifting). Keep adding making sure form stays perfect. If back starts hurting drop down in weight, and start doing back and core and glute strengthening exercises. Continue.

It’s not a cure, but it’s pretty close.

someguy3,

People default to thinking about big heavy deadlifts, but it really doesn’t need to be. The muscle activation, posture, etc from light deadlifts is really good. It strengthens your back. (Talk to your doctor blah blah blah.)

Lauchs,

The irony is that this does feel like karma for taking a week off from the gym.

I should know better, old man is always lurking, stalking and waiting for a sign of weakness.

Defenestrator,

I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.

lickmysword, in oof

Bought reanimation by Linkin park. The mecha album art is better than the remixes imo. Also the larger reason I bought it lol.

Designate6361, in When you also send a carrier group to make sure no other outside forces interfere with that process.
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  • DessertStorms, (edited ) in She is right !
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    She is right, with her actual statement

    Confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

    (ETA source that proves her right: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert)

    Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way (not saying it's OP, though if it is - 🤦‍♀️)

    cabbagee,

    Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

    DancingIsForbidden,
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    DessertStorms, (edited )
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    Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

    this you?

    At least you tried 😂
    (what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

    DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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    meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

    homicidalrobot,

    Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

    ilinamorato,

    The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

    ilinamorato,

    Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

    Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    (what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

    You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
    Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

    DancingIsForbidden,
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    ZzyzxRoad,

    This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

    Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

    AVincentInSpace, in oof

    i’m curious now

    usually censorship is used to replace a strong word with a milder one, or to change the meaning of the text

    what word in this meme was so egregious that OP saw fit to replace it with “fucking”

    wh0_cares,

    My best guess is that it originally was “fucking,” someone censored it to something like “hecking,” then someone else censored the censor back to “fucking”

    Misconduct,

    I kinda love this journey though

    kamen,

    Who doesn’t love fucking?

    BodilessGaze,

    Asexuals?

    Naratetama, in The old dilemma
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    I still have the time, yet it doesn’t feel as fun as it used to be.

    Nahdahar,

    One of the reasons for this is that you already experienced a lot of games and there are less of those “first” experiences. Another reason is that AAA and AA has been very same-y for a while (I almost wrote ‘trash’, but not really, it’s pretty cool how far technology has come). AAA doesn’t try anything new, AA tries to be AAA. I tend to go back to older games I’m not familiar with and I follow the indie market, there are pretty cool niche games out there which sometimes bring back the spark of that “first-experience” feeling.

    Schnitzel_bub,
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    it’s been almost a decade for me to “digest” this truth. But to be honest, I don’t even miss or regret it much anymore. I end up cooking, going out, cleaning up or resting instead. and doing those with the same openness to let them absorb me the way games used to,… man, they sure can be enjoyable

    shasta,

    I have been feeling the same. I only really enjoy gaming with friends now because I like the social aspect. Otherwise, I’m filling my alone time with reading. It’s much more satisfying.

    balderdash9, in I want to see that in colour.
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