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EmperorHenry, in Fast casual
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I’d be okay with that if the money meant that the workers get a living wage and benefits. But that’s not how most business owners do things here

blackn1ght, in Trig

I don’t think I’ve ever used them.

lolcatnip, in Dear A-holes

Everyone from Seattle loves eating a bag of Dick’s (except vegetarians).

SnotFlickerman, in Forklift
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But do they have a certificate to prove they are not Donkey Brained?

RIP_Cheems, in Sesame
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“They tried to kill me on the challenger, they know I’m right and want to silence me.”

RIP_Cheems, in Forklift
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FORKLIFT, 2024

KingThrillgore, in Pragernant
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Dennis Prager logic

bricklove, in Fast casual

These restaurants keep my cousins’ reclaimed wood furniture business alive.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Pragernant

I’m sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but this doesn’t make sense. The average person is not pregnant. Therefore the average person does not have more than one skeleton in their body.

Raab,

It’s the average amount, meaning that if one person out of the entire world was pregnant, the average would be technically more than one, even in the slightest degree.

AFaithfulNihilist,
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I think even on balance, considering fractions of skeletons in whole people, you’re going to end up with more than one skeleton per person despite some of those people missing bones or limbs.

It’s like one sixth of a percent more than 1:1 if there are 135 million babies born each year on earth, but that’s not nothing.

Raab,

Yeah that’s kinda the point I was getting at. With a baseline of 1 and the 100% probability of 1 person out of 8 billion being pregnant, it will always technically be more than 1.

Chetzemoka, in No holiday it can't be used for

I have neighbors who got a one story tall inflatable dragon for Halloween last year and just left it up until Christmas. It was so popular that this year they have an entire yard full of Christmas dragons. I love it.

EvilEyedPanda, in No holiday it can't be used for

What’s this, what’s this!

Haus, in Forklift
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I was trying to think of one. Lech Walesa came to mind, but it's doubtful. There was a Romanian president maybe 20 years ago that was a merchant ship officer, who often get f/l qualified (I did), but iirc, he flamed out.

NatakuNox, in chill dude
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Fatality!

Drusas, in Comes with autopilot too

This is not a meme, but it is very cute.

PP_BOY_, in Don't ever change.
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Ten minutes? Man you gotta get your workflow optimized better

trivial_wannabe,

Fair point. In my defense I’m sick and made this on my phone while taking a bath.

Tak,
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I hope you feel better soon

Rolando,

OK, I always wanted to try to make a meme, let’s see how long it takes me…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf6b85c9-02b2-4824-bb3d-58fb51e5ae44.png

oh man over 20 minutes. but in my defense I wasted time trying to do it on Gimp before I switched to a hacky approach. comment OP is right, I gotta optimize my workflow too.

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