workerONE,

Don’t waste your sick days being sick. They’re for going to the beach

Sabre363,

My brain does not allow me to schedule convenient sad times

doingthestuff,

I work weekends so I’ll be sad if I want to. My Mondays are pretty chill. All you people who do a single damn thing on the weekend that requires anyone at all to work can shut the hell up about it too.

KpntAutismus,

jesus christ, just start a union. unionized companies habe so much better wages. at least where i live.

homoludens,

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,

that was a poem from a simpler time.

Boss makes a dollar, we don’t make jack,

that’s why we fight to take the means back!

TexMexBazooka,

Boss makes a million, I make a buck That’s why we steal the catalytic converter off the company truck

jetsetdorito,

I’m more courageous with with food I’m not sure is expired on monday-wednesday “fuck it I have sick leave”

_number8_,

i love WFH because i can wake up feeling like shit and log on immediately to start the clock instead of waking up on my own time and giving my peak hours to the capitalists

Gork,

No commute though so at least you’re not crying in the car while stuck in traffic.

halliday,

Yes! Don’t let the capitalist win!

habanhero,

Do you really win if capitalism dictates when you should feel / cry?

Console_Modder,
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If I can be less productive at work and get paid to cry, then that’s a double win on the capitalists

habanhero,

But they get you to cry on their terms. How much is agency worth as a human being - more or less than the hourly wage?

jaywalker,

On their terms? The capitalists don’t want you to cry while you’re supposed to be working. Crying on their terms would be crying outside of work.

habanhero,

Yet capitalism is ingrained enough for you to think that’s the best option, instead of what you need / want it’s whatever that makes you the most money. So it’s a win for capitalism in the sense that you are the capitalist first, and human second.

tburkhol,

Quaint rhyme from better times. Boss is making $34 for my dime today.

Console_Modder,
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“Boss makes a 20, I make a buck. Now I smoke crack in the company truck”

IzzyData,
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It wouldn’t be so bad if it were only a 20x difference. It is more like a 5000x difference. 🥲

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