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kamen, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

Imagine a site telling you “Sorry, you can’t use asdf123 as your password: you’ve already used it on that other site”.

FakinUpCountryDegen,

It would be better if you had a local tool telling you that - one that you control and only exists on your personal devices, kind of like secure messaging platforms such as Signal.

Another great later would be for all compromised passwords found in breaches to never be usable anywhere ever again, thus helping to thwart the most common form of breach we see today: credential stuffing.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

That’s not as far fetched as it sounds. Any website worth its salt will store your password as a hash, so if they started sharing the hashes with each other they could prevent you from reusing passwords without changing much security-wise

kamen,

Any website worth its salt will salt the hash as well…

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry you can’t use *******

That wouldn’t help that much

kamen,

This was supposed to be a joke; of course it wouldn’t.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a pretty old meme, hunter11, but it checks out.

MrPoopyButthole, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro

Also God watching all genocide

danc4498,

He loves some childhood cancer too! REALLY accelerates that character development.

conorab, in Sure it is

Who took a photo of this community?

Nobody,

Shop a stock photo meme on the top left, and it’s dead on.

Mordachai_Shedbacon, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully, face down in garbage

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Same, pigeon dude, same

PerogiBoi, in I hate this job
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Considering the established fact that “rawr” means “I love you” in dinosaur, I think we need to take a step back and inform HR.

DigitalPaperTrail, (edited )

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  • Iceman,

    Did you mean a Tyrannosaurus Sex?

    Rolive,

    The Phallusaurus Erectus.

    Catoblepas, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

    My doctor’s office has done this to me when I’ve called in to get help with a prescription issue I was having. Literally just gave me instructions for how to message my doctor through the app. 🫠 Mfer I’m calling because I don’t want to use it! It sucks ass too because it always takes like a week to get a one sentence reply that only addresses half of what I asked.

    AeroLemming,

    I tried to contact my doctor through the online portal and it wasn’t working because those systems have zero quality control. I called them and had to listen to a long-ass pre-recorded message urging me to use the portal that WASN’T FUCKING WORKING before I could go on hold to eventually talk to a person. It’s infuriating.

    Yerbouti, (edited ) in Choose your vehicle

    The thing I hate the most about my province (Quebec), the passion people have for pickup trucks. It’s a fucking obsession, and it’s a subject that cant even be discussed, the right of owning one of those is almost the first article of our constitution.

    Pogbom,

    Ben câlisse, comment ma apporter mon épicerie à maison sans un char d’assault?

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    J’ai plus souvent rencontrer ça dans les régions. J’ai un pick-up mais par nécessité. (4 flos)

    Yerbouti,

    On en voit de plus en plus en ville. Les gens utilisent leur pickup pour aller à l’épicerie. Mon voisin travaille de chez lui sur un ordi et a un pickup.

    bzarb8ni,

    Ontarian here. I’ve been all over Canada, it’s everywhere.

    branclon,

    Have you been to Alberta? Lol it’s way worse

    BCsven,

    Driving through curvy roads in manitoba I was being passed like I was standing still by lifted trucks…way over driving their headlights

    SomeAmateur, (edited )

    I don’t mind passion from a hobby perspective. Some people are passionate about sports, coding, radios, plants, stamps etc. It’s okay to be passionate about cars and trucks, just don’t daily drive these if you want people to respect you. Same with stanced cars.

    The problem as I see it is that these modded ones are pushed as still being practical when they are really only big toys. Have you ever noticed that jacked up trucks rarely have caps or toolboxes on the beds? The extra height takes away the utility of the bed and loading/unloading anything is a pain in the ass. They pour all this money into making their truck less useful.

    I’ve driven big F-250s for work. They have a time, a place and a purpose. And that is not as a daily driver for most people.

    Ookami38,

    'Round here we call em pavement princess. Drive like they own the place, but never done a day’s work.

    SomeAmateur,

    Very accurate

    VieuxQueb,
    @VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

    Et je commence à voir beaucoup de “coal runner”, ou/et avec des pneus surdimensionné suspension élevé etc… Toutes des modifications illégale mais pourtant t’en vois partout. Sont-ils si riche qu’ils peuvent se payé des contraventions en continu où la police fait rien ?

    Yerbouti,

    J’en ai vu un sur le boulevard Pi-IX, le gars a “enfumé” une quunzaine de personnes qui attendaient l’autobus. Sérieux.

    Moi aussi je me demandais comment autant de gens peuvent se payer des tanks de même, vu le prix, jusqu’à ce qu’un ami qui travaille en administration m’explique que la plupart des gens qui en ont font juste s’enregistrer une entreprise et le mette dessus. Même pas besoin de faire des vrais affaire avec ton entreprise, tu déclares des revenues négatifs et tu ramasses plein de crédits pour ton char. Bref, c’est nos impôts qui finance les gros chris de pickup du monde.

    Rambi, in She helps when I cook.

    Every time I’m holding something and my dog thinks it’s food I let her smell it and then she’s like “oh ok I’m not interested then”

    KoboldCoterie, in Will it happen ?
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    They should make the next one photo-realistic, just to change things up.

    MajorMajormajormajor,

    Nah, same level of detail but change direction of rotation.

    ComicalMayhem,

    Just flip the image vertically

    MajorMajormajormajor,
    explodicle,
    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    That’s not a firefox! That’s a raccoon dog!

    Karyoplasma,

    Isn’t that a red panda?

    sinokon,
    JoShmoe, in Even my mom is a better pirate.

    Hey some of those buttons will take you to some really cool websites. Everyone should give it a try. Its just like scratching a lottery ticket.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    RIP StumbleUpon

    BlueLou,

    Cloudhiker cloudhiker.net

    No idea if it’s any good though

    devfuuu,

    Clou Dhiker.

    MrPoopyButthole, in Minimalists

    Under capitalism, yes.

    Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

    TrousersMcPants,

    Idk id probably be chilling

    altima_neo,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

    DSTGU,

    Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

    Alteon, in Daddy

    That sounds like some weird “alpha male” shit.

    balderdash9,

    Man, I never know how people will interpret things. The joke is just that she calls her (now husband) daddy in bed.

    tdawg,

    It’s okay OP. Not everyone can appreciate good memes

    hperrin, in lots of homework....

    Parents: why is our internet usage so high?

    Us: um, Linux ISOs…

    jpablo68,

    “I’m downloading linux ISOs” was the perfect excuse to keep my computer on all night downloading “other” stuff

    Dyskolos, (edited ) in Modern Life Is Perfect

    I’ve quit working many years ago, and still don’t have enough time to pursue all hobbies like I would like to. I even “fear” finding new interests.

    If you’d offer me 50x the money for going back to work, i still wouldn’t see a single beneft (beside the moneyz). Would probably do it for one month and quit again 😁

    My dad (boomer) worked all his life, was treated like a work-slave, and the moment he retired, he had half a year of “life” left. And in this time he didn’t even know what to do with himself. Was bored all day round. Never knew such a life. And yet tried to lecture me how important work is.

    Outtatime,
    @Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Must be nice to just not work

    Dyskolos,

    Met many people who couldn’t even enjoy their month holiday a year because there wasn’t anything they wanted to do. Some even worked from home in their holiday at the beach… Just because. So it seems it’s not nice for many. I find it sad.

    jmcs,

    Ergomania (excessive devotion to work) is an actual mental health symptom, and it can manifest as part of several mental illnesses.

    And even their employers should try to get them appropriate treatment because “workaholics” tend to have very low productivity - they don’t work well in teams and are often too tired to be effective.

    Dyskolos,

    Yes I know. Hence I said to find it sad. And workaholics are legion not just a few. Sadly employers are often enforcing that behaviour, thinking they’re the most exploitable despite probably being less productive than the regular joe.

    porkins,

    If you don’t work, how do you survive?

    Dyskolos, (edited )

    Wife and I don’t need much and have enough money to do so, luckily. Also we have no money-eating kids or any other responsibilities, not even a pet. And the only expensive hobbies are gaming and travel.

    But even if we wouldn’t have money but kids, and would be fine with minimum-wage, there’d be the social-net here. It’d be a bit less moneyz than working, but…

    interdimensionalmeme,

    Baby eating

    Dyskolos,

    I don’t like babies or children 😒

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    Maybe you just haven’t found the right recipes

    Dyskolos,

    But it’s also hard to find free-roam-babies and organically fed ones. And they’re costly. Nah.

    lelgenio, in Very misleading name
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    A_Union_of_Kobolds,

    TM 31-210 is fascinating stuff

    MinekPo1,
    @MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    the author is not Irish not sure if I can trust it.

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