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Tarkcanis, in dining with moomin daddy

Less awkward?

Imgonnatrythis,

In Japan

Lekip, in Wok 22

I love how the 8 is visibly bigger and less worn than the rest of the sign

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

It just gets slightly larger every time it increments.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Lies! Deception!
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait till you hear about the plastic and play-dough “food” they use in advertisements and the glamour shots on a restaurant menu or order board.

Dublin112,

Watching a video that showed how they do cheese for pizza makes seeing those commercials absolutely hilarious to me knowing its basically nothing but glue.

quams69, in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

I’m a wage slave and I can’t even afford a house 👍

Rooskie91, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

Private companies literally paid billions of dollar to dismantle a (more or less) effective government just so that they could say this (and its still wrong).

sus, (edited )

can you call a government that allows itself to be turned into a caricature of itself efficient?

psud,

In my (Australian) public service career I have watched a team of 100 public servants deliver and keep updated a data capture and processing system

A large American service company now does that job with four times the people. It took years to get them to add keyboard shortcuts to their product - the original was entirely mouse driven; and their product didn’t meet contrast rules for months

set_secret, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are
SeeMinusMinus, in Shout-out-to-mods-posting
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain

Naveen000can,

Don’t you want to be happy?

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

IF THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY I WANT TO BE THE SADDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!!!

omnissiah,
@omnissiah@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Pfff normie

Naveen000can,

Good luck on that

pinkdrunkenelephants, in copium28

They’re actually and unironically going to kill us all, aren’t they?

MystikIncarnate,

If it turns a profit for them, yeah.

DAMunzy, in Hurt like me.

Oh… Fuck. You!

Well played. I lost THE GAME twice in one day

Aquilae,
@Aquilae@hexbear.net avatar

Welp, I just lost The Game

DAMunzy,

Sorry, had to be done. Everyone must suffer in this thread. 😘

mexicancartel,

What is THE GAME?

lvl7,
interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I lost the game years ago, and soon you will have lost it too. It’s a 20 year old meme, but basically:

The Game is a mind game in which the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation, it is held that the whole world, or all those who are aware of the game, are playing it at all times. Tactics have been developed to increase the number of people who are aware of The Game, and thereby increase the number of losses.

DAMunzy,

I remember the game being introduced to me whilst in highschool in the early 90s. It was introduced to me by my stoner friends. I lost it a few times during highschool because it was a thing along with getting punched if looking at the circle. I definitely lost it in 1997 when the movie The Game came out. I have lost it many more times as the years grind on.

spread, in Minionposting

I’m spreading misinformation online

Certainly_No_Brit,
db2,

Facebook will take it as fact.

capt_wolf, in Old but gold
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Honey, call the cops! John Wayne and Bing Crosby are defying the laws of gravity again!

Bonus: “Gravity is a law! I obey the law!

KaleDaddy, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

I live in a small town in Vermont, my girlfriend grew up here but moved away to New York City and has recently returned. She hates Christmas and I love it. Ive been trying to get her into the Christmas spirit. We were picking a Christmas tree when i realized we’re literally following the plot of these stupid movies and i now i keep mentioning how i need her big city business skills to help save my Christmas themed bakery

JillyB,

When she finally starts to get it, that’s when Santa becomes real.

optimal,
@optimal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

main character

rimorso, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

What do you mean expensive? A Margherita is usually around 7 euros

marco, (edited )
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

I paid 21 USD* (~19 EUR) for a margarita in North-West America yesterday :(

It was pretty good, but it was also small (12"/30cm).

  • that’s before 10% VAT and 15% mandatory tip - you can basically add another 5.
rimorso, (edited )

Wow ok that’s steep (also margarita is Spanish not Italian)

marco,
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

margarita

Ha, that was my spellchecker :)

ChairmanMeow,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

What the fuck

safetygunfatpopcorn,

In Africa?

Cicraft,

Who’s talking about Africa?

rimorso, (edited )

They use euros in Africa? We are talking about Italian pizza so I’m talking about Italy

safetygunfatpopcorn,

You mean frozen pizza then?

agressivelyPassive,

Frozen Pizza is something like 4€ for 3 cheap pizzas or one slightly more fancy pizza. Germany, not Africa.

safetygunfatpopcorn,

No way that’s true

agressivelyPassive, (edited )

shop.rewe.de/p/…/8089206

Three frozen pizzas, 3€.

rimorso,

When I was living in London (pre brexit I don’t know now) I remember paying 6 pounds 50 for a really good napolitan pizza at “Da Michele” while dominoes was like 18 pounds for basically hot garbage

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yep in Italy is dirt cheap but the further away you go the more the American style stays cheap while the Italian style becomes “gourmet” and gets more expensive.

rimorso,

Wow that sucks

Quaxamilliom,
@Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net avatar

in the US they are bougie as shit and the cheapest are usually $17 with the average around $25. And they are usually much shittier than any you’ll find in Italy.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝

BTW Firefox has a built-in function that checks if the extractable text from the website is “acceptable” and will decide whether to display the button.

You can trigger it everywhere using


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catsup, (edited )

Oh that’s really handy! Thanks m7

Drinvictus, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

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