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Ibex0, in oof

CDs were up to $16 when I was making less that $10/hr at work. 😢

Vej, in PARACORD GANG GANG

Quick thing. I am an avid hiker. I know a lot of knots. If there is one knot I had to tell someone to go learn it’s the “Trucker’s Hitch.”

CosmicTurtle,

How the hell are you going to make that statement and not even provide a link?!

Vej,

What you linked will work as a truckers hitch, but that’s not a trucker’s hitch.

www.netknots.com/rope_knots/truckers-hitch

deus,

How come there are two links in this thread and none of them are this one?

milicent_bystandr,

I should have checked yours before I also posted!

Incidentally, that put me off learning the trucker’s hitch until completely unconnected a friend showed me the hitch very simply. Now it’s one of my favourite.

::: spoiler I also assumed until half way through the song… That it was going to be a sappy love song about how he doesn’t know how to ‘tie the knot’ ::: …I was glad to find myself wrong.

milicent_bystandr,

Like this link?

I_am_10_squirrels,

What makes the trucker’s hitch particularly useful?

Vej,

It’s a slip knot that you can use like a ratchet strap.

Norgur, in PARACORD GANG GANG

amused hemp ship's rope noises

abuttifulpigeon, in No title needed

Not entirely sure why this has the hate it does, but I’m Pro-Israel and this is damn hilarious.

TheMagicalTimonini, in The size of a what

It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.

DessertStorms, (edited ) in She is right !
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She is right, with her actual statement

Confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

(ETA source that proves her right: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert)

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way (not saying it's OP, though if it is - 🤦‍♀️)

cabbagee,

Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

DancingIsForbidden,
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DessertStorms, (edited )
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Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

this you?

At least you tried 😂
(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

homicidalrobot,

Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

ilinamorato,

The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

ilinamorato,

Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

DessertStorms,
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(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

DancingIsForbidden,
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ZzyzxRoad,

This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

Nakoichi, in Constant fear 😂
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Should mark this NSFW what the fuck dude. Also this meme smells very reactionary, I don’t even want to know what the image on the right is.

Flyberius,
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It’s that nightclub in France from a few years back. And yeah, this meme is 4chan tier garbage.

treadful, in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies
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I’ve always wondered if they had to mop up after a session.

Track_Shovel,
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You and me both

I guess that’s what Cadets are for, right Wesley?

teft,
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Ensigns. Ensign Mariner cleans out the holodeck &$%# filters in Lower Decks.

Sharkwellington,

Imagine having to go in there after this guy steps out chugging juice to recover from 10 straight simulations.

THE GRAND NAGUS

treadful,
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Sage_the_Lawyer, in A real bone to pick

Hmm. I’m annoyed at my lawyer brain, all I can think about is how this would actually be a very interesting case. At least, based on my understanding of U.S. Torts law, which is not my practice area (but which is bar tested and a required law scool course). Don’t take any of this as real legal advice.

But, there’s a concept known as the eggshell plaintiff rule/doctrine. Basically, it states that if the person you injured is unusually fragile, you’re on the hook for their injuries regardless of whether they’re a typical result of the action you took. So, here, while the typical result of pulling a finger would be a fart, the puller may be on the hook for the entire damages of a lost arm.

However, undercutting that is the defense of consent. The “victim” here clearly consented to the activity which led to the injury, and should have known that the action may likely result in the loss of an arm, based on the lack of tendons/muscles/skin/everything.

I’m gonna have to save this to show at conventions and see how people think this would play out. I’ll totally be the coolest kid in school then. In your face, Mark.

themusicman,

theydidthelegalanalysis

airbussy, in *monch*

This is an S tier meme, bravo

Siegfried, in dark tower deck supremacy

Dark tower all the way 🤟😎🤟

Malgas, in Online Safety

She met a funny, goofy boy who was deep

It’s always the Deep Ones.

ragnar_ok, in Me Trying To Use The Internet

bring back stumbleupon!

seitanic,
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And web rings!

Trarmp,

88x44 affiliate buttons

ComradeR,

We have CloudHiker. But isn’t good like StumbleUpon! Plus, is kinda repetitive, but works.

SaniFlush, in Waiting For the Fall

Tag yourself, I’m “The”

dependencyInjection,

I guess “Capitalism” (image) is akin to my life.

Annoyed_Crabby,

“of” the Bagel Donut 🤤

hunter2, in i think he could

Cat expert here. Yes a cat could.

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