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yesman, in Ahhh my eyes

In case anybody doesn’t know, a good trick to avoid blindness is to close one eye until the car passes so you’ll retain your night vision in that eye. This also works great for going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Kiosade,

What if you’re on a one lane road, and not only is there a dude with bright lights on behind you, but also there’s just a continuous stream of them in the opposing lane, all flashing you as well?

Fridgeratr,

Uhh hold on to your butt I guess

Kiosade,

Well I held onto my butt and ended up crashing into a tree… I would suggest to any one else who sees this post, don’t do that.

Fridgeratr,

Shit my bad

wieson,

My best advice is to concentrate on the line marking the outside of the road. Not much, but it’s something.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in When will that bastard die?
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Why is he kissing her? Are they in love?

Touching_Grass, in We get what we need to make it through tbe day..

I hope that frog guy migrates to lemmy

Yamainwitch, in textbook

Life imitates art and these artists are freaky as hell and I am here for it 😘🤩

AlexWIWA, in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝

Reader view is also a god send if you have ADHD or just struggle with attention span around electronics.

Illecors, in Happy Holidays

This meme is pushing it because, well, meme. And that’s all fine.

As a non-native atheist speaker, though, I have to say “happy holidays” just doesn’t roll off the tongue the way “merry christmas” does.

It’s not a big deal at all, but I do find it annoying at the minimal level.

dangblingus, in Happy Holidays

Maybe that’s actually why they support fascism-lite?

SPRUNT,

They only support fascism-lite because it’s the next step on the way to pure-fascism.

HenriVolney, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Right in the uncanny valley! Thanks for the trip!

UndercoverUlrikHD, in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

Other than the fonts, the left side honestly pretty accurate. uBlock Origin for life though.

marx2k, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

Pretty sure that 30 minutes or less thing hasn’t been a thing in forever

Vode_An,

As with all retail, corporate accounts for people abusing the staff until the manager relents.

Don’t do it obviously, Scaphism is sometimes justified, but you will get that free pizza.

paddirn, in he altered it further

Ahhhktually, this meme did not occur in the meeting between the group and Darth Vader in the dining hall. It occurred between Lando and Vader when discussing the plan.

gotnuffin,
@gotnuffin@lemmy.world avatar
Stumblinbear, in Get Bread Get Dead
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

I’d say luck will sometimes make you rich, and being good at what you do will sometimes make you rich. Being good at what you do and also lucky has more of a chance of making you rich

It’s *usually not entirely luck, you generally have to sort of know what you’re doing

late_night, in It's funnt because it's true
@late_night@sopuli.xyz avatar

What about Dutch pancakes? Your choice of toppings, covered in syrup. Divine.

ramsay, in One dark ☕ coffee please....
chemicalwonka, in Banal SCP
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

My aunt always said: Don’t touch my Tupperware!

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