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mjhelto, in Happy long weekend to the parents out there

As long as it can’t blink, cause that was the first disappointment I’m both the book and movie. Snakes don’t have eyelids.

Knuschberkeks,
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well, basilisks do apparently.

Designate6361, in Streisandposting this after it was removed from its original home

US: “yes let’s give all these Nazis jobs so then those pesky Russians don’t get them”

DragonTypeWyvern,

The Soviets got more experts, but they didn’t put them in charge. Well, not as often.

c0mbatbag3l, in Enjoy your Call of Duty
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I will, the zombies mode is everything I’ve ever wanted it to be. Finally.

Imgonnatrythis, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

Makes me feel better about not subscribing. I couldn’t get into Ted Lasso. There, I said it, go ahead and kick sand in my face.

Globulart, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

I’ve been watching and enjoying black bird recently. Never had apple TV and I got 3months free with my phone so logged on to watch Ted lasso then noticed this.

ChrisLicht,

I never hear that show mentioned, but it’s excellent.

Globulart,

It shows just how little impact being on Apple TV has compared to the other streaming services, I’d put Black Bird well above Dahmer for a true crime drama but Dahmer being on Netflix makes it so much more relevant.

twistypencil, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

Invasion is good?

Custoslibera,

I have never wanted all of the main characters to be killed horribly by aliens more then when I watch Invasion.

Rubezahl, (edited ) in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

Well, I hate mmunism as much as the next Eastern European but this is absolutely true. Commie blocks rule.

RogueBanana, in The Planet of Death

Bold assumption to say universe

CCMan1701A, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

My kid loves pinto beans. Maybe she’ll love Margot as well? 🤔

morrowind, in Waiting on that update
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s so good, we don’t need a society 2

Skymt,

Nah I’m ready for a sequel.

Kanda, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

The Mona Lisa is just a canvas with paint on it

Honytawk,

You forgot the part that it is 500 years old and made by a significant historical figure.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

And it’s got “This is a fake” written in felt-tip pen on the canvas.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s a good thing they haven’t X-Rayed it yet. That might change the course of history. Although I suppose not as much as stopping life from ever existing on the Earth in the first place.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Yeah. We’ve just got to hope that no one manages to re-create the missing verses to Kubla Khan.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Pff. You get a time machine out of the deal. Worth it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

And have to live with a couch stuck in your stairway? Not a trade-off I’d be willing to make.

Kanda,

So if an NFT was 500 years old and made by Obama then it would be the same?

MaxHardwood,

Fine art is valued for taxation and insurance purposes

UnverifiedAPK,

So I have news for about NFTs…

ICastFist, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

OP, I’ll buy it for eleventy billion and one spiff coins.

Flughoernchen, in the good ending

Love this version so much more. Just accept your friend, with all their weirdness! ❤️

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Are you German by any chance

EmhyrVarEmreis, in 5 days at the gym! (my parent's basement learning Photoshop). Do I look attractive to you? Rate my body

Photoshop skills = 1/100

Z3R0C00l, in can I skip class?
@Z3R0C00l@artemis.camp avatar

Is his name Donald trump? Because he seems awfully proud of his.

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