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zepheriths, (edited ) in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

And it’s always some woman that lives in the same town her whole life. The man either just moved back or is new to the small town

ACatNamedBunny,

Or, small town girl moved to the big city, returns to small town and sees that man iN a NeW LigHt

Darken,
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Or man womans woman at man then man man the woman

jaybone,

I can watch that for free on the internet.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

I like the halloween version that ends in door hand hook car door

mindbleach,

Mister Sandman, sand me a sand

Man womans woman at man then the man man

EstT, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

“Capitalism breeds innovation” =/= “Capitalism eliminates copying”

slackassassin,

It’s gonna try all the things, innovative and schlock included.

explodicle,

If capitalism didn’t eliminate copying, then my movie downloading experience would be much easier.

jaybone, in textbook

His chest is a square box?

lugal, in Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas!

hrimfaxi_work,
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

Prison. Immediately.

lugal,

Christmas is a prison. – Foucault supposedly

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Happy Hondadays.

Kase,

Merry Chrysler!

thorbot, in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

Meme format is wrong. I do not accept this meme.

ihavenopeopleskills, (edited ) in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
@ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social avatar

Those who love this kitschy schlock think it's innovative.

Pop and stadium country are no different.

ChicoSuave,

I’ve never heard someone say they wanted to listen to pop or stadium country music because it’s innovative. In fact, a hasty and anecdotal surveying of friends and neighbors says that they listen to the music because it’s easy to listen to (ie unchallenging).

jaybone,

Yeah they want a familiar sound they are accustomed to. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Sometimes I’ll go to a fast food chain because I know exactly what to expect and I don’t have to think about it too much.

kool_newt,

I was thinking the other day about how “pop” is an artifact of market economics and has nothing to do with art. Pop music for example is simply an attempt at maximizing ROI by appealing to the greatest common factor. I suppose this is obvious, I’m going to stop talking now.

qooqie, in Lemmy users be like

Ye I think most of us are just tired of seeing all the hate spew other sites have. It’s much more of a pleasant experience to just chill

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s weird how frequently people disagree but talk to eachother with respect on lemmy.

feedum_sneedson,

I have found Lemmy worse, but I never went on the default subs on Reddit so maybe my experience was better than most.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m sorry you’ve found it worse. Reddit was always incredibly toxic for me and even smaller communities were terrible.

TheSean, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

They’ll eventually have the male lead in a red jacket and female lead in a dark green dress… can’t wait to see that amazing innovation /s

jaybone, in I feel this…

Y tho?

someguy3, (edited ) in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Just once I want a man in a red sweater and a woman in a green dress [sobs].

MrsDoyle,
Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Now that would be innovative!!

Holzkohlen, (edited )

This desire is actually what started feminism. Trust me bro

danc4498, (edited )
Tikiporch,

Marking my calendar for Febcbeb 55th.

PlasterAnalyst, in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

Still works on eBay for now, the one thing they haven't broken.

jasondj,

eBay really has one of the best search engines around, IMO.

Once you know how to use parenthesis, quotes, and minus, you can build very precise queries.

I_am_10_squirrels,

Boolean search is better than natural language search, once you know how to use it

someguy3, (edited ) in Lemmy users be like

Hava.

blanketswithsmallpox, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Where’s the Will Ferrell and Deadpool one?

hakunawazo,
Phanatik,

I love that Deadpool has replaced Ryan Reynolds because that's basically who he is in public, all to manage his crippling anxiety.

Shepstr, in It's funnt because it's true

This is quite the circlejerk.

MegaUltraChicken, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Ive got hundreds of these damn movies on my Plex server specifically because my wife LOVES this crap.

I’m convinced we have a Family-Guy-Manatee-Ball-Pit situation going on here. There’s less balls to choose from, but damn if I haven’t seen “save family business with a last minute impromptu charity event spurred on by the handsome dude from her past who posseses some talent” 100 fucking times.

They aren’t usually direct plot copies, they just have identical pieces that get moved around so they can factory farm these bitches out.

anonionfinelyminced,
@anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

You forgot the person the protagonist is currently involved with who is a puppy-kicking narcissist. Source: my wife loves these movies too.

RobertOwnageJunior, (edited )

He also forgot the silly, but loveable sidekick best friend of the romantic interest who is irrelevant for the whole movie, but helps to save the day in the end (and sometimes gets it on with the very serious sidekick best friend of the main character).

Source: my wife loves these movies too.

ChicoSuave,

Fun game: see how much of the set is used in other movies. Most of the Hallmark movies are made on the same set in Atlanta so some will share little things like the same staircase or same exterior of a house. Hallmark reuses more than just the plots!

calypsopub,

Could be a fun drinking game

mindbleach,

I wonder if you could film two at the same time…

Gestrid,

Just use the same cast for both movies!

mindbleach,

I’m thinking more, mutual background characters.

AWittyUsername,

What’s a manatee ball pit situation?

OneMansTrash,

There’s an episode of South Park where they go to the writing offices of Family Guy for whatever reason, and instead of actual writers, they have an aquarium tank full of manatees and plastic balls with words on them.

The manatees would bring the balls to the top of the tank, few at a time, and the staff would use the words on the balls as prompts for their new jokes/episodes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The manatees had integrity, if you took a ball out they’d stop making jokes.

The hallmark writers don’t give a shit.

AWittyUsername,

Oh shit of course I remember that episode

knightry,

If you’re on PTP check out the collection “Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green”

There’s about 300 movies there matching this description. I’m sure your wife will love it.

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