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Vlyn, in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

Sacrilege! You broke the template, third and fourth slide should be the same :)

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I shall commit sudoku to atone for my sin

TerrificTadpole,

Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.

Albbi,

Ooh, do we have another Jesus situation going on here? I’ll hop on on this.

grue,

youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=870

Mossheart,

We talking sudo rm-rf /* sudoku here or the kind that you’d find in the newspaper?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That sounds like a command that could work, sudo KUUUUUUUUUU, the more Us the slower it details the important files being deleted, without allowing you to cancel the command

blanketswithsmallpox,

Repent ye sinner and post three socially awkward socially awesome penguins, NOT one thing other thing penguin and ye shall be redeemed!

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Are we talking penguins that represent different linux distros? Because most sure match “socially awkward” and awesome

RedditRefugee69,

Memes are art and this works

Frederic, (edited ) in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Lacey Chabert 😊 Candace Cameron 😊

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Guess I need some hints for good subs.

join uselessserver093

Potato_in_my_anus, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

That’s their trademark, as soon as you see it you know it’s a Hallmark romantic, cheesy, family movie.

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

My grandmother loves these movies. Some channel started playing them since July and she’s basically watched and rewatched all of them by now.

HenriVolney, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Right in the uncanny valley! Thanks for the trip!

yesdogishere, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

These movies are not bad. I quite enjoy them. Sometimes I skip the predictable endings.

clb92,

What about the predictable beginning and the predictable middle part, between the beginning and the end? I usually just skip those too.

Drinvictus, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Fast and furious XV: The return of Naruto

WallEx, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

Yeah, Italian Pizza actually needs less time in the oven.

Vode_An,

Precisely, if you’re going to ruin good ingredients like that leave them raw.

WallEx,

:D

Honestly they turn the heat way up compared to American pizza, so it’s faster but also burned in some spots :D

gmtom, in Good rule to live by

If I treated people how I want to be treated I would get arrested

HikingVet, in Actually I'm stronger than your dad

It’s nice if you to post this everytime you make a new account.

Makes it easier to ignore you.

tuxrandom, in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

The category filters of electronics distributors used to be good (some still are). But then they started letting business people categorize the products, and now finding stuff without having a part number is basically a lottery.

deo,

hell, even with a part number, you still have to sort through a bunch of irrelevant stuff. I swear they must just “select all” when assigning tags to phone cases and stuff.

blindsight, (edited )

Fuck phone cases and bad search. I just got the Sony Xperia 10 V. The whole Sony Line is just changing the number to 1, 5, or 10, and the Roman numeral from I to V (and growing).

Good luck finding anything. It literally took me hours (including advanced Google Fu) to find out that the style of case I want doesn’t exist for my model. (But the 10 IV has it.)

Is there a site that categorizes cases by exact model? I feel like it shouldn’t be this hard.

bofejo5773, (edited ) in Gonna impress the doctor

Years of masturbation will finally pay off

Skyrmir, in It's funnt because it's true

The best restaurants in the world are in London. Of course they don’t serve English food. The Brits just knew to bring the best stuff home.

nexussapphire,

I’ll remember that when I want to eat a sack of blood or a plate of liver.

Mr_Blott,

You would if it was covered in butter and high fructose corn syrup

TIMMAY,

stop, my stomach can only get so erect

kirk782,
@kirk782@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That weirdly applies to museums as well. The best museums in the world are in London. Of course, they don’t serve English stuff. The Brits just knew to bring the best stuff home.

Also, what do you call English food in other countries? Prison food.

ImFresh3x, (edited )
  1. This is a subjective, but would be pretty universally laughed at in the culinary world especially when compared to France, Italy, Tokyo, or any American city.
  2. restaurants weren’t even prevalent until the early 1900s, way past the introduction of spices.

Outside of London the UK has a very low presence of Michelin rated restaurants compared to Europe, the US, and Japan. Not the best metric, but there’s no reason why Britain’s restaurants, who would stand to benefit from such rating, is being unfairly treated.

Btw I actually like British food, and have spent a lot of time in the UK. Just think your comment is funny, and the upvotes are funnier.

NotSpez,

I get your point number one, but any American city better restaurants than London? You cannot seriously believe that. Sure, NY, Chicago, etc but common.

GR4VY,

They probably mean any large/prominent American city comparable in size to London.

foo,

They are still wrong. London is up with the best you will find anywhere in the world. Even a lot of large US cities are a poorer substitute.

GR4VY,

I can’t make an argument for or against that, because I’ve never been to London. I was just saying what I thought they meant 😊

Kusimulkku,

any American city

You just tried to slip that in there, hoping we wouldn’t notice

Mr_Blott,

It’s very, very subjective mate,

or any American city

is incredibly wrong from the culinary world’s point of view, I can assure you

I think DC and LA are about the only two cities in the top 20 worldwide if we’re talking culinary excellence

Xyre, (edited )

While it’s not definitive, this was the easiest list I could find: https://www.farandwide.com/s/cities-michelin-stars-397433fb73604a91

SF and NYC are also in the top 20.

MrScottyTay, in How does she know...

Nah, fuck nvidia

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Amen

AeonFelis, in Good rule to live by

What if I have self destructive tendencies?

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Then you are a menace to Society Inc. Begone foul creature

AeonFelis,

Are you treating me how you want to be treated?

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